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Bizarre Tshirts and Funny T-shirts On Sale

Updated on September 30, 2014

Buy Bizarre, Weird, Wacky and Wonderful Funny T-Shirts

I enjoy funny t-shirts, do you? Not for work obviously, but they bring out a smile or two when shopping or going to the pub. Bizarre pictorial designs are even better. Do you appreciate, weird and wacky t-shirt humor? Would you buy a funny cartoon tshirt? I have designed a few bizarre shirts myself and hope you enjoy the shirts shown here.

Intro image by Oliver Tadpole, used with permission. All rights reserved.




Spinewise by Mothlight

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Unusual pictorial t-shirts

This page is all about finding great and unusual pictorial designs in all sizes. My hope is that you will enjoy these designs. Let's shake up the world of alternative apparel with some really cool bizarre tees. Why? Because search engine land is preoccupied with the mundane and the easy to classify and that does not mean wacky picture shirts; it knows how the ordinary search works but does not understand the unique.

Cool Funny and Bizarre T-Shirts On Sale - Where you can buy cool funny T-shirts

I trawled the internet through dozens of Tshirts to find unfunny one-liners of various degrees of trendiness or rudeness before I could find a few genuine nuggets of the bizarre, weird and wacky. Why are the Tshirt designs so very tame? These bizarre T shirts are not truly bizarre or WTF shirts, at best they are witty and at worst they are just lame. Why do the all tshirts look the same? Bizarre t-shirts must only come from really cool bizarre stores...


So where should we look for bizarre t-shirts? - Could Ebay be the answer to find weird and wacky shirts?

Where all all the awesome funny t-shirts hanging out? Could Ebay be the answer perhaps? I know I bought a super kaftan there a couple of weeks ago.... Ah but - that is NOT a bizarre T-shirt. Does Ebay stock awesome novelty t-shirts and alternative apparel? Shall we take a look?

Schweinstein - the Mad Scientist to end all Mad Scientists

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Now let's be scientific about all this

If people knew what to search for when it comes to bizarre shirts they probably would be designing their own. Well, that is what I think anyway. It takes a maniac to come up with the weird and the wonderful and, useful as they might be when searching for the best value domestic products, search engines are designed by brainiacs rather than maniacs. Let's take a mad scientist approach and hope for the best!

Search for bizarre, weird, wacky or WTF shirts....

G.I.G.O. Enough said? How can a search engine see what is funny?

Search Engines have NO sense of humor, nor any idea of the range of human creativity which is possibly why they produce the same old, same old and why the stores likewise stock the same old, same old.

Search engines do not understand pictures, nor do they understand the pictorial t-shirt so when you type in that search query it will look for funny, bizarre words and that will be reflected in the results you get. No funny graphics, just funny statements and weird aphorisms.

If the joke is visual is is harder to define in words. Who on earth is likely to search for a bellydancing camel t-shirt? Or for that matter a guitar playing pig t-shirt?

So on that note, please let me introduce you to my best selling Zazzle shirts.

Porcine Blues - A Pig Playing Guitar

By far our most popular shirt and when you see the pig is even playing an E chord correctly you can understand why. This is a pictorial shirt no search engine will find unless you specifically want and ask for a pig playing guitar!
By far our most popular shirt and when you see the pig is even playing an E chord correctly you can understand why. This is a pictorial shirt no search engine will find unless you specifically want and ask for a pig playing guitar! | Source

Rude Pig Shirt

Don't forget you saw it here first! The original painting is called Rosie and a close inspection will show you why. Isn't twerking silly? Everyone does it though. What if a rude pig were to twerk? There you are!
Don't forget you saw it here first! The original painting is called Rosie and a close inspection will show you why. Isn't twerking silly? Everyone does it though. What if a rude pig were to twerk? There you are! | Source

Bellydancing Camel T-Shirt

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The Family Butcher - a truly weird image

What vegetarian doesn't ask how we can eat other feeling and thinking sentient beings? The Family Butcher takes that thought to the extreme as a pig chops up human bodies for sale as food.
What vegetarian doesn't ask how we can eat other feeling and thinking sentient beings? The Family Butcher takes that thought to the extreme as a pig chops up human bodies for sale as food. | Source

Smoking Skeletons T-Shirt

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Original and Unique Images

The best designs we see in everyday life have an impact on the way people think and feel. They don't do it with laboured words but in the spirit of a picture painting a thousand words. I genuinely do believe that to be the case.

Most wordy t-shirts are just that, a quick skim read, a quick snigger and after that all you are doing is making the same statement over and over. A pictorial shirt, quite apart from looking decorative, has many statements it can make. The statement depends on the wearer and on who sees the image. There is more depth and more scope for imagination.

Weird Shirts and Wacky Designs

At this point, I have to ask have you seen how very ordinary the High Street designs are? Unfortunately this is a fact of life, it is hard searching for the highly innovative design unless you frequent some little boutique or other that has its own in house designer and is prepared to take a risk. All is not lost however! Do you know how many adventurous designers there are on Zazzle and other websites producing bizarre t-shirts and other alternative apparel? Here is my introduction to the weird and the wacky in clothing...

Funny Frankenstein T-Shirt

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New Bizarre T-Shirts - Weird, wacky, wonderful and funny shirts on sale

Amazing Funny Novelty T-Shirts In All Sizes

I think the best thing is just to show you some of mine..... One little Zazzle store, one great artist (Oliver Tadpole), one persistent designer (little me). Why not take a look?


If you enjoyed these designs and want to see more from Persimew and the many other talented and original artists on Zazzle, please click the link below which will take you to our homepage and you can go from there. Thank you.

Shimmying Snake T-Shirt

The snakecharmer charms a bellydancing cobra complete with bikini.
The snakecharmer charms a bellydancing cobra complete with bikini. | Source

That Funny T-shirt wasn't very funny was it?

Design Your Own Funny Quote T-Shirt On Zazzle Perhaps?

This of course could be one solution. We all have different notions of the bizarre and the funny - and sorry if I don't find white on black logos and phrases especiallty funny, but..... So what does Zazzle have to offer? Flexibility, designs you can customise and some amazing images you might otherwise miss.

Thank you for calling in and looking at these Novelty Tees. What do you think? Do you have designs of your own? A favourite design by someone else? Feel free to add it to the link list.

Do You Think The Shops Give Us The Best Choice? - Or Are We Simply Being Hung Out To dry?

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    • smine27 profile image

      Shinichi Mine 

      4 years ago from Tokyo, Japan

      I have to say I'm oddly liking that pig playing guitar.

    • SandyMertens profile image

      Sandy Mertens 

      7 years ago from Frozen Tundra

      These really are bizarre t-shirts. Thanks for adding my What Sells Best on Zazzle lens. Blessed and added to my Squid Angel of Zazzle lens.

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