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How Many Different Kinds of Parrots are There?

Updated on April 10, 2016

Talking Birds

Parrots are very intelligent animals. They can be as smart as three year old children. They are the only animals that can talk like people, so they are popular pets right after cats and dogs. There are a lot of funny jokes about parrots. Here are some of them.

This is my relative's blue and gold macaw when it was a baby. The other photos are PD.

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Here is some information about the most common parrots and a few jokes about them.

Parrot Jokes

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Hide and Speak!

What has six legs and can fly?

Three parrots!

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed a clock?

Politics!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot?

A walkie talkie!

What was the parrot doing in prison?

It was a jail bird!

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

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      Gloria Freeman 3 years ago from Alabama USA

      What fun birds, such sweet pets.

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      RinchenChodron 4 years ago

      Interesting creatures and so pretty!

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      cmadden 4 years ago

      This was a lot of fun - I'll have to tell the Agents the cat and parrot joke ;-> . Einstein was a hoot!

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      Takkhis 4 years ago

      I always like parrots! Where i live there are many green parrots :)

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      Aunt-Mollie 4 years ago

      I wish these birds were not so expensive!

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      Sharon Berry 4 years ago from Michigan

      The colors of these birds is incredible. They are all so beautiful I wouldn't know which would be my favorite.

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      happynutritionist 4 years ago

      These are great and colorful pictures and videos, thanks to the beauty of the birds. In spite of liking all the colors in a parrot, working in an office where one of the coworkers had an African Grey that she brought to the office every day taught me to like them a lot..so funny and so very very intelligent!

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      Parrots are such a wonderful animals, that Talking African Grey Parrot is sooo cute. Nice lens.

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      Aster56 4 years ago

      I love parrots. Nice lens.

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      African Grey is an amazing parrot. I always wanted to have one, his talking skills are amazing. This is really intertesting lens, thank you for haring.

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      Niagara Ghosts 4 years ago

      This article brought back crazy memories. When I was little, my dad had taken a sabbatical in Costa Rica as an archeologist/grave digger. He acquired a parrot, Lorita. It drove my mom crazy because it imitated my baby cry and had her hopping all the time. We brought Lorita back to Canada and in 1967 my parents left me and Lorita at my grandparents so they could attend the Expo Games in Montreal. My grandma complained about the parrot so he ended up in their garage. It was there he contracted pneumonia and died. My grandpa got the farmer down the road to stuff Lorita before my parents got home. I know have stuffed Lorita, Then my dad imported another parrot (Loretta). Loretta started getting a cold and my dad got so worried that he thought he was Dr. Doolittle and put Vicks all over the parrot's beak. The next morning, Loretta was dead as well. He got her stuffed too. Well, this was almost half a century ago but I will never forget. We also have a stuffed macaw somewhere in my dad's garage. Had to share! Made me smile:-)

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      srsddn lm 4 years ago

      I often have fun when I go to a friend who has a parrot which looks ordinary but very intelligent.

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      WriterJanis2 4 years ago

      Such great info. I would love to have a parrot, but won't because we have cats.

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      Mary Norton 4 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      I wish I have some of these.

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      Rosaquid 4 years ago

      My sister keeps parrots. She has had many kinds and she now has a Macaw, among others.

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      Srena44 4 years ago

      I love parrots, nice lens

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      So much fun to have birds as pets. They really do have their own little personalities. - Nice to stop by here again, refreshed the blessing my dear. :)

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      Elsie Hagley 4 years ago from New Zealand

      Great lens. Love parrots, they can be almost human.Thanks for sharing. Blessed.

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      Tolovaj Publishing House 4 years ago from Ljubljana

      Parrots make great pets and can be really good friends with surprising intelligence and sense of humor.

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      Tony Payne 4 years ago from Southampton, UK

      Just came back for another look, excellent lens.

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      Love your parrot jokes!

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      KandDMarketing 5 years ago

      I've got a Severe Macaw and a Cockatiel that have been my friends for years. While neither really "talk" much, the Macaw, Perky, is a fantastic mimic. He can make any sound effect he hears on the TV more than once or twice, barks with the dogs when strangers come to the house and meows to help the cat get his dinner. Smokey, the 'tiel, can whistle several complete tunes as well as mimic any bird call he's heard outside his window. Nice lens!

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      suzy-t 5 years ago

      I have a blue-crowned conure. "Bongo" has been with us for 25 years and he is a handful !... He doesn't talk but sure likes to "squawk" and we love him to death !...

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      wow, i really don't know many different kinds of parrots but i love parrots

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      I love all the pretty birds, and the jokes are sooo funny!

      Thanks for making me laugh! :D

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      CruiseReady 5 years ago from East Central Florida

      Parrots are really cool. I remember that when I was very young, a very, very old friend of my mother's (the lady was in her 80's) had a parrot who talked. His favorite thing to say was "Hide the beer - here comes the preacher"

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      huvalbd 6 years ago

      My grandfather gave a parrot to my grandmother's family as a courting gift. My great grandfather didn't care for the parrot much until the day a local preacher came by to try to convert everyone to his flock. After hours of tsermonizing, when the preacher was leaving, he said goodbye to everyone, including Polly--who said, as his very first words, "Go to hell." From that day forward my great grandfather made a special breakfast for Polly every morning.

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      BubblesRFun 6 years ago

      Really nice lens....Love the jokes! LoL Lots of information....:)

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      Tony Payne 6 years ago from Southampton, UK

      The funniest episode I ever had with a parrot was when I was staying at the Sheraton in San Salvador, El Salvador. Out by the pool they had a lot of parrots in cages, and every night when I was trying to get to sleep, all I could hear was "Hola, Hola" from the parrot cages.

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      Heidi 6 years ago from Benson, IL

      Awesome Lens. Parrots are the sort of bird that make you think twice about calling somebody a "birdbrain." Are you insulting the person or the bird? LOL.

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      I had no idea the world is full of these intelligent parrots, I loved the amazon parrot and the common parrot. They are lovable and brilliant , adopting a pet for bird is good for both the foster parent and the bird.

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      mannasugar 6 years ago

      My brother had a Red Lorrie and it was the coolest little red bird...

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      mannasugar 6 years ago

      My brother had a Red Lorrie and it was the coolest little red bird...

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      darciefrench lm 6 years ago

      We had friends with a parrot that used to make the phone ring, and then answer it, and call out to our friend in his wife's voice that the phone was for him. I don't know how many times he went racing up to answer the phone and no one had called! Had a cockatiel that only ever did the wolf whistle in all different tones. Neat lens!

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      Sami4u LM 6 years ago

      Hi,

      A sprinkling of Angel Dust for Christmas :)