ME and my Boss

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    UNLOVED ROHITposted 7 years ago

    When I take a long time to finish,
                 I am slow.
    When my boss takes a long time,
        He's through.
    When I don't do it,
        I am lazy.
    When my boss does not do it,
        He's busy.
    When I do something without being told,
        I am trying to be smart.   
    When my boss does the same,
    He takes the initiative.
        When I please my boss,
            I am apple polishing.
        When my boss pleases his boss,
            He's co-operating.
        When I make a mistake,
            I am an idiot.
        When my boss makes one,
            It's only human.
        When I am out of office,
            I am wondering around.
        When my boss is out of office,
            He's thinking of business,
        When I am on a sick leave,
            I am always sick.   
        When my boss is on a sick leave,
            He must be very ill.
        When I apply for leave,
            I must be going for an interview.
        When my boss applies for leave,
            It's because he's overworked.
        When I do well,
                  My boss never remembers.
    When I do wrong,
        He never forgets!!!

    1. sofs profile image84
      sofsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Rohit (I dont like the unloved part) You should be making hubs out of these. Why put them on the forums? May be something I don't understand.??

  2. IndiHeray profile image60
    IndiHerayposted 7 years ago

    Funny but true.