You Might Have a Green Job

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   American Viewposted 6 years ago

   OKAY, we all have been taking stabs at each other over a number of forums now, so let's make this one a little fun if possible. So let's see how many jokes along the lines of redneck jokes we can make on green jobs.
   
   If you scoop up poop in the elephant habitat at the Bronx zoo, you might have a green job.

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      tom hellertposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      YOU MIGHT HAVE A GREEN JOB IF ....
      
      
      your company is in the red and the only Greand tn is in the companies title
      
      Green Jobs- like Joan Rivers face- we know its mostly fake but no one mentions  it
      
      Green jobs are like man-made Global warming- fake and over exaggerated.
      
      Your kids lemonade stand is considered a green job because she uses green cups
      
      You might be in a green job if two weeks ago your job didnt exist and will be gone in less than a year.
      
      ObamasGreen jobs - where you cant spread the manure thick enough.
      
      Green jobs
      The new Green Jobs czar should be Harry Houdinni- maybe he can make some Green jobs materialize.
      
      Green jobs are like a screen doors on a submarines sure they look nice but-what do they really do.
      
      The only Green job holders are in army green fatigues.
      
      Green jobs- does the Geico lizard count?
      
      th

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   eternals3ptemberposted 6 years ago

   If you're homeless and get your crack money by recycling... You might have a green job

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   paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

   If you are a contract-killer, you might have a green job.
   
   I have no idea where that came from, but it's true. Every human death is a benefit to the environment. I'm going to tack a here so all know I'm not vested in this.

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      Kathryn LJposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Unless they're cremated in a smokeless zone

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      American Viewposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      LMAO

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         Kathryn LJposted 6 years agoin reply to this

         Glad I brightened your day

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