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Juice Pomegranate Marketing

Updated on March 4, 2012


Literally thousands of web sites on the Interweb offer figuratively miraculous results to be achieved by simply partaking of the luscious pomegranate fruit. Juice Pomegranate Marketing appears to be a growth industry from Nigeria to Norwalk. Herein we examine a snippet of the marketing strategies devised by enterprising people proffering pomegranate.

Miracles of the Juice, Pomegranate
Miracles of the Juice, Pomegranate

Juice Pomegranate Marketing Weight Loss

Our first stop on the Juice Pomegranate Marketing gravy train is the weight loss strategy.

A dollop of science is necessary

One pound of human fat, whether it's in the head of a host from The View or on the hips of a sane person, represents about 3500 calories. Given that the majority of weight loss aficionados yearn to shed fat, an additional daily 'burn' of 3500 calories worth of energy is necessary to drop one pound.

Referring to the attached advertisement, we calculate that this miracle product provides a weight loss of about 1 pound per day over the span of one month. By comparison, walking or running one mile burns about 100 calories: 3500 calories would take you 35 miles. A marathon is 26.2 miles.

Juice Pomegranate Marketing
Juice Pomegranate Marketing

Juice Pomegranate Buzzwords and Pricing

Our Juice Pomegranate survey continues with a trip back top school. Walk into Marketing 101 at Any College USA. Sit down, open your notebook, turn off your cell phone, swallow that gum.

The first thing you'll learn: people want a bargain. To that end, Juice Pomegranate Marketing strategies often include a dramatic discount. The second-best teaser ad in the history of marketing is "some huge percentage off". Logic steps in, asking the begged question: 70% of what?

Forgive the math analogy, but advertising anything at 70% off is akin to studying the equation:

a + b = c

and working to solve for a and b. It can't be done.

Resveratrol Rocks the Pomegranate

No self-respecting Juice Pomegranate Marketing program lacks a catchy buzzword. Marketing savants ponder innumerable polysyllabic permutations intended to convey an image of positive results (think Levitra) while sounding slightly technical and sciency. Resveratrol, sounding like something magical that might reverse the aging process, belongs to a class of polyphenolic compounds known to scientists as stilbenes. We commoners know it as an anti-oxidant. Anti-oxidants cruise through the body and battle with free radicals to protect cells and DNA. Resveratrol has been shown to reverse some aging processes in middle-aged mice. Seriously. Skilled copywriters spin rodent-based lab results into a vague filmy semi-transparent allusion to a fountain of youth for human beings. Some Pomegranate-based products include Resveratrol as an adjunct. Resveratrol occurs naturally in grape skins, blueberries, bilberries, and cranberries.

Pomegranate Trees produce Pomegranate Juice
Pomegranate Trees produce Pomegranate Juice

Do It Yourself Juice, from Pomegranate Trees

Eliminate the middleman by planting a row of pomegranate trees in your south 40. Save yourself a trip to Sam's Club for gallons of pomegranate juice, which may or may not contain Resveratrol. Originating in ancient Persia, the trees thrive in a hot dry climates and are OK with being pretty much ignored. Spanish explorers and settlers are cedited with They can be over-watered and they do like being pruned a little bit. Fruit is produced annually. Surprisingly, this miracle plant sometimes ends up as an ornamental device despite its apocryphal nutritional value.

Pomegranate Tree Variants include:

  • Bedana

  • Kandhari

  • Alandi

  • Dholka

  • Kabul

  • Muscat Red

  • Paper Shell

  • Poona

  • Spanish Ruby

  • Vellodu

  • Muscat White

  • Wonderful

Pommy trees typically self-pollinate or rely on insects to transfer pollen. They can be bagged to encourage self-pollination; expect a fruit set rate of about 50%.


Many opportunities for Juice Pomegranate Marketing exist, both online and in the real world. The fruit, the juice, and the flora all present a wide range of options in entrepreneurship.


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