Conservatives Liberals Atheists and Christians are Stinky Poo-Heads

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  1. MelissaBarrett profile image60
    MelissaBarrettposted 6 years ago

    That's right...  Any group that has any member that I've ever disagreed with on any subject is now comprised completely of stinky poo-heads.  It's easier that way...  I can just write whole groups of people off as beneath me without ever actually having a conversation with any individual of that group except the original offender...

    So basically here is my list...

    Conservatives
    Liberals
    Republicans
    Democrats
    Independents
    Members of the Green Party
    Women
    Men
    Christians
    Buddhists
    Muslims
    Mormons
    Rastafarians
    Wiccans
    Jehovah's Witnesses
    Atheists
    Agnostics
    Hindus
    Jews
    Vegetarians
    Carnivores
    Omnivores
    People who like any movie starring Ben Afleck
    Geico Cavemen
    Elvis Impersonators
    Fat People
    Skinny People
    Blondes
    Brunettes
    Gingers
    People who take more than 20 items through the express lane
    Ex-Husbands (Doesn't have to be my ex-husband... any ex-husband will do)
    People with complicated coffee orders
    Members of the NRA
    Members of the ACLU
    Members of any organization with an acronym
    Members of any organization without an acronym
    Boy Scouts
    Girl Scouts
    Eagle Scouts
    The Dutch

    I would list Ron Paul supporters but I've never actually met one.

    *additions*

    Libertarians
    Sikhs
    Cats
    People who point out omissions in my forum posts.
    Optimists
    Pessimists
    Happy people
    Sad people
    In-betweeners
    Extra-terrestrial alienS
    MelissaBarret (Extended to include ALL women with the last name Barrett... including but not limited to mother-in-law and sister-in-laws)
    People who make lists
    People on hubpages
    People
    Computers
    Robots
    Dora the Explorer
    Dinosaurs (purple and/or any other color)
    Disney cartoons
    Shrek cast
    Pixar characters
    Blue Avatar creatures
    Superheroes
    Mighty Mom's avatar
    Neighbors
    People with dogs
    People with strollers
    Drivers
    People who post in forums when I have a child attached to my boob so I can read but not respond.
    People who add to already ridiculously long lists

    Just to recap... If you are a member of any of these groups you are a stinky poo-head automatically. Don't waste time trying to argue... I've already made up my mind.

    1. Shanna11 profile image92
      Shanna11posted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Dang. I don't think I've ever seen such an inclusive list. I would also add optimists and pessimists. Can't stand anyone who is happy or sad. Or in-betweeners. Hate them all.

  2. psycheskinner profile image83
    psycheskinnerposted 6 years ago

    You should expand your list to include:

    Libertarians
    Sikhs
    Dutch people
    Cats

    1. MelissaBarrett profile image60
      MelissaBarrettposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I already listed the dutch...  but you are completely right and I shall amend my list immediately.

      1. psycheskinner profile image83
        psycheskinnerposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        I guess we both picked on the dutch, how weird.  I am sure others will be able to contribute more nationalities to even it out.

  3. kathleenkat profile image79
    kathleenkatposted 6 years ago

    I keep a list in my head of specific people. It's called my 'poo list.' I don't generally involve groups as a whole, as people tend to be members of multiple groups.

    This post is strangely ironic wink

  4. psycheskinner profile image83
    psycheskinnerposted 6 years ago

    Is there such a thing as a non-stinky poohead?

    1. kathleenkat profile image79
      kathleenkatposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      MelissaBarret is not on MelissaBarret's stinky poo list!

      1. psycheskinner profile image83
        psycheskinnerposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Assuming she is not already covered I think that would be covered by adding one of the following to the list

        1) people who make lists
        2) people on hubpages

        1. kathleenkat profile image79
          kathleenkatposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          That's assuming she is a person. Let's expand the list further to include "all interactive entities, including but not limited to: people, computers, robots, Dora the Explorer"

          1. Mighty Mom profile image83
            Mighty Momposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            Dora the Explorer lol
            Not sure where that came from, but now that she's tossed into the mix,
            I feel compelled to add dinosaurs (purple and/or any other color)
            And computer generated characters including but not limited to:
            Disney cartoons
            Shrek cast
            Pixar characters
            All those blue Avatar creatures
            Superheroes (my own avatar begrudgingly included in this list lol)

            1. kathleenkat profile image79
              kathleenkatposted 6 years agoin reply to this

              Oooh I hate those Avatar creatures. They stink. They get an entire movie focused on people hating them.

  5. Healthy Pursuits profile image87
    Healthy Pursuitsposted 6 years ago

    If I may clarify the term - stinky poo-heads are stinky poo-heads because their heads are in the general vicinity of their stinky booty bottoms. While there are some non-stinky poo-heads, they are bland and uninteresting, because they are so clueless that they can't find their stinky booty bottoms. Or something like that.

  6. DzyMsLizzy profile image96
    DzyMsLizzyposted 6 years ago

    Alrighty, then!  That just about encompasses the entire human population, and you've included a non-human one as well.  Perhaps you might like to meet an extra-terrestrial alien?

    ( I happen to love cats--so I guess that makes you a member of my "stinky-poo" list......)

    lol

  7. psycheskinner profile image83
    psycheskinnerposted 6 years ago

    Also:
    neighbors
    people with dogs
    people with strollers
    drivers

    1. Mighty Mom profile image83
      Mighty Momposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      That is too funny!
      I had typed "neighbors" and also "relatives" and at the last minute deleted from my list.
      And was considering something about "drivers" ("bad, rude, inconsiderate drivers")
      Does this mean we think in a similarly prejudiced way, psycheskinner?
      Are we, perhaps, super-stinky-pooheads?
      lol

      1. MelissaBarrett profile image60
        MelissaBarrettposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Yes.  Yes you are.

        List updated.

        1. psycheskinner profile image83
          psycheskinnerposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          Stop it.  Your attempts to empathize with me are interfering with my generic hate attempts.

          That said, texting drivers regularly try to kill me at a local crosswalk. I think they should be summarily executed.

  8. profile image0
    Motown2Chitownposted 6 years ago

    I believe you forgot to include:

    Shriners
    Elephants
    Italian grandmothers
    People who think you forgot to include something

  9. aguasilver profile image72
    aguasilverposted 6 years ago

    You finally got to meet  a Ron Paul supporter... count me in.

 
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