Hello all you wonderful hubbers. Those of you who know me and have read my hubs know that April 1st is no laughing matter to me. So I'm going to ask you all a favor. In honor of April Fools Day I would like you all to make me laugh and post tons of funny jokes on this forum page. I don't care what the jokes are about just so their funny. I hope you all load the page and laugh with me on April 1st. Here is my joke to you all.
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, "What can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow."
The father thought some and said, "OK, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy.
Let's say that I'm a capitalist because I'm the breadwinner.
Your mother will be the government because she controls everything, our maid will be the working class because she works for us, you will be the people because you answer to us, and your baby brother will be the future. Does that help any?"
The little boy said, "Well, Dad, I don't know, but I'll think about what you said."
Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, the little boy was awaken by his baby brother's crying. Upon further investigation, he found a dirty diaper. So, he went down the hall to his parent's bedroom and found his father's side of the bed empty and his mother wouldn't wake up. Then he saw a light on in the guest room down the hall, and when he reached the door, he saw through the crack that his father was in bed with the maid. The son then turned and went back to bed.
The next morning, he said to his father at the breakfast table, "Dad, I think I understand politics much better now."
"Excellent, my boy," he answered, "What have you learned?"
The little boy thought for a minute and said, "I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class, government is sound asleep ignoring the people, and the future's full of crap."
I hope you all enjoyed the joke and have a fun day tomarrow
Ha..ha..ha April Fool's and don't look so sad, we all love ya!
flread45, April Fools! And don't look so sad, I'm sure everyone on the hubs loves you.
I'll ask someone to pick their nose for you tomorrow susan how does that sound
Crazdw, does that mean yours is all picked out? Ha..ha, ha, better not be that man from the Diner I saw the other day. (laughing and smiling)
Crazdwriter, didn't you tell me you tied him up and put him under your bed? You mean you lost him already?
Yea well...how was I supposed to know that he was all slippery from all his nose picking? the ropes just slid right off
Oh and to answer your question to do the laughing one you do
: lol : without the spaces
andromida, I'm glad your not too! By the way, how do I make a laughing face on here using my keyboard? (laughing)
lovely try , Do you know who was the greatest fool of the last century?
No andromida, who? And I hope I didn't fall into your trap.
Still looking for the guy from the diner maybe a group of kids will do for now
omg I would have forgotten it was April Fools Day Tomorrow - I'm gonna pull a fast one on those teenagers of mine Thanks for reminding goof balls like me who tend to forget these things - this is gonna be fun
OOO OOO Starme what are ou donna do? I wanna know!!!!
starme77, no problem glad I could be of help. just make sure you love them to pieces when your done...and that's no kidding
I am thinking of what to do to my parents...thinking of finding a picture of a cute little puppy and sending it to my parents saying it's a new family member
Crazdw, I'm sure you can come up with all kinds of tricks and fake photo's. I hear copy and paste is a wonderful thing and Crazdw, I'm sure your the kind of person who will ask all the right questions and be as fair to your parents as only you know how!
hehehe yep I like playing around with my parents like that...hehehe
Crazdw, I wish your parents all the luck in the world....I just hope you don't give them too hard of a time tomarrow while your cooking up some trouble. Are you paid up on your lawyer's retainer fee? Opps, I better not say anything about lawyer's, your husband might be one!
Crazdw, did you just say you make people laugh by other means? Your not really mean are you?
Naw...I'm only mean if someone pushes me too far so no worries. and no not by those other means either
Crazdw, say what you mean. You know what I mean? Oh..and thanks for joining my hub fans today!
Say what I mean? but I don't wanna! I like making people think and guess lmao
For April Fool's Day I changed my birthday setting on Facebook to tomorrow. I am waiting to see how many birthday wishes I get from people who should know better.
thankfully no he isn't...he's a Navy Corpsman! phew no lawyer here And hmmm I better go call my lawyer to make sure I'm covered for tomorrow
Crazdw, my husband Mark was a US Navy Inlisted. He served on a Nuke Sub as the Sub's Radiomen. He and I have been happy and married for over 25 years and that's no joking!
That is so cool...my Godfather was in the Navy on a sub too. what a small world and he and his wife have been married ...oops I don't know bad me lol
My hubby and I are going on 3 years come this Sept. 22nd
Crazdwriter, I respect your very young age and wish you well in your fairly new relationship. I'm glad my husband and I had a chance to pave the way for you and your family. No kidding! Be well.
by Stacie L 7 years ago
so tomorrow is April Fools Day.and the pranks are coming..watch out!whats the worst prank anyone ever played on you..or you played?
by TheHoleStory 3 years ago
Do you play pranks on people on April Fools Day?
by RKHenry 9 years ago
Just saw this on CNN and thought it would something that would interest everyone.http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/03/24/conf … pstoryviewSo what's the deal? Is this factual?
by Tim Mitchell 16 months ago
Surprise! Did you do an April Fools Day joke or prank today? Are you planning to?I sent out my April Fools day e-cards today. How about you?
by shabarigirish 8 years ago
You fooled someone today or fooled by someone? Write about your most memorable 1st April experience.
by fitmag 5 years ago
What's the best April Fools Day prank you have done (or heard)?
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