A recently divorced woman walking on the beach, spots an old lamp. She picks it up, says, "What they heck, why not?" and rubs it. Sure enough, out pops a Genie.
The Genie says, "I'll grant you 3 wishes, but you must remember, whatever you wish for, your ex-husband will get double."
This stumps the woman for a moment, then she wishes for a million dollars.
"Oh, darn..but now that means my ex has 2 million, doesn't it?!" The Genie nods his assent.
She thinks for few more moments, then wishes for a pound of precious jewels.
"Oh, NO! I've done it again, haven't I?" She asks the Genie, who again nods.
The woman goes silent for a few more moments, then says, I've got it! And she tells the Genie,
"For my final wish, I want you to scare me half to death!"
Lizzy, here's another genie joke...
Three Guys, A Genie, And A Cliff
Three guys are walking through the woods and they find a
genie sitting by a cliff. The genie says "I will grant
you each one wish, all you have to do is say what you want
and jump off the cliff".
The first guy goes to the edge, yells "Money" and jumps
off, he lands in a humongous pile of money.
The second guy gets up and yells "Women", he lands among
hundreds of women.
The third guy, who is pretty excited now, gets to the edge
of the cliff, trips and yells, "Sh*t!!!!"
Since I live on an island, here is another genie joke...
There were three men stranded on an island. They had been there for a very long time, when one morning a magic lamp washed upon the shore.
The men saw it and picked it up. The men rubbed the lamp and a genie popped appeared. After the genie rose up he granted the men one wish each.
The first man thought about his wish and made it count. After thinking the man finally said, "I wish I was back at home." Then poof, he disappeared.
The second man thought long and hard about his wish. Finally the man said, "I wish I was at home with my family." Then poof, he vanished.
The last wish went to the last man on the island. He looked around and felt very lonely. It took a while to think of a good wish and finally an idea came into his mind.
The third man said, "I wish that my two best friends were on this island with me," and poof, the two other men appeared on the island again.
Lizzy, another genie joke for you...
A man and an ostrich walk into a restaurant. The waitress asks, "What will it be?"
The man replied "a burger and a coke." "And you?" "I'll have the same," the ostrich replies. They finish their meal and pay. "That will be $4.50," The man reached into his pocket and pulled out the exact amount. They do this every day till Fri.
"The usual?" she asked. "No, today is Friday. I'll have steak and a coke."
"Me too." says the ostrich. They finish and pay. "That will be $10.95"
The man reached in and pulls out the exact amount again just like all week.
The waitress was dumb-founded. "How is it that you always have the exact amount?"
"Well," says the man. "I was cleaning my attic and I found a dusty lamp. I rubbed it and a genie appeared." Wow!" said the waitress. "What did you wish for?"
"I asked that when I needed to pay for something, the exact amount would appear in my pocket." "Amazing! Most people would ask for a million dollars. But what's with the ostrich?" "Well," said the man. "I also asked for a chick with long legs."
by jaydawg808 5 years ago
What would your 3 wishes be if a genie granted them?Nothing dumb like "infinite or unlimited wishes," but what would you really wish for?
by Damodar Bashyal 6 years ago
What would be your one wish?You were going through your old items in your garage and you found an ancient dusty lamp. You started to clean the lamp and genie appears and says "Thanks for freeing me after many years, I have power to fulfill one of your wishes. So, think and let me know your...
by ClancyTheAmazon 6 years ago
A Genie Appears And You Have Three Wish's..What Would They Be?If You Had The Chance Would The Three You Choose Be Your Dreams Or Aspirations? Would You Regret Any Of Them Bc You Cant Take Them Back..It Would Be Interesting To See What Everyone Has To Say!
by buckly 9 months ago
If you could make one wish, what would it be? (and don't give me any world peace answers, because you'd be lying
by jay2jay 7 years ago
If you were to be given one wish, what would it be?
by Don Ship 7 years ago
what would you want?
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