Here we go again.....just jump in with a character that relates to the one before.....I will be Joey from friends...
Oh the cow in the meadow goes moo...Oh the cow in the meadow goes moo.
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up and that's how we get hamburgers!
Why is there womens panties on the kitchen counter....Monica
Monica why is there womens panties on the kitchen counter
Monica - why has this play only got one actor
Monica - why is there no one playing
I often reflect upon my time on this earth, the day I was born and the doctor slapped my mother because I was so ugly. These are not easily forgotten moments that I have jotted in my diary of life,
Still I soon learned to stand up for myself. On 5th Street they called me Joey muscles, still, I could still love and be loved, whats not to love...
This monologue is going just great...
joey, are you talking to yourself?? -monica
and get those panties off my counter!
*runs to find the bleach*
Yea, I sure showed those guys on 5th Street, Joey muscles, that was me, sure stopped being ugly round about five years old, the girls well they just went crazy for Joey....
Chandler here- Hey Joey what's up, mind if I cut in on your soliloquy? Where's Mon?
Yea - Monica - doing a monologue there - nobody would come out to play - I thought you were Feebie
Chandler you look real prety tonight....hi Mon what you doing with that bleach
*monica bleach-morphs into phoebe*
thats better, i much prefer being spacey phoebe despite my neurotic tendencies a la monica.
wheres my guitar.
You are Feebie, thought I recognised that butt
Joey, can't you see I'm bleaching my teeth!!
After that I'm going to bleach the countertops of all the venereal disease those panties left behind--and the right behind as well!
Here Phobe, play something...that special song....lay the blanket on the ground
bleaching your teeth - is that you Phobes
Chandler- great Phoebe's gonna serenade us with another spectacular original piece of music. Let me pull up a seat- front row!
*looks off into Monica's direction and whispers*
Monica turns and says as softly as possible- Smile and nod hun, or bob your head a little....
Im just resting my head on your shoulder as Phobe plays her wonderful song....
sweetly begins serenading joey...
"A hazard sign is written across your forehead
A warning bell is ringin' in my ears
You've left a string of girls cryin' behind you
I must be out of my mind to let you know...
That I have fallen for you.............."
I cant see I cant see, Oh its ok someone puts panties over my head....sure smell good
Phobes babe you know deep down...down...Joey has only room in his heart for one woman and that woman is playing a G String
hey, i think i'm missing my underwear...
Its ok its on my head...smells great...you use comfort
So thats a Brazilian smooth
Ross where were you
Monica- JOEY! Seriously,t hat's just not sanitary...*rolls eyes* Sorry, Phoebe I love you but *Mumbles as she begins rummaging through the kitchen for disinfectant*
Chandler- you know what Mon's like...
Phobes love the song taste the burger
hey, now that you found my panties i just remembered my smelly....cat...its around here somewhere...
Chandler you have gone and done it now....my panties are all bleach...my new black G String....dam you Chandler
I think your pussy smells great do you use head and shoulders on her
i'll thank you not to talk of my mother that way.
*decrepit cat saunters out of monica's room*
OH OH OH there it is!
thank goddess, i thought i lost you mom!
Ok now your back in possession of your pussy would you do something with my G String it is ruined....
hey, mon, sorry bout the panties....
and the pussy in your bedroom....
i gotta run to the vets though, moms got worms.
Mother, after waht we just done
Worms, well you sure know how to run a guy on....I thought the msic the lights...we could you know.....play snakes and ladders
*Chandler in complete hysterics*
Sorry about the undies, just trying to help, Monica says I need to be on the clean side of things....
*Only just realising the cat was in Monica's room*
Oh God! are you two trying to get me killed! You have no idea what she's like with Mr. Muscle....I need to see the damge your mother's done!
Theres only one Mr Muscle here...and I have him firmly under control.....the bed is fine...wel except for that little mound in the centre...still a tissue should get rid of that
I have the snakes if you have the ladders
Yep I am playing MASTER BATES in that new Oliver Twist movie
As long as your down thats all that matters...now real easy
Sorry I have to go - Im on a promise - her birthday - made her nice dinner etc etc so now it is my turn for a treat....see you all tomorrow
Is that you Ross
OLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM, EE I EE I OH!
ON THAT FARM HE HAD A DUCK, EE I EE I OH!
WITH A QUACK-QUACK HERE, AND A QUACK-QUACK THERE
HERE A QUACK, THERE A QUACK, EVERYWHERE A QUACK-QUACK
OLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM, EE I EE I OH!
Chandler is that you, have you been on the home made wine again
by theirishobserver. 13 years ago
Lets make a play, as you enter this thread imagine it is a stage and be who ever you want to be as long as it relates to the previous post....so If I am Bill Clinton your character must relate to Bill....I will start on the first post
by theirishobserver. 13 years ago
Here we go again, I will start and everyone who joins in must be a character that relates to the first character....so I wll be Batman.....
by Drew Breezzy 13 years ago
Would you rather eat a peanut butter and toe jam sandwich or honey baked human lips?
by mariale2003 12 years ago
With which caracter of "Friends" do you identify?
by Patiopursuit 12 years ago
I know sometime people go on here and have no one to talk to or on top of that, they get bored because all they do is write hubs and don't have that connection with other people, so this is a way of getting you back online again to interact with people over the world. Because online gets boring...
by earnestshub 12 years ago
There are a lot of terrible junk hubs here that are damaging to all the hardworking writers that are a major source of good content, be it commercial or otherwise.I would love to see as many hubbers as possible flagging crappy hubs with zero appeal.Lets take out the trash.
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