Make me laugh! Whats your favorite comedy show reference?

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  1. kirstenblog profile image77
    kirstenblogposted 7 years ago

    Witchsmeller: [talking about ordeal by axe] The suspect has his head placed upon a block, and an axe aimed at his neck. If the man is guilty, the axe will bounce off his neck — so we burn him. If the man is not guilty, the axe will simply slice his head off.

    sorry, that one is from blackaddar

  2. kirstenblog profile image77
    kirstenblogposted 7 years ago

    Another Blackaddar jem

    Friar Bellows: Perhaps a motto for our enterprise? "Blessed are the meek..."
    [The rest grumble in disagreement.]
    Friar Bellows: "... for they shall be slaughtered!"
    [The rest cheer and rush for the door.]
    Edmund: But the plan! You've forgotten the plan!
    Sir Wilfred Death: I thought that was the plan!
    Sean, the Irish Bastard: Let's get those meek bastards now!

  3. kirstenblog profile image77
    kirstenblogposted 7 years ago

    Sorry, just have to do one more from Blackaddar

    Blackadder: The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic herd!

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    Toby Hansenposted 7 years ago

    #1
    Knocking on door.
    Henry Crun: Who is it?
    Neddy Seagoon: It's me!
    Henry Crun: But it can't be me. I'm in here!

    #2
    Bluebottle: He's fallen in the water!

    Ah! The Goons. God Bless the BBC!

    1. kirstenblog profile image77
      kirstenblogposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      That first one reminds me of the cheech and chong 'Dave' sketch. It's dave man let me in. Dave's not here man!

      Ahh you are right, the BBC does do a real service in providing great comedy, tho I think some of the older stuff is better.

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        Toby Hansenposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Well, The Goon Show is over 50 years old now! Ying tong iddle i po!

        1. kirstenblog profile image77
          kirstenblogposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          I would probably have to find it on UKTVGold then?

          Sadly I am catching up with all the brilliant british comedies. I love 'The Good Life' tho the last ever episode had me in tears after it had me in stitches of course

  5. Uninvited Writer profile image82
    Uninvited Writerposted 7 years ago

    Can't think of anything right now but I have to say I love Blackadder and BBC comedy shows smile

  6. kirstenblog profile image77
    kirstenblogposted 7 years ago

    Here is one for ya UW smile

    http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs14/f/2007/102/7/9/Blackadder_Tribute_by_Finchley.jpg

  7. kirstenblog profile image77
    kirstenblogposted 7 years ago

    What about this cat-asstrophy?

    http://roberthood.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/cat-tastrophe.jpg

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    Toby Hansenposted 7 years ago

    Hehe. The Goodies did it first, though!

    http://s1.hubimg.com/u/4113884_f248.jpg

    1. kirstenblog profile image77
      kirstenblogposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I actually found mine while doing a search for the goodies. The pic was fuzzy in the browser so I skipped it, wish I hadn't as you posted and it looks good, shucks!

  9. EmpressFelicity profile image73
    EmpressFelicityposted 7 years ago

    If you don't mind radio rather than TV, then how about BBC Radio 4's Old Harry's Game, which is set in Hell?  Andy Hamilton plays Satan, so that will give you an idea of what to expect lol 

    There's a guy on YouTube who has helpfully uploaded vast numbers of old episodes from past series.  This is series 1 episode 1 part 1, which will get you started LOL:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_qtsIgOfU0

  10. kirstenblog profile image77
    kirstenblogposted 7 years ago

    How about a little Young Ones quote?

    Vyvyan: I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover?

    Mike: Drinking heavily the night before.



    Mike: Neil, it is very rare you interest me, but today you have. Why do you keep coming in here, carrying a cake, and saying surprise?

    Neil: It's my birthday.

    Mike: Now you knew that anyway, and we don't care, so where's the surprise?

  11. kirstenblog profile image77
    kirstenblogposted 7 years ago

    I'm so hungry I could eat my own ear wax. And we all know how horrid that is, right kids?

  12. kirstenblog profile image77
    kirstenblogposted 7 years ago

    God, I'm bored. I might as well be listening to Genesis.

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    Toby Hansenposted 7 years ago

    We plant the seeds, nature grows the seeds, we eat the seeds.
    We plant the seeds, nature grows the seeds, we eat the seeds.

    It's all right, Rik. Nobody's on fire!

  14. kirstenblog profile image77
    kirstenblogposted 7 years ago

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/content/images/2007/08/15/adeedmondson_2_396x222.jpg

  15. kirstenblog profile image77
    kirstenblogposted 7 years ago

    Do you know this one?
    http://www.leftlion.co.uk/images/1/image/filthyrichflap400.jpg

  16. kirstenblog profile image77
    kirstenblogposted 7 years ago

    A little Vicar of Dibely is always good too smile

    A nun is taking a bath when someone knocks at the door. She asks who it is, and the person says, "The blind man." So she lets him come into the bathroom. The man enters the room and says, "Nice tits. Where do you want me to put the blinds?"

  17. kirstenblog profile image77
    kirstenblogposted 7 years ago

    David Horton: Dibley can't afford a new window.

    Geraldine: Wait a minute! 'Can't' isn't in the Christian Vocabulary!

    Owen Newitt: Yes it is! You can't commit Adultery, You can't steal...

    Jim Trott: You can't even covet your neighbour's ass. Even if it is very alluring!

  18. timorous profile image84
    timorousposted 7 years ago

    From "The Oscar Wilde sketch", Monty Python's Flying Circus.

    J.M. Whistler: Your highness is also like a stream of bat's piss. [outrage ensues]...it was one of Shaw's...

    G.B. Shaw: What I meant your majesty...what I meant...um..I meant that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.
    [riotous laughter ensues] lol

 
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