OKAY, we all have been taking stabs at each other over a number of forums now, so let's make this one a little fun if possible. So let's see how many jokes along the lines of redneck jokes we can make on green jobs.
If you scoop up poop in the elephant habitat at the Bronx zoo, you might have a green job.
YOU MIGHT HAVE A GREEN JOB IF ....
your company is in the red and the only Greand tn is in the companies title
Green Jobs- like Joan Rivers face- we know its mostly fake but no one mentions it
Green jobs are like man-made Global warming- fake and over exaggerated.
Your kids lemonade stand is considered a green job because she uses green cups
You might be in a green job if two weeks ago your job didnt exist and will be gone in less than a year.
ObamasGreen jobs - where you cant spread the manure thick enough.
Green jobs
The new Green Jobs czar should be Harry Houdinni- maybe he can make some Green jobs materialize.
Green jobs are like a screen doors on a submarines sure they look nice but-what do they really do.
The only Green job holders are in army green fatigues.
Green jobs- does the Geico lizard count?
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If you're homeless and get your crack money by recycling... You might have a green job
If you are a contract-killer, you might have a green job.
I have no idea where that came from, but it's true. Every human death is a benefit to the environment. I'm going to tack a here so all know I'm not vested in this.
by lady_love158 14 years ago
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articl … 09162.htmlObama wants oil to rise in price and he is succeding! The hope is he will create demand for green energy and consequently a green economy with green jobs! Except everywhere this has been tried it has failed miserably but it has succeeded at...
by TomC35 14 years ago
Examiner is doing the same.There are many people out there seriously searching for jobs, real jobs. They do not have time to sift through tons of fake ads, and though HP and Examiner are real websites, they do not offer real jobs. You might make some money off of them, but even they...
by kirstenblog 14 years ago
Seems to me the biggest aim of the tea party is a smaller government, right?Well now how does that work then? I have always thought that folks want the government to be hands off when it comes to them. When it comes to those that they don't approve of, well why the hell isn't the government doing...
by Susan Reid 12 years ago
If you believe in America, if you believe anything is possible if you wish hard enough and word hard enough, don't wait around for the next employment report. It's not going to be good. They don't want it to be good!Don't wait around for "them" to lift you up or help you out. What if they...
by Rosemary Amrhein 14 years ago
Let's hear it!
by Grace Marguerite Williams 7 years ago
obtaining employment for a recent college graduate? Many job counselors indicate that it takes AT LEAST SIX MONTHS between graduating from college and finding a reasonable job. Many recent college graduates want to rest before pursuing any type of employment. Others want to...
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