Tomarrow Is April Fools Day!

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  1. susanlang profile image55
    susanlangposted 8 years ago

    Hello all you wonderful hubbers. Those of you who know me and have read my hubs know that April 1st is no laughing matter to me. So I'm going to ask you all a favor. In honor of April Fools Day I would like you all to make me laugh and post tons of funny jokes on this forum page. I don't care what the jokes are about just so their funny. I hope you all load the page and laugh with me on April 1st. Here is my joke to you all.
    A Lesson in Politics


    A son asks his father, "What can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow."

    The father thought some and said, "OK, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy.

    Let's say that I'm a capitalist because I'm the breadwinner.
    Your mother will be the government because she controls everything, our maid will be the working class because she works for us, you will be the people because you answer to us, and your baby brother will be the future. Does that help any?"

    The little boy said, "Well, Dad, I don't know, but I'll think about what you said."

    Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, the little boy was awaken by his baby brother's crying. Upon further investigation, he found a dirty diaper. So, he went down the hall to his parent's bedroom and found his father's side of the bed empty and his mother wouldn't wake up. Then he saw a light on in the guest room down the hall, and when he reached the door, he saw through the crack that his father was in bed with the maid. The son then turned and went back to bed.

    The next morning, he said to his father at the breakfast table, "Dad, I think I understand politics much better now."

    "Excellent, my boy," he answered, "What have you learned?"

    The little boy thought for a minute and said, "I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class, government is sound asleep ignoring the people, and the future's full of crap."

    1. susanlang profile image55
      susanlangposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I hope you all enjoyed the joke and have a fun day tomarrow wink

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        Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        lol have a great frst day of the new year.  wink

        1. susanlang profile image55
          susanlangposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Justine76,  happy new year to you as well. lol wink

    2. flread45 profile image78
      flread45posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      It will be April fools on your spelling!!!sad

      1. susanlang profile image55
        susanlangposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Ha..ha..ha  April Fool's and don't look so sad, we all love ya!  wink

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        Crazdwriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        hmm roll

      3. susanlang profile image55
        susanlangposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        flread45, April Fools! And don't look so sad, I'm sure everyone on the hubs loves you. lol wink

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    Brenda Durhamposted 8 years ago

    Did someone name tomorrow after Obama?

    1. susanlang profile image55
      susanlangposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Hmmm, I don't know, did they? smile

  3. skyfire profile image72
    skyfireposted 8 years ago

    Sarah Palin is straight.

    1. susanlang profile image55
      susanlangposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Ok.. smile

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    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    I'll ask someone to pick their nose for you tomorrow susan how does that sound lol

    1. susanlang profile image55
      susanlangposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Crazdw, does that mean yours is all picked out?  Ha..ha, ha, better not be that man from the Diner I saw the other day. (laughing and smiling)  lol

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        Crazdwriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Let me go find him for ya lol

        1. susanlang profile image55
          susanlangposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Crazdwriter, didn't you tell me you tied him up and put him under your bed?  You mean you lost him already?  lol

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            Crazdwriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Yea well...how was I supposed to know that he was all slippery from all his nose picking? the ropes just slid right off lol

            Oh and to answer your question to do the laughing one you do
            : lol : without the spaces

            1. susanlang profile image55
              susanlangposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Crazdw,  good one, now your cooking... that one was too much!  lol

  5. andromida profile image58
    andromidaposted 8 years ago

    Glad I am not that fool smile

    1. susanlang profile image55
      susanlangposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      andromida, I'm glad your not too!  By the way, how do I make a laughing face on here using my keyboard?  (laughing)  wink

      1. andromida profile image58
        andromidaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        lovely try smile, Do you know who was the greatest fool of the last century?

