That's right... Any group that has any member that I've ever disagreed with on any subject is now comprised completely of stinky poo-heads. It's easier that way... I can just write whole groups of people off as beneath me without ever actually having a conversation with any individual of that group except the original offender...
So basically here is my list...
Conservatives Liberals Republicans Democrats Independents Members of the Green Party Women Men Christians Buddhists Muslims Mormons Rastafarians Wiccans Jehovah's Witnesses Atheists Agnostics Hindus Jews Vegetarians Carnivores Omnivores People who like any movie starring Ben Afleck Geico Cavemen Elvis Impersonators Fat People Skinny People Blondes Brunettes Gingers People who take more than 20 items through the express lane Ex-Husbands (Doesn't have to be my ex-husband... any ex-husband will do) People with complicated coffee orders Members of the NRA Members of the ACLU Members of any organization with an acronym Members of any organization without an acronym Boy Scouts Girl Scouts Eagle Scouts The Dutch
I would list Ron Paul supporters but I've never actually met one.
Libertarians Sikhs Cats People who point out omissions in my forum posts. Optimists Pessimists Happy people Sad people In-betweeners Extra-terrestrial alienS MelissaBarret (Extended to include ALL women with the last name Barrett... including but not limited to mother-in-law and sister-in-laws) People who make lists People on hubpages People Computers Robots Dora the Explorer Dinosaurs (purple and/or any other color) Disney cartoons Shrek cast Pixar characters Blue Avatar creatures Superheroes Mighty Mom's avatar Neighbors People with dogs People with strollers Drivers People who post in forums when I have a child attached to my boob so I can read but not respond. People who add to already ridiculously long lists
Just to recap... If you are a member of any of these groups you are a stinky poo-head automatically. Don't waste time trying to argue... I've already made up my mind.
Dora the Explorer Not sure where that came from, but now that she's tossed into the mix, I feel compelled to add dinosaurs (purple and/or any other color) And computer generated characters including but not limited to: Disney cartoons Shrek cast Pixar characters All those blue Avatar creatures Superheroes (my own avatar begrudgingly included in this list )
If I may clarify the term - stinky poo-heads are stinky poo-heads because their heads are in the general vicinity of their stinky booty bottoms. While there are some non-stinky poo-heads, they are bland and uninteresting, because they are so clueless that they can't find their stinky booty bottoms. Or something like that.
That is too funny! I had typed "neighbors" and also "relatives" and at the last minute deleted from my list. And was considering something about "drivers" ("bad, rude, inconsiderate drivers") Does this mean we think in a similarly prejudiced way, psycheskinner? Are we, perhaps, super-stinky-pooheads?