When I take a long time to finish,
I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time,
When I don't do it,
I am lazy.
When my boss does not do it,
When I do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart.
When my boss does the same,
He takes the initiative.
When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing.
When my boss pleases his boss,
When I make a mistake,
I am an idiot.
When my boss makes one,
It's only human.
When I am out of office,
I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of office,
He's thinking of business,
When I am on a sick leave,
I am always sick.
When my boss is on a sick leave,
He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview.
When my boss applies for leave,
It's because he's overworked.
When I do well,
My boss never remembers.
When I do wrong,
He never forgets!!!
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