        1. susanlang profile image55
          susanlangposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          No andromida, who? And I hope I didn't fall into your trap. lol

          1. andromida profile image58
            andromidaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            I really don't know if there are any world-wide survey organization just dedicated to find out the greatest fool.Do you know anything abt it? There is no trap smile

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      Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

      Still looking for the guy from the diner lol maybe a group of kids will do for now big_smile

      1. susanlang profile image55
        susanlangposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Crazdw, whatever turns you on, you go girl!  Crazd, I see you have become one of my hub fans today. I didn't know you liked me that much! (laughing)  lol

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      Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

      Sorry I had to...don't know what came over me lol

      1. susanlang profile image55
        susanlangposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Crazdw, I'm sorry your sorry! lol wink

    4. starme77 profile image69
      starme77posted 8 years ago

      omg I would have forgotten it was April Fools Day Tomorrow - I'm gonna pull a fast one on those teenagers of mine smile Thanks for reminding goof balls like me who tend to forget these things - this is gonna be fun smile

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        Crazdwriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        OOO OOO Starme what are ou donna do? I wanna know!!!!

        1. susanlang profile image55
          susanlangposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Crazdw, have you written your joke to this page yet? lol wink

      2. susanlang profile image55
        susanlangposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        starme77, no problem glad I could be of help. lol  just make sure you love them to pieces when your done...and that's no kidding smile

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      Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

      I am thinking of what to do to my parents...thinking of finding a picture of a cute little puppy and sending it to my parents saying it's a new family member lol

      1. Ivorwen profile image71
        Ivorwenposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        lol  lol  lol

      2. susanlang profile image55
        susanlangposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        lol Crazdw, I'm sure you can come up with all kinds of tricks and fake photo's. I hear copy and paste is a wonderful thing and Crazdw, I'm sure your the kind of person who will ask all the right questions and be as fair to your parents as only you know how!  lol lol

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          Crazdwriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          hehehe yep I like playing around with my parents like that...hehehe

          1. susanlang profile image55
            susanlangposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Crazdw, I wish your parents all the luck in the world....I just hope you don't give them too hard of a time tomarrow while your cooking up some trouble. Are you paid up on your lawyer's retainer fee?  lol lol  Opps, I better not say anything about lawyer's, your husband might be one!  lol

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      Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

      Joke? I don't do jokes? I make ppl laugh by other means big_smile

      1. susanlang profile image55
        susanlangposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Crazdw, did you just say you make people laugh by other means?  Your not really mean are you?  lol lol

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          Crazdwriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Naw...I'm only mean if someone pushes me too far big_smile so no worries. and no not by those other means either lol

          1. susanlang profile image55
            susanlangposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Crazdw, say what you mean. You know what I mean? lol  Oh..and thanks for joining my hub fans today!  lol

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              Crazdwriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Say what I mean? but I don't wanna! I like making people think and guess lmao
              and welcome big_smile

              1. susanlang profile image55
                susanlangposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                Crazdw, yes... I agree with your last statement. As you said, you are a real game player. smile  Again, thanks for joining my hub fans today!  wink

    7. Ivorwen profile image71
      Ivorwenposted 8 years ago

      For April Fool's Day I changed my birthday setting on Facebook to tomorrow. I am waiting to see how many birthday wishes I get from people who should know better.  wink

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        Crazdwriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Oh well Happy Birthday Ivrowen! Why didn't you tell us it was your bday? jeez lol

      2. susanlang profile image55
        susanlangposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Ivorwen, now that's witty...who knows, maybe you might receive birthday gifts. lol

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      Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

      lol thankfully no he isn't...he's a Navy Corpsman! phew no lawyer here lol And hmmm I better go call my lawyer to make sure I'm covered for tomorrow lol lol lol

      1. susanlang profile image55
        susanlangposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        lol Crazdw, my husband Mark was a US Navy Inlisted. He served on a Nuke Sub as the Sub's Radiomen. He and I have been happy and married for over 25 years and that's no joking!  smile

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          Crazdwriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          That is so cool...my Godfather was in the Navy on a sub too. what a small world big_smile and he and his wife have been married ...oops I don't know yikes bad me lol
          My hubby and I are going on 3 years come this Sept. 22nd big_smile

          1. susanlang profile image55
            susanlangposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Crazdwriter, I respect your very young age and wish you well in your fairly new relationship. smile  I'm glad my husband and I had a chance to pave the way for you and your family. No kidding! smile  Be well. smile

            1. susanlang profile image55
              susanlangposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Anyone else want to take a shot at me without ever meeting or speaking with me? Go for it, I'm all ears!  smile

     
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