The Top Ten Things your child's teacher laughs about but will NEVER tell you!
The Top Ten Things the teacher laughs about ,but will NEVER tell you!
1) If you drop your child off at school after you just gave them the third degree and cussed them out (guess what) you have just messed up their WHOLE day (and ours) and now we have to deal with their bad mood the entire day.
2) If we say pick your child up at 3:00p.m. don't stroll in at 4:00 everyday and gives us the same excuse that your car ran out of gas (we haves lives too!)
3) PLEASE don't ask your child to ask the TEACHER to lend them $2.00 for the school bake sale and you will give it back on TUESDAY(We usually don't carry that much cash)
4) If you tell your child to pack his or her own lunch...please supervise them because a family size bag of HOT CHEETOS, A HUGGIE,and TASTY CAKES don't count as a balanced diet.
5) If you drop your child off at school..please leave the mini skirt, stilletto heels, and pink hair at home..your coming to a school not a bar.(You wonder why the kids act like they have no sense)
6) Please don't stand us up on report card day and then walk in 4 WEEKS LATER without an appointment demanding to see the teacher.
7) If you give us two emergency contact phone numbers please PAY YOUR BILL so when we need to reach you your CRICKET phone isn't disconnected.
8) If your child is FAILING in all his major subjects are you REALLY still taking him to football practice?
9) If you think your daughter needs a manicure..please get a kiddiecure...your child should not be in FIRST GRADE with a full set of bright pink nails with diamonds on the tips.
10) If your child has a SCIENCE project or reasearch paper, PLEASE let the child complete the project.(Guess what... we can tell when a CHILD does the project and when the PARENT completed the whole thing for them)
*I always say if people knew what teachers see everyday and what we go through parents might appreciate us a little more...,however, if you never say thank you to a teacher..thanks for all the laughs!!!! WE get paid in laughter bucks!!!!! I love my job!!!!
Faithbuilder23-teacher for five years
