Google, Yahoo and Bing walk into a bar…

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   paradigmsearchposted 14 years ago

   This is a long shot, but it is worth a try.
   
   The objective is to build a joke or funny story one line at a time.
   
   If more than one storyline develops, I’m sure the world will be fine with that. Proceed from whatever previous post you wish.
   
   The first line is:
   
   Google, Yahoo and Bing walk into a bar…

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      paradigmsearchposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      HubPages is standing behind the counter polishing a glass...

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      KeithTaxposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Google, Yahoo and Bing walk into a bar…
      
      Google picks his nose and says,"I know what you want."
      
      Yahoo says, "I think I know what you want."
      
      Bing says, "What the hell do you want."

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         logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         That's the best one yet!

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   Greek Oneposted 14 years ago

   as the 3 search engines ignore Greek One sipping on his diet coke.... just like they do to his Hubs online

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      CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      But little do the 3 SE's know that Greek One has a bottle of 100% proof moonshine in his pocket, and he is just about to spike their drinks! They will never be able to calculate another algorithm again, after that stuff!

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   CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

   'Are you kids old enough to drink' asks HubPages 'I want some id before I can serve the likes of you'

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   tritrainposted 14 years ago

   "So Yahoo says I should be able to drink. I'm the oldest!"

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   Michael Willisposted 14 years ago

   Bing says, "I will have what Google is having. I'd like to duplicate his order."

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      tritrainposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      haha!
      
      That's classic!

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         Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         I figured people would catch that one.

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   tritrainposted 14 years ago

   Yahoo says "I don't have any money.  Bing is buying for me!"

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   Michael Willisposted 14 years ago

   Hubpages then asks," What are you three competitors doing out together?"

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      CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Google whispers to HubPages 'Just keep the drinks coming. I'm going to get that pair of no-hoper try hards totally pissed and then obliterate them.'

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         prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Just follow what I say HubPages and I will give some G loving. Looking at you now, you look good really and you make sense to me. Sorry for dumping you for how how, but things will soon change and you will be the apple of my eyes again.

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            CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            'Oh big G!' says HubPages mistily 'I've tried soooo hard to change for you! But hunny you keep changing your mind. Just tell me what I need to do to keep you loving me? Anything, I'll give up anything for a bit of hot G love, even Misha's backlinks and Ryan's Amazon capsules!'

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               paradigmsearchposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               

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   Michael Willisposted 14 years ago

   Yahoo leans over to Bing and says in a whisper,"Listen to Google, he thinks he is Top dog with all the Answers. Ha, that is my category!"

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   CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

   Bing meanwhile was sulking in a corner with his orangeade, which was all that HubPages would serve him. Why did everyone want Google love? Bing wanted some hot love too, and he wanted it now!
   
   The eyes of Bing turned to Greek One carefully nursing his diet coke, and planning on how he was going to invest his 2c Adsense earnings.  Maybe here was an opportunity to get some hub love, one hubber at a time!

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    tritrainposted 14 years ago

    Meanwhile, AOL walks in and wonders why nobody cares about him.

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       paradigmsearchposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Ask comes out of the backroom. Their eyes lock…

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          Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          AOL stands boldly and tells the Big 3 "Alta Vista Baby...I'll be back!"  Google laughs and asks..."what have you been searching? You are acting a little "googlely-eyed? Have you been binged in the head?"

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    WryLiltposted 14 years ago

    Altavista sneaks in the door.
    
    Hubpages turns and whispers to him "You no longer exist. You must be from an alternate reality. Go out the back door before Yahoo sees you."

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       Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       "Yeah, Dogpile is out back. Why don't you go Crawl it?"

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          frogdroppingposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          "You playing it funny HubPages? Cos I don't like funny. If it ain't built like an Amazon then it don't even blip on my radar" Google drawled.

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    Google asks HubPages if he knows where to find something a "little stronger, if you know what I mean"  also "do you have anyone out back I might like?"

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       Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       "Ask Jeeves, might be able to hook you up with a HotBot."

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          LOT2DOposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Google.co.in says I am alright

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    logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

    "Then I'll just do the Cha Cha", Hubpages replies.

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       CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       'Hang while I put 'Dock of the e-Bay' on the jukebox' says Google, 'and then we can dance real slow!'

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    paradigmsearchposted 14 years ago

    SEC and FTC walk in the front door arm-in-arm…

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       tritrainposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       The the 'Search Engines' yell in unison; "Don't mess with our Neutrality!"
       
       Then the bar erupts in chaos.

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    Dick Rowlandposted 14 years ago

    Yahoo says. "Would you guys be quiet? There's a guy from the IRS in the corner trying to find his next customer by searching through his INDEX CARDS!!"

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