Lets make a Play

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   theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

   Lets make a play, as you enter this thread imagine it is a stage and be who ever you want to be as long as it relates to the previous post....so If I am Bill Clinton your character must relate to Bill....I will start on the first post

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      prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      OMG I cant be MONICA or Hillary, never wanted to be his daughter, maybe I can be Al Gore

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      mattewpitposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      really I am feeling in heaven.Do it  happen in real?

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   theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

   Ma have you seen my trousers

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      Tammy Lochmannposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Zipped or unzipped dear.  They have been found down around your ankles dear.  Try there.

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      Ian Ganahlposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      (taking the part of Hilary...): Bill! For the last time! You left them at my sister's place again!

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   theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

   hey Al whats with the global warming thing?

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   tantrumposted 14 years ago

   I'm Monica
   

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   theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

   Monica you just blow me away

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   theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

   Ma you been doing things with my pants again...

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      Tammy Lochmannposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Not with the intentions you think dear.

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         Tammy Lochmannposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         They have been modified so as to not get you into any trouble.

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      prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      faster, help me, open it

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   theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

   Ma it is open

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   skyfireposted 14 years ago

   great now that pant lost it's color

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      Tammy Lochmannposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      just took some white stains off the front.  Black lights do show evidence you know.

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   theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

   Ma look at my picture how am I going to get that out

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      Tammy Lochmannposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      It needs to stay where it's at it has gotten you into too much trouble young man

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    skyfireposted 14 years ago

    Bad Washing powder.

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Gee Ma I left my ganja weed in the pocket....ah Ma my ganja

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       Tammy Lochmannposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Well dear it didn't go to waste I gave it too the poor people with glaucoma down the street.  Charity dear.

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       mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       huh!  come mere my little man! come over here - look closer! do I resemble your Ma, at all?

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Ma juts let me take it out for a while, please Ma, I will stay up in my room with it...

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       Tammy Lochmannposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Well if you keep it too yourself maybe you won't get into trouble with those paparazzi folks.

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    skyfireposted 14 years ago

    Lol charity

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    thanks Ma I like charity, but Ma can I go to my room and play with my things...

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       Tammy Lochmannposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Last time I changed your diaper you just had one dear

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    tantrumposted 14 years ago

    So where do I come In ???
    
    

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    No I am guessing your not my Ma, do you want to come up to my room and see my big dipper

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    ah Ma you said you would not tell anyone....

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       Tammy Lochmannposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       We have company.  Oh dear I need to make some tea, and oh do remember to put on clean pants and zip that zipper

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Tantrum you Come when your ready

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       tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I thought this things work all the way round!

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          Tammy Lochmannposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Hi dear you must be the one with the dirty dress.  Come sit and tell me how you know my Bill

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             tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             dirty dress?
             what are you talking about mam ??
             
             (trying to disguise a huge white spot on the skirt )

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Ma do I have to zip now that Monica is here...Maaaa

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    tantrumposted 14 years ago

    Hi Darling! need help ??

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Monica can you juts hold this for a moment...but dont tell

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    skyfireposted 14 years ago

    Where is sarah,Bill ? 

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Now Monica dont you go tellin ma about that little misunderSSStanding in the office

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       tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       the miss.... oh ! that !
       We have to finish the 'job' !

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          Tammy Lochmannposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Ice cream you say....is your DNA in icecream

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Thank God your here skyfire tell Sarch to wait at the diner..

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    MA leave Monica alone she was eating ice cream////ummm

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       tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       And what a cream !!

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    I was finished it was you that took your time

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       tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       but you said: More, more more !! all the time !

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    skyfireposted 14 years ago

    She is asking you to come over to alaska Bill, looks like sarah lost it.

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Yeh rasperry ripple..

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Jesu Skyfire help me out here I did not have relations with that women , I swear to you, tell her I have been delayed Coming

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       Tammy Lochmannposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I am too old to eat ice-cream anyhow...

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    you know my DNA is in ice cream afte rthat accident, I said more more more, no I said door door door

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       tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       What a liar !!
       You know we work  hard together to lift up all that 'trouble' you had !

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    you said you would not write a book....

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       tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       whowrote a book ??
       those were the publishers!
       they made up everything. You know that.
       Our work was far much better than that !!

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       Tammy Lochmannposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       well you said it was ice-cream on the dress with your DNA in it.  I won't be eating ice-cream again just for that.

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    skyfireposted 14 years ago

    So you guys got ice cream from alaska ? I see bill you have connections in alaska as well ?

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    who said anything about eating the ice cream...

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    skyfire you know I have, Now please tell Sarah I will come soon

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Monica I know we work hard together but Look other peopel know about the ice cream

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       Tammy Lochmannposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Dear I must go now...since ice-cream is out of the question now us old buggers don't have much left to enjoy.  You ruined it for us Bill.

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       tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       What's wrong with the ice cream ?
       the DNA thing.
       i'm sure you can explain that!
       You've been explaining more difficult issues during your term!

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Monica Im sorry that I done this to you, You know my heart is really true, Now take down my zip and do what you do.....

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    skyfireposted 14 years ago

    you want me to send text msg to sarah ?
    ok here we go.
    "bill comes, and sarah goes down".

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Look the DNA thing its just thats its difficult, I wanted to tell you but Hillary was always there and I coudl not get alone with you, well I went to the kitchen (bill crys) I thought of your warm heart and I had to cool down, I put my Rooster in the ice cream tub not knowing that I would be rubbing it all over you in the Oval offic ethe next day, thats how my DNA got in there, but I cant tell America, I will have to lie, Please dont write a book about this....

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       tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       So now you're a coward! You should stand up and defend me. I'm an innocent girl, with a big white  ice cream stain,and everybody is pointing at me !

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    skyfire please be more gentle, perhaps Bill goes down until Sarah comes.....

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    Tammy Lochmannposted 14 years ago

    Maybe you and Monica aught to skip the ice-cream next time and just have a nice cup of tea.  No DNA in tea is there?

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    well I certainly would be reluctant to put my rooster in acup of tea...you could be right Ma....Ma where is my pink G-string with attachments

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    Tammy Lochmannposted 14 years ago

    well this is getting too heated missy you aren't allowed to be so hissy in my house.  How about a cup of tea, I will then let my Bill show you his rooster if you continue to be nice.

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       tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I have seen that cock lots of times, m'am ! I don't think this is the time to see it again !

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    There are not pointing at you Monica they are pointing at me I am behind you I am the President, thats what they are pointing at they dont even mention your name, No thats not your name on CBS 60 minutes, thats Monica Simpson - Barts sister, not you babe...

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       tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Oh bill ! I love when you're behind me !

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    thanks Ma after all this heated discussion nothing I would like more than to take out my rooster..

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Monica dont be so harsh to ma she is just trying to help...she helped me grow that rooster with her special recipies

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Thats me pushing against the samll of your back as you bend over and open the New York times...do that again babe

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    Tammy Lochmannposted 14 years ago

    Well then dear Monica you won't mind if I just retire to my room.  Not too much noise now you two.  I am an old lady but I do need my beauty rest.  I have all these stains that I must take care of all the time.  tootle loo.

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       tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Of course not !Happy rest !
       
       (winking at Bill)

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Ma when Monica goes home can I Come into your room just like we used to do...

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       Tammy Lochmannposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       No dear just because I taught you everything you know doesn't mean that I am still up to that stuff.

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    Deborah Sextonposted 14 years ago

    Bill, I can hear you in there and you're not helping MY campaign.
    And what if Amy hears you?

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    Tammy Lochmannposted 14 years ago

    I am going to bed.  Don't wake me up.  Bye

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