LANGUAGE HELP!

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  1. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 8 years ago

    Here is the problem as I understand it.


    Every time my gorple snafs, I think my snagpul gluppers!
    My sniglprop gets fredunkier and snaplifies my nuppers.
    The when I try to splaflafiggle it as I usually do, the jazpofgipple drisloplaes and wrecks my writing too!


    Any advice?

    1. Ohma profile image72
      Ohmaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      The trouble is your fredunkier is out of whack with your nuppers.  Slap them a few times with the splaflafiggle.
      This should correct the alignment between yor freedunkier an nuppers.

      1. earnestshub profile image88
        earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Ohma you are so clever! It works perfectly now! smile

  2. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 8 years ago

    Gee it's getting hard to find help at this time of day!

    1. pinkboxer profile image60
      pinkboxerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Maybe not! Adjust your jazpofgipple,tweak the gorple...what????? I just got lost.lol

      1. earnestshub profile image88
        earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Thank you for that advice! I would never have remembered to tweak the gorple in that way!

  3. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 8 years ago

    I still don't have my jazpofgipple working properly. smile

  4. Cagsil profile image81
    Cagsilposted 8 years ago

    Are you sure or you think?
    I would suggest you replace your sniglprop and while at it, get new nuppers to replace the old ones.
    Well, Einstein always said- insanity is doing the same thing over and over, and expecting to get different results. You continue to use the same tool for jobs it was not intended for, then you are going to end up with a broken tool.

    lol lol lol

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      So what you are suggesting Cags, is that my jazpofgipple is not up to the job and I should change tool?
      Brilliant!
      I am lucky to have good friends here who know their smirfledops form there jazpofgipples!
      Great advice so far! smile

      1. Cagsil profile image81
        Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        lol lol lol

  5. Ohma profile image72
    Ohmaposted 8 years ago

    Earnest I am not sure Cagsil knows his gramidewat from his muginskiloom why are you trusting him?

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Well it's just that when I fitted the new nuppers like he said, my fryzpok immediately turned red and spiflocate the craplick!
      So I thought it may have been good advice. smile

      1. Ohma profile image72
        Ohmaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        As long as it works I just hope the red does not mean that the nuppers are going to implode and take out the spiflocate. that would be a serious problem.

        1. earnestshub profile image88
          earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          As long as I have experts like you to help me Ohma, I feel completely smagfilonic! smile

  6. Daniel Carter profile image75
    Daniel Carterposted 8 years ago

    Hold a a seance and get a medium to find Lewis Carol.
    I'm sure she could besmiggle the feduckifying smirtfligger out of him.

    Maybe that will help.
    wink

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Daniel, thank you for the sage advice, I can see you are an expert on feduckifying, and that is no easy feat!
      Why I had trouble just spelling it!

      You intellectuals use such spogciferous words! smile

      1. profile image61
        logic,commonsenseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        That's easy for you to say! smile

        1. earnestshub profile image88
          earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          lol lol lol .... trust you to come up with the quick one-liner logic!

          Spondalipulous work!  smile

          1. profile image61
            logic,commonsenseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Let's see them put those words in Scripps Spelling Bee! smile

            1. Rochelle Frank profile image96
              Rochelle Frankposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              They are in the Dr. Suess spelling bee.

  7. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 8 years ago

    Spellerizing and wordification are my strong suites! lol

 
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