Hello all you wonderful hubbers. Those of you who know me and have read my hubs know that April 1st is no laughing matter to me. So I'm going to ask you all a favor. In honor of April Fools Day I would like you all to make me laugh and post tons of funny jokes on this forum page. I don't care what the jokes are about just so their funny. I hope you all load the page and laugh with me on April 1st. Here is my joke to you all. A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, "What can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow."
The father thought some and said, "OK, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy.
Let's say that I'm a capitalist because I'm the breadwinner. Your mother will be the government because she controls everything, our maid will be the working class because she works for us, you will be the people because you answer to us, and your baby brother will be the future. Does that help any?"
The little boy said, "Well, Dad, I don't know, but I'll think about what you said."
Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, the little boy was awaken by his baby brother's crying. Upon further investigation, he found a dirty diaper. So, he went down the hall to his parent's bedroom and found his father's side of the bed empty and his mother wouldn't wake up. Then he saw a light on in the guest room down the hall, and when he reached the door, he saw through the crack that his father was in bed with the maid. The son then turned and went back to bed.
The next morning, he said to his father at the breakfast table, "Dad, I think I understand politics much better now."
"Excellent, my boy," he answered, "What have you learned?"
The little boy thought for a minute and said, "I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class, government is sound asleep ignoring the people, and the future's full of crap."
omg I would have forgotten it was April Fools Day Tomorrow - I'm gonna pull a fast one on those teenagers of mine Thanks for reminding goof balls like me who tend to forget these things - this is gonna be fun
Crazdw, I'm sure you can come up with all kinds of tricks and fake photo's. I hear copy and paste is a wonderful thing and Crazdw, I'm sure your the kind of person who will ask all the right questions and be as fair to your parents as only you know how!
Crazdw, I wish your parents all the luck in the world....I just hope you don't give them too hard of a time tomarrow while your cooking up some trouble. Are you paid up on your lawyer's retainer fee? Opps, I better not say anything about lawyer's, your husband might be one!
That is so cool...my Godfather was in the Navy on a sub too. what a small world and he and his wife have been married ...oops I don't know bad me lol My hubby and I are going on 3 years come this Sept. 22nd
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