Lets make a Play

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  1. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    Lets make a play, as you enter this thread imagine it is a stage and be who ever you want to be as long as it relates to the previous post....so If I am Bill Clinton your character must relate to Bill....I will start on the first post

    1. prettydarkhorse profile image62
      prettydarkhorseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      OMG I cant be MONICA or Hillary, never wanted to be his daughter, maybe I can be Al Gore

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      mattewpitposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      really I am feeling in heaven.Do it  happen in real?

  2. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    Ma have you seen my trousers

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      Tammy Lochmannposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Zipped or unzipped dear.  They have been found down around your ankles dear.  Try there.

    2. Ian Ganahl profile image60
      Ian Ganahlposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      (taking the part of Hilary...): Bill! For the last time! You left them at my sister's place again!

  3. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    hey Al whats with the global warming thing?

  4. tantrum profile image59
    tantrumposted 8 years ago

    I'm Monica
    tongue

  5. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    Monica you just blow me away

  6. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    Ma you been doing things with my pants again...

    1. profile image0
      Tammy Lochmannposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Not with the intentions you think dear.

      1. profile image0
        Tammy Lochmannposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        They have been modified so as to not get you into any trouble.

    2. prettydarkhorse profile image62
      prettydarkhorseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      faster, help me, open it

  7. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    Ma it is open

  8. skyfire profile image73
    skyfireposted 8 years ago

    great now that pant lost it's color neutral

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      Tammy Lochmannposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      just took some white stains off the front.  Black lights do show evidence you know.

  9. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    Ma look at my picture how am I going to get that out smile

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      Tammy Lochmannposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      It needs to stay where it's at it has gotten you into too much trouble young man

  10. skyfire profile image73
    skyfireposted 8 years ago

    Bad Washing powder. neutral

  11. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    Gee Ma I left my ganja weed in the pocket....ah Ma my ganja

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      Tammy Lochmannposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Well dear it didn't go to waste I gave it too the poor people with glaucoma down the street.  Charity dear.

    2. mega1 profile image77
      mega1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      huh!  come mere my little man! come over here - look closer! do I resemble your Ma, at all?

  12. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    Ma juts let me take it out for a while, please Ma, I will stay up in my room with it...

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      Tammy Lochmannposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Well if you keep it too yourself maybe you won't get into trouble with those paparazzi folks.

  13. skyfire profile image73
    skyfireposted 8 years ago

    Lol charity big_smile

  14. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    thanks Ma I like charity, but Ma can I go to my room and play with my things...

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      Tammy Lochmannposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Last time I changed your diaper you just had one dear

  15. tantrum profile image59
    tantrumposted 8 years ago

    So where do I come In ??? yikes

    lol lol lol

  16. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    No I am guessing your not my Ma, do you want to come up to my room and see my big dipper

  17. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    ah Ma you said you would not tell anyone....

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      Tammy Lochmannposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      We have company.  Oh dear I need to make some tea, and oh do remember to put on clean pants and zip that zipper

  18. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    Tantrum you Come when your ready

    1. tantrum profile image59
      tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I thought this things work all the way round! big_smile

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        Tammy Lochmannposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Hi dear you must be the one with the dirty dress.  Come sit and tell me how you know my Bill lol

        1. tantrum profile image59
          tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          dirty dress?
          what are you talking about mam ??

          (trying to disguise a huge white spot on the skirt )

  19. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    Ma do I have to zip now that Monica is here...Maaaa

  20. tantrum profile image59
    tantrumposted 8 years ago

    Hi Darling! need help ??

  21. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    Monica can you juts hold this for a moment...but dont tell

  22. skyfire profile image73
    skyfireposted 8 years ago

    Where is sarah,Bill ?  neutral

  23. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    Now Monica dont you go tellin ma about that little misunderSSStanding in the office

    1. tantrum profile image59
      tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      the miss.... oh ! that !
      We have to finish the 'job' !

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        Tammy Lochmannposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Ice cream you say....is your DNA in icecream

  24. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    Thank God your here skyfire tell Sarch to wait at the diner..

  25. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    MA leave Monica alone she was eating ice cream////ummm

    1. tantrum profile image59
      tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      And what a cream !!

  26. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    I was finished it was you that took your time

    1. tantrum profile image59
      tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      but you said: More, more more !! all the time !

  27. skyfire profile image73
    skyfireposted 8 years ago

    She is asking you to come over to alaska Bill, looks like sarah lost it.

