Im Drunk.... mmmeeeeuuuurrrgghhhhhh

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   ryankettposted 13 years ago

   Happy drunkard though.... generally I am.... love you guys.....
   
   Blimey, I can hardly see the screen..... entertain me, show me love...
   
   Who loves getting drunk once and a while? Even got a %&@k today.... best pub ever.... Real Ale. You can't beat Real Ale, especially when the girlfriend is currently cooking you a Spag Bol to soak up all that delicious Belgian beer....

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      cosetteposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      
      
      
      
      
      p.s. what is "Spag Bol". it sounds delicious

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         ryankettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Hehe.... loved the dancing.... thats made me put some tunes on (actually has)...
         
         Spag Bol is what some people call Spaghetti Bolognese...... well, most people call Spaghetti Bolognese...
         
         Actually... hang on.... Spag Bol is what I call Spaghetti Bolognese.... it smells nice anyway

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            cosetteposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            
            
            
            
            
            hee hee you're so cute.
            
            well, off to enjoy the rest of this beautiful day. have fun.

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         AdsenseStrategiesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Spag Bol is British English for spaghetti and meat sauce

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   ryankettposted 13 years ago

   Does getting drunk mean that I have let the lovely Nelle Hoxie down? I bet Nelle doesn't waste away a day
   
   What has this done to my AdSense income?!?!?!? I could have written 5 hubs today..... instead I chose to burp and laugh at farts...

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      Jayne Lancerposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Everyone deserves a day off, Ryan. Glad to see you're enjoying yourself. Cheers!

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      blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Hahaha Ryan, are you too drunk to take me to Vegas? Where is the casino?
      Where is my Vegas wedding?
      Where is Elvis? Oh do get a grip on the situation and find that Elvis suit!!!
      
      

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         Harvey Stelmanposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Blondie,
         
         Hey baby, I'm really THE KING! Having trouble typing while eating my peanut butter and banana sandwich. Can you roll your hips like me; man can we have fun.
         
         Hop on my Blue Suades, and we'll go wherever you want. Lets just not make the "Jail House Rock." "Love Me Tender", and I'll be your "Teddy Bear."
         
         "Wise Men Say; Only Fools Rush In." "But I Can't Help Falling In Love With You." I can be your "Hunk Of Burnning Love." OH YEAH!

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            blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Hey Harvey would that be the king of rock and roll or the king of peanut paste and jelly sandwiches LMAO?
            Then again I guess Elvis was both...
            This sounds like a wild experience. You want me to step on your feet, not get arrested,love you even though you are a stuffed toy,there is going to be a visit from the three wise men,circus performers banging on the door, and then you are going to turn yourself into a huge family feast of smoked ham haha.
            Oh got to love that!!!!
            
            

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   CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

   Now you are talking to yourself as well, Ryan!

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      ryankettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I know, I know, I know. Has been a hard week though.... I'm not exactly pouring vodka into my eyes.... have sampled a wide variety of international beers, and am now drinking the only thing in my fridge.... a bottle of Pino Grigio..... yummy

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   Cagsilposted 13 years ago

   It never hurts to take one day to yourself and do as you please. Enjoyment can come from many different things, and if getting drunk is one way to have the relaxation you want, then I would say do it, regardless of who approves or not.
   
   I think it is irrelevant what people think of what other people do. It is disappointing....that would depend on too many other factors.
   
   Just my thoughts.

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      ryankettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Too true.... I could be sitting here snorting f*ck knows what.... this is the last of the socially acceptable vices....

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   EmpressFelicityposted 13 years ago

   I find my capacity for alcohol has waned a great deal as I've aged, but spag bol and Belgian beer does sound like an enticing combination.  Particuarly that stuff brewed by Trappist monks, which is twice the strength of normal lager...

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      ryankettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I had a nice English beer today (makes a change) called Punk IPA..... was about 6%, not near as much as many Belgian beers, but still knocked my head off....
      
      Then came the Charmey.... that is Belgian..... 8%..... favourite beer, I could guzzle that through a funnel all day....

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   CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

   Watch it Ryan - it's always the last drink that gets you. Doesn't matter how much you have had, it is always that sneaky last slurp that gives you the headache and makes you spew.

