Add A line , leave an opening for the next person and leave any smiley you know ,animated or not at the end for dramatic purposes( no obsceities ) I'll start!
Smiley was walking his dog one day;
'cuz it had to take a poo,
The dog ran afar;
got hit by a car, not what was Smiley to do...
i feel bad for you mel cause nobody posted anything in here so i post this for you
Much lonely he was feeling, wouldn't you say? HEEmHEEEM
YODA you seek YODA! Take you to him I will but first ...we must write!
...Police arrived at the scene;
to see what they could do,
He walked up to the car, to check on the mutt;
and slipped on a pile of doo!
The guy in the GMC; stepped out to check and see,
he stepped on the cop;fell like a flop
Got arrested for a felony...
As the guy got in the cruiser he said, poor Santa is a real loser.
Santa was drunk as a skunk; he didn't know what to say.
It was plain to see, by everyone there: that Santa was having a bad day!
Santa though to himself; I'm not a loser
I'm just a BOOZER,
and took off on his trusty sleigh
So oof he rode high in his sleigh Merry Christmas he said to me as I stood under yonder tree.
Suddenly the mutt jumped up;
everyone was agast.
Thankfully, the mutt was alright;
it had only crushed his A$$ !
Just then an alien jumped out;
the crowd started to scream n' shout,
he waved hands, as the crowd looked in awe;
and healed the poor doggy's back paws ...
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