LANGUAGE HELP!

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   earnestshubposted 14 years ago

   Here is the problem as I understand it.
   
   
   Every time my gorple snafs, I think my snagpul gluppers!
   My sniglprop gets fredunkier and snaplifies my nuppers.
   The when I try to splaflafiggle it as I usually do, the jazpofgipple drisloplaes and wrecks my writing too!
   
   
   Any advice?

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      Ohmaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      The trouble is your fredunkier is out of whack with your nuppers.  Slap them a few times with the splaflafiggle.
      This should correct the alignment between yor freedunkier an nuppers.

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         earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Ohma you are so clever! It works perfectly now!

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   earnestshubposted 14 years ago

   Gee it's getting hard to find help at this time of day!

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      pinkboxerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Maybe not! Adjust your jazpofgipple,tweak the gorple...what????? I just got lost.lol

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         earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Thank you for that advice! I would never have remembered to tweak the gorple in that way!

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   earnestshubposted 14 years ago

   I still don't have my jazpofgipple working properly.

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   Cagsilposted 14 years ago

   Are you sure or you think?
   I would suggest you replace your sniglprop and while at it, get new nuppers to replace the old ones.
   Well, Einstein always said- insanity is doing the same thing over and over, and expecting to get different results. You continue to use the same tool for jobs it was not intended for, then you are going to end up with a broken tool.
   
   

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      earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      So what you are suggesting Cags, is that my jazpofgipple is not up to the job and I should change tool?
      Brilliant!
      I am lucky to have good friends here who know their smirfledops form there jazpofgipples!
      Great advice so far!

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         Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         

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   Ohmaposted 14 years ago

   Earnest I am not sure Cagsil knows his gramidewat from his muginskiloom why are you trusting him?

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      earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Well it's just that when I fitted the new nuppers like he said, my fryzpok immediately turned red and spiflocate the craplick!
      So I thought it may have been good advice.

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         Ohmaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         As long as it works I just hope the red does not mean that the nuppers are going to implode and take out the spiflocate. that would be a serious problem.

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            earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            As long as I have experts like you to help me Ohma, I feel completely smagfilonic!

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   Daniel Carterposted 14 years ago

   Hold a a seance and get a medium to find Lewis Carol.
   I'm sure she could besmiggle the feduckifying smirtfligger out of him.
   
   Maybe that will help.
   

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      earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Daniel, thank you for the sage advice, I can see you are an expert on feduckifying, and that is no easy feat!
      Why I had trouble just spelling it!
      
      You intellectuals use such spogciferous words!

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         logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         That's easy for you to say!

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            earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            .... trust you to come up with the quick one-liner logic!
            
            Spondalipulous work! 

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               logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Let's see them put those words in Scripps Spelling Bee!

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                  Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  They are in the Dr. Suess spelling bee.

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   earnestshubposted 14 years ago

   Spellerizing and wordification are my strong suites!

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