Hologram Malfunction Notification

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  1. paradigmsearch profile image92
    paradigmsearchposted 2 years ago

    We apologize for intruding on your hologram life experience, but we are legally required to notify you when there is a malfunction.

    A reset was initiated, it will ripple in due course. This reset will delete your awareness. Specifically, past memory will be erased. Going forward will be ok. Sorry.

    We apologize for the unintentional absence of the Exit Button which must be visible at all times.

    We hope to have both issues resolved soon. Meanwhile, please continue to enjoy your life experience hologram.

    Sincerely,

    Discount Holograms Vacation Support

    4:19 am, August 28, 2370

    (Yes, only you see this.)

  2. Austinstar profile image85
    Austinstarposted 2 years ago

    I feel like Alice about to eat some cake or take some pills. WooHoo!

    1. paradigmsearch profile image92
      paradigmsearchposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      Yep, it happens.

      Sincerely,

      Discount Holograms Vacation Support

      9:19 am, January 14, 2188

      (Yes, only you see this.)

  3. paradigmsearch profile image92
    paradigmsearchposted 2 years ago

    Another reset has been initiated. Your perception will be it is Monday, February 15, 2016. Sorry for the inconvenience.

    Sincerely,

    Discount Holograms Vacation Support

    4:22 pm, October 1, 2099

    (Yes, only you see this.)

    1. Christy Kirwan profile imageSTAFF
      Christy Kirwanposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      This sounds like the start of a great sci-fi short story. Reminds me of a snippet of conversation I overheard in a thrift shop this past weekend: "It's programmed itself into feeling pain." Two young guys. I'll never know what they were actually talking about. smile

      1. paradigmsearch profile image92
        paradigmsearchposted 2 years agoin reply to this

        I/We understand.

        Sincerely,

        Discount Holograms Vacation Support

        9:22 pm, March 2, 2098

        (Yes, only you see this.)

 
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