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Somil Bhargava

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So, my names SOMIL but most people call me SAM or SOMA . Don't care for those who have smirks on your faces….

So, lets start head on… I’m very straightforward… period… I am this overtly emotional fool and I get all messed up and loony when my heart is fiddled with…my friends (the real ones O.K, not the bloody cuntsuckers who just use me as a launch pad and then don’t give a Raccoon’s ass) know that… and so Fat bastard is always with my punch…

So… I really love my friends..

Love to eat… yeah a real boro player at that, though I don’t eat much and value quantity over quality. Love almost all cuisines..all kinda drinks and yeah I go marbles over MARBELS….the candy that is. Am average at my studies and I really adore mechanics and maths.. but can’t say the same abt electrical..too dry..too predictable and mechanical

I have only 2 categories in relationships…either I love them like hell or I hate em. But the 2 people I hate most are this kid called ******* and this obese cow called ******** , and I swear I’ll make them road-kill the day I get my license .

Love to play cricket and counter-strike and I swear by its name…don’t give a damn abt myself when I play.. and I’m always plagued with injuries..as a matter of fact, Wud love to be on my guitars, if i ever learn to play it and yeah love to drive be it a car , a bike and even a cyle if i happpen to get a hand on

I run really fast and yeah I mean FAST…very few people of my age have ever beaten me at that…have a real athletic body..with minimum fat and I had 6 packs even before SRK made them a phenom…

Got a real explosive tongue, and I can abuse you to tears if I get my flow…just a little bit o’ frustration….all of that’s with a slght exception though. But I’m not at all into fighting and stuff…never fought with someone physically..ever(maybe once or twice)!!

And lastly…I wear what I want, when I want…at home I’m mostly in my boxers and seldom wear a shirt…wear the same jeans for no less than 3 months without washing them even once,till they gather fungus… but have truckloads of shirts that are a pain in the ass to stow away.And most of the times i'm in oversized clothes and I hate following the trend...u may even find holes in ma socks. That’s all I know and if you don’t like my profile…well..go stick you shaft in your hole. Toodles!!!!

Who da man???? Yeah me da Man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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