Lets make a play

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  1. theirishobserver. profile image57
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    Here we go again.....just jump in with a character that relates to the one before.....I will be Joey from friends...

    1. double_frick profile image61
      double_frickposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      *sings*
      Oh the cow in the meadow goes moo...Oh the cow in the meadow goes moo.

      Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up and that's how we get hamburgers!

  2. theirishobserver. profile image57
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    Why is there womens panties on the kitchen counter....Monica

  3. theirishobserver. profile image57
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    Monica why is there womens panties on the kitchen counter

  4. theirishobserver. profile image57
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    Monica - why has this play only got one actor smile

  5. theirishobserver. profile image57
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    Monica - why is there no one playing smile

  6. theirishobserver. profile image57
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    I often reflect upon my time on this earth, the day I was born and the doctor slapped my mother because I was so ugly. These are not easily forgotten moments that I have jotted in my diary of life,

    Still I soon learned to stand up for myself. On 5th Street they called me Joey muscles, still, I could still love and be loved, whats not to love...

    This monologue is going just great...

  7. double_frick profile image61
    double_frickposted 8 years ago

    joey, are you talking to yourself?? -monica

    and get those panties off my counter!
    *runs to find the bleach*

  8. theirishobserver. profile image57
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    Yea, I sure showed those guys on 5th Street, Joey muscles, that was me, sure stopped being ugly round about five years old, the girls well they just went crazy for Joey....

  9. Sa Toya profile image72
    Sa Toyaposted 8 years ago

    lol

    Chandler here- Hey Joey what's up, mind if I cut in on your soliloquy? Where's Mon?

  10. theirishobserver. profile image57
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    Yea - Monica - doing a monologue there - nobody would come out to play - I thought you were Feebie smile

    1. theirishobserver. profile image57
      theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

      Chandler you look real prety tonight....hi Mon what you doing with that bleach smile

      1. double_frick profile image61
        double_frickposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        *monica bleach-morphs into phoebe*
        thats better, i much prefer being spacey phoebe despite my neurotic tendencies a la monica.

        wheres my guitar. big_smile

    2. theirishobserver. profile image57
      theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

      You are Feebie, thought I recognised that butt smile

    3. Daniel Carter profile image79
      Daniel Carterposted 8 years ago

      Joey, can't you see I'm bleaching my teeth!!
      After that I'm going to bleach the countertops of all the venereal disease those panties left behind--and the right behind as well!

    4. theirishobserver. profile image57
      theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

      Here Phobe, play something...that special song....lay the blanket on the ground smile

    5. theirishobserver. profile image57
      theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

      bleaching your teeth - is that you Phobes smile

    6. Sa Toya profile image72
      Sa Toyaposted 8 years ago

      Chandler- great Phoebe's gonna serenade us with another spectacular original piece of music. Let me pull up a seat- front row!

      *looks off into Monica's direction and whispers*

      Earplugs, Mon?

      Monica turns and says as softly as possible- Smile and nod hun, or bob your head a little....

    7. theirishobserver. profile image57
      theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

      Im just resting my head on your shoulder as Phobe plays her wonderful song.... smile

      1. double_frick profile image61
        double_frickposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        sweetly begins serenading joey...

        "A hazard sign is written across your forehead
        A warning bell is ringin' in my ears
        You've left a string of girls cryin' behind you
        I must be out of my mind to let you know...
        That I have fallen for you.............."

    8. theirishobserver. profile image57
      theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

      I cant see I cant see, Oh its ok someone puts panties over my head....sure smell good smile

    9. theirishobserver. profile image57
      theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

      Phobes babe you know deep down...down...Joey has only room in his heart for one woman and that woman is playing a G String smile

    10. double_frick profile image61
      double_frickposted 8 years ago

      hey, i think i'm missing my underwear... hmm

    11. theirishobserver. profile image57
      theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

      Its ok its on my head...smells great...you use comfort smile

    12. theirishobserver. profile image57
      theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

      So thats a Brazilian smile smooth

    13. theirishobserver. profile image57
      theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

      Ross where were you smile

    14. Sa Toya profile image72
      Sa Toyaposted 8 years ago

      Monica- JOEY! Seriously,t hat's just not sanitary...*rolls eyes* Sorry, Phoebe I love you but *Mumbles as she begins rummaging through the kitchen for disinfectant*

      Chandler- you know what Mon's like...

