Tomarrow Is April Fools Day!

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   susanlangposted 15 years ago

   Hello all you wonderful hubbers. Those of you who know me and have read my hubs know that April 1st is no laughing matter to me. So I'm going to ask you all a favor. In honor of April Fools Day I would like you all to make me laugh and post tons of funny jokes on this forum page. I don't care what the jokes are about just so their funny. I hope you all load the page and laugh with me on April 1st. Here is my joke to you all.
   A Lesson in Politics
   
   
   A son asks his father, "What can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow."
   
   The father thought some and said, "OK, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy.
   
   Let's say that I'm a capitalist because I'm the breadwinner.
   Your mother will be the government because she controls everything, our maid will be the working class because she works for us, you will be the people because you answer to us, and your baby brother will be the future. Does that help any?"
   
   The little boy said, "Well, Dad, I don't know, but I'll think about what you said."
   
   Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, the little boy was awaken by his baby brother's crying. Upon further investigation, he found a dirty diaper. So, he went down the hall to his parent's bedroom and found his father's side of the bed empty and his mother wouldn't wake up. Then he saw a light on in the guest room down the hall, and when he reached the door, he saw through the crack that his father was in bed with the maid. The son then turned and went back to bed.
   
   The next morning, he said to his father at the breakfast table, "Dad, I think I understand politics much better now."
   
   "Excellent, my boy," he answered, "What have you learned?"
   
   The little boy thought for a minute and said, "I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class, government is sound asleep ignoring the people, and the future's full of crap."

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      susanlangposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      I hope you all enjoyed the joke and have a fun day tomarrow

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         Justine76posted 15 years agoin reply to this

         have a great frst day of the new year. 

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            susanlangposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            Justine76,  happy new year to you as well.

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      flread45posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      It will be April fools on your spelling!!!

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         susanlangposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Ha..ha..ha  April Fool's and don't look so sad, we all love ya! 

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         Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         

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         susanlangposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         flread45, April Fools! And don't look so sad, I'm sure everyone on the hubs loves you.

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   Brenda Durhamposted 15 years ago

   Did someone name tomorrow after Obama?

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      susanlangposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Hmmm, I don't know, did they?

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   skyfireposted 15 years ago

   Sarah Palin is straight.

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      susanlangposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Ok..

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   Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

   I'll ask someone to pick their nose for you tomorrow susan how does that sound

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      susanlangposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Crazdw, does that mean yours is all picked out?  Ha..ha, ha, better not be that man from the Diner I saw the other day. (laughing and smiling) 

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         Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Let me go find him for ya

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            susanlangposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            Crazdwriter, didn't you tell me you tied him up and put him under your bed?  You mean you lost him already? 

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               Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

               Yea well...how was I supposed to know that he was all slippery from all his nose picking? the ropes just slid right off
               
               Oh and to answer your question to do the laughing one you do
               : lol : without the spaces

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                  susanlangposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                  Crazdw,  good one, now your cooking... that one was too much! 

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   andromidaposted 15 years ago

   Glad I am not that fool

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      susanlangposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      andromida, I'm glad your not too!  By the way, how do I make a laughing face on here using my keyboard?  (laughing) 

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         andromidaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         lovely try , Do you know who was the greatest fool of the last century?

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            susanlangposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            No andromida, who? And I hope I didn't fall into your trap.

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               andromidaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

               I really don't know if there are any world-wide survey organization just dedicated to find out the greatest fool.Do you know anything abt it? There is no trap

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   Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

   Still looking for the guy from the diner maybe a group of kids will do for now

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      susanlangposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Crazdw, whatever turns you on, you go girl!  Crazd, I see you have become one of my hub fans today. I didn't know you liked me that much! (laughing) 

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   Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

   Sorry I had to...don't know what came over me

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      susanlangposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Crazdw, I'm sorry your sorry!

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   starme77posted 15 years ago

   omg I would have forgotten it was April Fools Day Tomorrow - I'm gonna pull a fast one on those teenagers of mine Thanks for reminding goof balls like me who tend to forget these things - this is gonna be fun

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      Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      OOO OOO Starme what are ou donna do? I wanna know!!!!

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         susanlangposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Crazdw, have you written your joke to this page yet?

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      susanlangposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      starme77, no problem glad I could be of help.   just make sure you love them to pieces when your done...and that's no kidding

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   Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

   I am thinking of what to do to my parents...thinking of finding a picture of a cute little puppy and sending it to my parents saying it's a new family member

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      Ivorwenposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         

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      susanlangposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Crazdw, I'm sure you can come up with all kinds of tricks and fake photo's. I hear copy and paste is a wonderful thing and Crazdw, I'm sure your the kind of person who will ask all the right questions and be as fair to your parents as only you know how! 

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         Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         hehehe yep I like playing around with my parents like that...hehehe

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            susanlangposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            Crazdw, I wish your parents all the luck in the world....I just hope you don't give them too hard of a time tomarrow while your cooking up some trouble. Are you paid up on your lawyer's retainer fee?    Opps, I better not say anything about lawyer's, your husband might be one! 

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    Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

    Joke? I don't do jokes? I make ppl laugh by other means

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       susanlangposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Crazdw, did you just say you make people laugh by other means?  Your not really mean are you? 

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          Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Naw...I'm only mean if someone pushes me too far so no worries. and no not by those other means either

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             susanlangposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Crazdw, say what you mean. You know what I mean?   Oh..and thanks for joining my hub fans today! 

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                Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                Say what I mean? but I don't wanna! I like making people think and guess lmao
                and welcome

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                   susanlangposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   Crazdw, yes... I agree with your last statement. As you said, you are a real game player.   Again, thanks for joining my hub fans today! 

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    Ivorwenposted 15 years ago

    For April Fool's Day I changed my birthday setting on Facebook to tomorrow. I am waiting to see how many birthday wishes I get from people who should know better. 

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       Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Oh well Happy Birthday Ivrowen! Why didn't you tell us it was your bday? jeez

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       susanlangposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Ivorwen, now that's witty...who knows, maybe you might receive birthday gifts.

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    Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

    thankfully no he isn't...he's a Navy Corpsman! phew no lawyer here And hmmm I better go call my lawyer to make sure I'm covered for tomorrow

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       susanlangposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Crazdw, my husband Mark was a US Navy Inlisted. He served on a Nuke Sub as the Sub's Radiomen. He and I have been happy and married for over 25 years and that's no joking! 

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          Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          That is so cool...my Godfather was in the Navy on a sub too. what a small world and he and his wife have been married ...oops I don't know bad me lol
          My hubby and I are going on 3 years come this Sept. 22nd

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             susanlangposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Crazdwriter, I respect your very young age and wish you well in your fairly new relationship.   I'm glad my husband and I had a chance to pave the way for you and your family. No kidding!   Be well.

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                susanlangposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                Anyone else want to take a shot at me without ever meeting or speaking with me? Go for it, I'm all ears! 

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