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      ryankettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I have one glass of Pino Grigio left in the bottle.... half a glass in a glass (that was a mouthful!).... will I or wont I? I have a stong stomach.... I think that falling asleep is more likely

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   Xonicaposted 13 years ago

   lol , love this even though I try not do write down too much in public when Im drunk its always entertaining as hell afterwards x

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      ryankettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I have to be careful.... very careful..... in fact, very very careful
      
      I am happy drunk.... I intend to stay happy drunk
      
      Grumpy drunk is not good. It doesnt work in tandem with the internet!

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   Bard of Elyposted 13 years ago

   Confession time: I have been drinking too! lol

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   Nelle Hoxieposted 13 years ago

   Ryan...Ryan...Ryan...

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      ryankettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      
      
      Nelle, do you drink at all?
      
      Just a one off I promise

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         Nelle Hoxieposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         I have a drink or two once in a while with dinner, out with friends listening to music. But it is never the sole reason for my day.

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            ryankettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Oh it wasnt the SOLE reason for my day, there was also a Sunday Roast

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    thisisoliposted 13 years ago

    I had a swift pint with my snuday lunch, not quite reached the extent you have though Ryan.
    
    While you are feeling a bit merry though, fancy donating some of your Hubs

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       Nelle Hoxieposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Thisisoli, you too!

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       ryankettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Donate my hubs? Yeeeahhhh.... you wish! I'm not that bleedin drunk!
       
       Actually, I do have two which have given me a 0 views in 30 days.... I would happily donate those to you
       
       On a serious note.... only 1 hub in 20 days for me.... some serious hubbing that needs to be done at this end!!!! 98 unpublished hubs.... I guess that I could find a few of those which are just about publishable....

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          ryankettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Oh.... make that 3 in 20 days.... still very poor though!!!
          
          Thats it, bed time, 9pm and Im off to bed.... whats the world coming too?
          
          Bye everybody x

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          thisisoliposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Is this what re-admittance to teh forums does to you?

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             ryankettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             No, its what a new full time job does to you!
             
             My aim is to work 8 hours a day... then pump out 1.5 hubs per day..... but the first week and a half of work has really drained me!
             
             Needed the job though... bills to pay.... just need to find a way of juggling!
             
             Not all bad, at least 10 are nearly finished.... so expect to see 10 churned out in just a few hours soon!!
             
             I also write for a magazine, that has to take priority for the time being, April 1st deadline.... dreading it!

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    Nelle Hoxieposted 13 years ago

    Oh Nelle and her sisters have already written 7 hubs today.

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    waynetposted 13 years ago

    I'ts good to drunkt...that was me last night, hammered after a 2 litre bottle of cider and a bottle of red wine that in the morning made me look like I was wearing lip stick.....
    
    Ahhh the belgian beers are nice, I remember having a few Duvel golden ales and after 8 of them I couldn't walk and I had a strange dream about midgets after drinking it....lol!

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    selrachposted 13 years ago

    I don,t drink anymore but did enjoy a good strong beer.Does anyone remember elephant beer?It was named this because ofsomething to do with the gates at brewery.I think it was Carslberg

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    thisisoliposted 13 years ago

    Unlucky!
    
    I will be heading back to the working world again soon, I was offered a journalist job in Childress, my fiancée didnt seem to impressed about living there again though so it looks like I will be heading for an office job again soon. immigration is to expensive for my current earnings.

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       Nelle Hoxieposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Thisisoli, does this mean that your Austin plans have been postponed?

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          thisisoliposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Nope, 3 days to go!
          
          I am just not looking forward to working for somebody else again, I was quite comfortable being my own boss!

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    Nelle Hoxieposted 13 years ago

    Just keep hubbing and you'll be your own boss soon again. What are you doing for health insurance? Can your fiance add you to hers?

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       thisisoliposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Hah she would have to get some first I think, she had some with her last job, but lost it when she came to live in England for a while, now she is working at a small restaurant, which doesnt leave us with much cash for a visa process which costs around 3 grand in total not including trips across teh atlantic to see each other!

