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Google, Yahoo and Bing walk into a bar…

  1. paradigmsearch profile image86
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    This is a long shot, but it is worth a try. smile

    The objective is to build a joke or funny story one line at a time.

    If more than one storyline develops, I’m sure the world will be fine with that. Proceed from whatever previous post you wish.

    The first line is:

    Google, Yahoo and Bing walk into a bar…

    1. paradigmsearch profile image86
      paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      HubPages is standing behind the counter polishing a glass...

    2. KeithTax profile image80
      KeithTaxposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Google, Yahoo and Bing walk into a bar…

      Google picks his nose and says,"I know what you want."

      Yahoo says, "I think I know what you want."

      Bing says, "What the hell do you want."

      1. profile image66
        logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        That's the best one yet!

  2. Greek One profile image78
    Greek Oneposted 6 years ago

    as the 3 search engines ignore Greek One sipping on his diet coke.... just like they do to his Hubs online

    1. CMHypno profile image88
      CMHypnoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      But little do the 3 SE's know that Greek One has a bottle of 100% proof moonshine in his pocket, and he is just about to spike their drinks! They will never be able to calculate another algorithm again, after that stuff!

  3. CMHypno profile image88
    CMHypnoposted 6 years ago

    'Are you kids old enough to drink' asks HubPages 'I want some id before I can serve the likes of you'

  4. tritrain profile image74
    tritrainposted 6 years ago

    "So Yahoo says I should be able to drink. I'm the oldest!"

  5. Michael Willis profile image78
    Michael Willisposted 6 years ago

    Bing says, "I will have what Google is having. I'd like to duplicate his order."

    1. tritrain profile image74
      tritrainposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      haha!

      That's classic!

      1. Michael Willis profile image78
        Michael Willisposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        big_smile I figured people would catch that one.

  6. tritrain profile image74
    tritrainposted 6 years ago

    Yahoo says "I don't have any money.  Bing is buying for me!"

  7. Michael Willis profile image78
    Michael Willisposted 6 years ago

    Hubpages then asks," What are you three competitors doing out together?"

    1. CMHypno profile image88
      CMHypnoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Google whispers to HubPages 'Just keep the drinks coming. I'm going to get that pair of no-hoper try hards totally pissed and then obliterate them.'

      1. prettydarkhorse profile image64
        prettydarkhorseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Just follow what I say HubPages and I will give some G loving. Looking at you now, you look good really and you make sense to me. Sorry for dumping you for how how, but things will soon change and you will be the apple of my eyes again.

        1. CMHypno profile image88
          CMHypnoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          'Oh big G!' says HubPages mistily 'I've tried soooo hard to change for you! But hunny you keep changing your mind. Just tell me what I need to do to keep you loving me? Anything, I'll give up anything for a bit of hot G love, even Misha's backlinks and Ryan's Amazon capsules!'

          1. paradigmsearch profile image86
            paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            lol lol lol

  8. Michael Willis profile image78
    Michael Willisposted 6 years ago

    Yahoo leans over to Bing and says in a whisper,"Listen to Google, he thinks he is Top dog with all the Answers. Ha, that is my category!"

  9. CMHypno profile image88
    CMHypnoposted 6 years ago

    Bing meanwhile was sulking in a corner with his orangeade, which was all that HubPages would serve him. Why did everyone want Google love? Bing wanted some hot love too, and he wanted it now!

    The eyes of Bing turned to Greek One carefully nursing his diet coke, and planning on how he was going to invest his 2c Adsense earnings.  Maybe here was an opportunity to get some hub love, one hubber at a time!

  10. tritrain profile image74
    tritrainposted 6 years ago

    Meanwhile, AOL walks in and wonders why nobody cares about him.

    1. paradigmsearch profile image86
      paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Ask comes out of the backroom. Their eyes lock…

      1. Michael Willis profile image78
        Michael Willisposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        AOL stands boldly and tells the Big 3 "Alta Vista Baby...I'll be back!"  Google laughs and asks..."what have you been searching? You are acting a little "googlely-eyed? Have you been binged in the head?"

  11. WryLilt profile image88
    WryLiltposted 6 years ago

    Altavista sneaks in the door.

    Hubpages turns and whispers to him "You no longer exist. You must be from an alternate reality. Go out the back door before Yahoo sees you."

    1. Michael Willis profile image78
      Michael Willisposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      "Yeah, Dogpile is out back. Why don't you go Crawl it?"

      1. frogdropping profile image83
        frogdroppingposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        "You playing it funny HubPages? Cos I don't like funny. If it ain't built like an Amazon then it don't even blip on my radar" Google drawled.

  12. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    Google asks HubPages if he knows where to find something a "little stronger, if you know what I mean"  also "do you have anyone out back I might like?"

    1. Michael Willis profile image78
      Michael Willisposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      "Ask Jeeves, might be able to hook you up with a HotBot."

      1. LOT2DO profile image59
        LOT2DOposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Google.co.in says I am alright big_smile

  13. profile image66
    logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago

    "Then I'll just do the Cha Cha", Hubpages replies.

    1. CMHypno profile image88
      CMHypnoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      'Hang while I put 'Dock of the e-Bay' on the jukebox' says Google, 'and then we can dance real slow!'

  14. paradigmsearch profile image86
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    SEC and FTC walk in the front door arm-in-arm…

    1. tritrain profile image74
      tritrainposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      The the 'Search Engines' yell in unison; "Don't mess with our Neutrality!"

      Then the bar erupts in chaos.

  15. Dick Rowland profile image60
    Dick Rowlandposted 6 years ago

    Yahoo says. "Would you guys be quiet? There's a guy from the IRS in the corner trying to find his next customer by searching through his INDEX CARDS!!"

 
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