  28. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    Yeh rasperry ripple..

  29. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    Jesu Skyfire help me out here I did not have relations with that women , I swear to you, tell her I have been delayed Coming

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      Tammy Lochmannposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I am too old to eat ice-cream anyhow...

  30. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    you know my DNA is in ice cream afte rthat accident, I said more more more, no I said door door door

    1. tantrum profile image59
      tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      What a liar !!
      You know we work  hard together to lift up all that 'trouble' you had !

  31. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    you said you would not write a book....

    1. tantrum profile image59
      tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      whowrote a book ??
      those were the publishers!
      they made up everything. You know that.
      Our work was far much better than that !!

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      Tammy Lochmannposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      well you said it was ice-cream on the dress with your DNA in it.  I won't be eating ice-cream again just for that. lol

  32. skyfire profile image73
    skyfireposted 8 years ago

    So you guys got ice cream from alaska ? I see bill you have connections in alaska as well ?

  33. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    who said anything about eating the ice cream...

  34. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    skyfire you know I have, Now please tell Sarah I will come soon

  35. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    Monica I know we work hard together but Look other peopel know about the ice cream

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      Tammy Lochmannposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Dear I must go now...since ice-cream is out of the question now us old buggers don't have much left to enjoy.  You ruined it for us Bill.

    2. tantrum profile image59
      tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      What's wrong with the ice cream ?
      the DNA thing.
      i'm sure you can explain that!
      You've been explaining more difficult issues during your term!

  36. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    Monica Im sorry that I done this to you, You know my heart is really true, Now take down my zip and do what you do.....

  37. skyfire profile image73
    skyfireposted 8 years ago

    you want me to send text msg to sarah ?
    ok here we go.
    "bill comes, and sarah goes down".

  38. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    Look the DNA thing its just thats its difficult, I wanted to tell you but Hillary was always there and I coudl not get alone with you, well I went to the kitchen (bill crys) I thought of your warm heart and I had to cool down, I put my Rooster in the ice cream tub not knowing that I would be rubbing it all over you in the Oval offic ethe next day, thats how my DNA got in there, but I cant tell America, I will have to lie, Please dont write a book about this....

    1. tantrum profile image59
      tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      So now you're a coward! You should stand up and defend me. I'm an innocent girl, with a big white  ice cream stain,and everybody is pointing at me ! mad

  39. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    skyfire please be more gentle, perhaps Bill goes down until Sarah comes.....

  40. profile image0
    Tammy Lochmannposted 8 years ago

    Maybe you and Monica aught to skip the ice-cream next time and just have a nice cup of tea.  No DNA in tea is there?

  41. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    well I certainly would be reluctant to put my rooster in acup of tea...you could be right Ma....Ma where is my pink G-string with attachments

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    Tammy Lochmannposted 8 years ago

    well this is getting too heated missy you aren't allowed to be so hissy in my house.  How about a cup of tea, I will then let my Bill show you his rooster if you continue to be nice.

    1. tantrum profile image59
      tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I have seen that cock lots of times, m'am ! I don't think this is the time to see it again !

  43. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    There are not pointing at you Monica they are pointing at me I am behind you I am the President, thats what they are pointing at they dont even mention your name, No thats not your name on CBS 60 minutes, thats Monica Simpson - Barts sister, not you babe...

    1. tantrum profile image59
      tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Oh bill ! I love when you're behind me ! tongue

  44. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    thanks Ma after all this heated discussion nothing I would like more than to take out my rooster..

  45. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    Monica dont be so harsh to ma she is just trying to help...she helped me grow that rooster with her special recipies

  46. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    Thats me pushing against the samll of your back as you bend over and open the New York times...do that again babe

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    Tammy Lochmannposted 8 years ago

    Well then dear Monica you won't mind if I just retire to my room.  Not too much noise now you two.  I am an old lady but I do need my beauty rest.  I have all these stains that I must take care of all the time.  tootle loo.

    1. tantrum profile image59
      tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Of course not !Happy rest !

      (winking at Bill)

  48. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    Ma when Monica goes home can I Come into your room just like we used to do...

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      Tammy Lochmannposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      No dear just because I taught you everything you know doesn't mean that I am still up to that stuff.

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    Deborah Sextonposted 8 years ago

    Bill, I can hear you in there and you're not helping MY campaign.
    And what if Amy hears you?

  50. profile image0
    Tammy Lochmannposted 8 years ago

    I am going to bed.  Don't wake me up.  Bye

 
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