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          Nelle Hoxieposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          You crazy kids can move to Massachusetts and qualify for our state program. My nephew is an independent film maker with asthma and he has great health insurance for $125 a month. (Although I don't know if the impact of your citizen status would affect it.)

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          ryankettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Do you have an American partner?
          
          I need to get myself one of those..... any volunteers? Its the only way that I can think of getting a bit of paper saying "Ryan is allowed to live in Vegas"....
          
          Hahahaha.... blimey, I'm a visa slag....

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             ryankettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Just kidding....

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    Nelle Hoxieposted 13 years ago

    Ryan you can't leave England. If the state tax situation gets too crazy here, I'm moving to England to live with you. I decided that last night. I just need a couch - that's where I like to work. And I could sleep there too. Matt said he'd come visit often.

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       ryankettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Are you bloody kidding me?
       
       If you cant handle US tax, you cant handle UK tax!!
       
       Her Majestys Customs And Revenue will leave somebody like you penniless..... anybody with any sort of decent income sets up home in a tax haven!
       
       Dont you ever dear to earn more than £150k in a year..... 50% tax on anything over that amount...
       
       Better off finding a bolthole in Bulgaria.... 10% tax... thats it.... 10% of everything that you earn.
       
       If you do ever, for some crazy reason, decide that the UK is for you..... then incorporate as Nelle Hoxie Ltd.... the only way to make money is to use the old motto "The company is always poor".... claim every bit of your expenditure (a room of your apartment, pc, hosting fees, domain fees, etc) as tax exempt.... and pay tax on the profit...
       
       Blimey Nelle.... just dont do it!  I cant wait to get out....

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    frogdroppingposted 13 years ago

    You know I seriously considered buying a bottle of Vodka two days ago. I wanted to bring it home, staring at it lovingly - then gently unscrewing the cap and have a glass.
    
    Can't say as I blame you ryan. Nothing I haven't done before. Only I can't type when I've had a few. I tried. I was mortified the day after.
    
    Glad you've had a day off. And can't say I bet Nelle with hubs the day either, only managed three

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    Nelle Hoxieposted 13 years ago

    No No No Ryankett I have money to pay taxes. But if the States pass an internet sales tax, then most of the companies of which I'm an affiliate won't do business with me. I need to protect my business model.
    
    Eventually they'll only do work with Europeans other outsiders. It's okay maybe Ernest has a spare room in New Zealand. That's one wonderful country. I'm not at all opposed to taxes. Matt and I would love to move to France as well.

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    thisisoliposted 13 years ago

    Hehe I would try living there for a month before moving there, the culture comes as quite a shock to most americans, hell it came as a big shock to me when I first went there for a few weeks!
    
    Just remember, don't try shopping on a sunday

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       EmpressFelicityposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       In the small village in Germany where my aunt lives, they're lucky enough to have a village shop.  However, it's only open two hours a day... WTF?  And the larger towns have half day closing on a Saturday (at least I believe that's still the case).
       
       One of the unsung virtues of living in Britain is the network of small (usually Asian-run) convenience stores/corner shops, who stay open till 10.00 pm or even longer, 7 days a week.

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    CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

    Hey Ryan, hope you get a good sleep and feel ok in the morning!
    
    Nelle, wait until after our upcoming Election before moving to the UK.  If Labour get in again, we'll all be taxed to the wall. But if you ever need a sofa to crash, give us a shout!

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    getmybackposted 13 years ago

    
    
    
    nice to meet you ryan, think i'll join you

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    ralwusposted 13 years ago

    Someone will have the back door trot tomorrow.

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       blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       And it won't be a horse at the back-door either.
       Wake up Elvis!!!!

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    ralwusposted 13 years ago

    Hahaha Hi Deb!

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       blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Hey there ralwus. How you been???

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    Kerry43posted 13 years ago

    I couldn't help noticing the happy drunk in here. Have I missed the party folks?
    Kez:)

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    Harvey Stelmanposted 13 years ago

    Not many gals here; I wonder why? Relax guy, you ain't gettin' any.

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    waterbottleposted 13 years ago

    ummmm....

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