I now own the term "worried by your frongelous facial growth" on google.
If ever there was a more powerful demonstration of ESO mastery, I have yet to see it.
http://www.google.com/search?q=Worried+ … =firefox-a
There are 6 whole results, and I own this term. They are all about me (and DJ and google mapquest driving directions - but mostly me).
All thanks to Eric
ebook on the way. A $100 deposit secures the first copy
Mark, you need to sack your Internet Marketing Coach And Guru!
You don't sell a mere ebook - you offer to charge people $4997 to do it FOR them!
(I'm not kidding, just got pitched today on a conference call that was supposed to be training/support for a project I'm working on - these guys use "the awesome power of Web 2.0" to DOMINATE keywords like "niche ebook business" and "goal-setting for young women". You can engage them to do likewise for your obscure long-tail keyword for a mere $4997.)
My first thought was "My God, I am so in the wrong business ..."
What are you THINKING ...? You are missing the gravy train, big time. With results like yours you could charge SQUILLIONS.
Wow! You definitely own it! Congratulations on the major milestone!
I prostrate myself before thee Mr. Knowles.
This is truly one of the most amazing demonstrations of Search Engine Mastery that I have EVER seen.
Could I please have a slight discount on the EBook, because I'm a bit broke now after investing in 7 new dedicated servers to handle the additional traffic after the mention of my site on your blog ??
But of course, Eric. For you, a mere $99.90.
High praise from both of you. I am now an ESO master
Thanks, and as a master of Esoteric Stupidity Overload, I hope you make a fortune.
BTW - Have you checked out Jimmy The Jock's new hub about you and Misha?
Go there, read my comment, and you'll learn a wonderful Australian word.
Jimmy is awesome. If I wasn't already a member, I would join his fan club again.
What does chunderous mean anyway?
Chunder (v) - to vomit with chunky bits
Immortalised by Men At Work "so you come from the Land Down Under, where women glow and men chunder ...."
Thanks for that Jenny, but I wanted the lazy sod to go and look it up for himself.
I think that we, as Aussies, have a responsibility to educate other hubbers in our wonderful language before it gets totally swamped by all the imported American expressions.
And to tell them of the wondrous creatures that inhabit this great land.
I think I'll do a hub on Drop Bears?
And Jenny - I'm now in even more awe of you, as I see that you are a disciple of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
I also felt the touch of the Noodly Appendage quite some time ago.
And Talk like a Pirate Day is celebrated with reverence in this house.
Lol.....drop bears....lol....haven't heard that in some time!
Oh yes, definitely - see if you can find a video of the Bundy Rum ad featuring the Bundy Bear as a Drop Bear! That was a beauty!
And yes, we are Pastafarians.
Sauce, brother ...
My people are working on it as we speak.
Although, to leverage hubpages' authority and drive MASSIVE traffic it would seem as though I also need a "social networking site."
Judging from the extra emails I am getting now lol
What the internet really needs is another one of those.
I was thinking - "sauce.it.up.com"
Oh, and you both owe me $4,000 each for the ideas I have given you.
I could go on, but that would merely betray my ability to procrastinate even further than I already have ...
Ideas that YOU have given US !!
Nice try, but careful boyo - I've still got lots of people.
And if you don't watch out, I'll send Wayne the Leg Breaker round to pay you a visit.
(Unfortunately he keeps falling over and breaking his leg)
LOL Jenny, good list of domain names to pick for someone who wants to run such a site. You should register them all and then sell $999 a piece
Well, I just bought blog-niche.com so look out for a new networking site as soon as I work that out
Where is Tasmania anyway?
I know there is a high incidence of broken legs, second hand saabs and substandard people there, but that's it I'm afraid.
It is $4,500 now by the way
And as usual, my people outnumber your people.
And have better sunglasses. It's the sun you know.
They are just good friends.
I don't discourage that sort of thing between my people.
It means free people down the line......
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