Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You!

Okay, you are reading this article because you know that something is definitely going on in your kitty's head! What are they thinking? They are thinking of taking over your home and removing you from the picture! Sure kitties are very cute and cuddly and how can one think a kitten would be capable. Trust me folks, beware and watch your surroundings! Never fall for their cuteness tricks or their playfulness it is all a trick! I will show you some tips on how to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you. Some would say these are normal actions for a kitty, but you thought wrong! I'm guessing your kitty is being very cute right now and watching you on this site as we speak. Pick up your laptop or move the cat in the other room! Do not let them find out you are on to them! When they find out you know what they are up to it will only end badly.

Although, a lot of cat owners say this is a form of affection it is entirely false. When your cat kneads on you they are actually checking your internal organs for signs of weakness.

OK, so when your cat uses the litter box does he/she shovel litter excessively? Do they do this so much to where litter covers the floor and other places? Do not be fooled folks this is merely practice for burying bodies.

Casually hanging around with your cat does he/she like to start random staring contests? Well, the next time you feel your kitty staring at you DO NOT LOOK AWAY! If you look away during a staring contest this is a sign of weakness to your cat and an attack will follow.

This idea generally speaks for itself folks! If your cat is leaving dead things on your doorstep it usually indicates A WARNING! At this point you should be freaking out and definitely be cautious.

Yes, this may seem normal for a cat but in fact they are preparing their bodies for combat. Indeed, they train their minds and bodies through a painful feeding and purging process.

Many cats do this so that they may study you in your natural habitat. Keep in mind one way to survive is to know the enemy and your cat is watching your every move.

Alright folks, we all know that human beings have superior technology. Do you think your cat knows this? Of course they do! Your cat will sleep on these electronics to cut any contact off from the outside world. Beware!

Lets face facts that kitty's aren't exactly pros when it comes to smothering people. So, they will wait until you are most vulnerable in your sleep. When you wake up and see your kitty pawing at your face, this means a failed smother attempt.

Lastly, when you walk into a room is your cat startled? This is not a good sign folks! Your cat is running at fast pace out of the room because something is wrong. So, it is safe to say that your cat attempted an ambush but failed.