    15. theirishobserver. profile image57
      theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

      Phobes love the song taste the burger smile

    16. double_frick profile image61
      double_frickposted 8 years ago

      hey, now that you found my panties i just remembered my smelly....cat...its around here somewhere...

    17. theirishobserver. profile image57
      theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

      Chandler you have gone and done it now....my panties are all bleach...my new black G String....dam you Chandler smile

    18. theirishobserver. profile image57
      theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

      I think your pussy smells great do you use head and shoulders on her smile

      1. double_frick profile image61
        double_frickposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        i'll thank you not to talk of my mother that way.

    19. double_frick profile image61
      double_frickposted 8 years ago

      *decrepit  cat saunters out of monica's room*

      OH OH OH there it is!
      thank goddess, i thought i lost you mom!

    20. theirishobserver. profile image57
      theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

      Ok now your back in possession of your pussy would you do something with my G String it is ruined.... smile

    21. double_frick profile image61
      double_frickposted 8 years ago

      hey, mon, sorry bout the panties....
      and the pussy in your bedroom....
      i gotta run to the vets though, moms got worms. hmm

    22. theirishobserver. profile image57
      theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

      Mother, after waht we just done smile

    23. theirishobserver. profile image57
      theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

      Worms, well you sure know how to run a guy on....I thought the msic the lights...we could you know.....play snakes and ladders smile

    24. Sa Toya profile image72
      Sa Toyaposted 8 years ago

      *Chandler in complete hysterics*

      Sorry about the undies, just trying to help, Monica says I need to be on the clean side of things....

      *Only just realising the cat was in Monica's room*

      Oh God! are you two trying to get me killed! You have no idea what she's like with Mr. Muscle....I need to see the damge your mother's done!

    25. Sa Toya profile image72
      Sa Toyaposted 8 years ago

      Everyone loves a bit of snakes and ladders

    26. theirishobserver. profile image57
      theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

      Theres only one Mr Muscle here...and I have him firmly under control.....the bed is fine...wel except for that little mound in the centre...still a tissue should get rid of that smile

    27. theirishobserver. profile image57
      theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

      I have the snakes if you have the ladders smile

    28. Sa Toya profile image72
      Sa Toyaposted 8 years ago

      I'm down smile with the ladders I mean

    29. theirishobserver. profile image57
      theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

      Yep I am playing MASTER BATES in that new Oliver Twist movie smile

    30. theirishobserver. profile image57
      theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

      As long as your down thats all that matters...now real easy smile

    31. theirishobserver. profile image57
      theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

      Sorry I have to go - Im on a promise - her birthday - made her nice dinner etc etc so now it is my turn for a treat....see you all tomorrow smile

    32. Sa Toya profile image72
      Sa Toyaposted 8 years ago

      Have fine...see ya smile

    33. farooqueum profile image52
      farooqueumposted 8 years ago

      uiuio9p

    34. theirishobserver. profile image57
      theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

      Is that you Ross smile

    35. NewYorker profile image59
      NewYorkerposted 8 years ago

      *Sings*

      OLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM, EE I EE I OH!
      ON THAT FARM HE HAD A DUCK, EE I EE I OH!
      WITH A QUACK-QUACK HERE, AND A QUACK-QUACK THERE
      HERE A QUACK, THERE A QUACK, EVERYWHERE A QUACK-QUACK
      OLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM, EE I EE I OH!

    36. theirishobserver. profile image57
      theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

      Chandler is that you, have you been on the home made wine again smile

     
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