The Amazing Locust
The Amazing Locust - Friend or Foe
Since ancient times, locust plagues have been viewed as one of the most spectacular events in nature. In seemingly spontaneous fashion, as many as 10 billion critters can suddenly swarm the air and carpet the ground, blazing destructive paths that bring starvation and economic ruin. What makes them do it?
I call them amazing because although they are destructive and, yes, ugly, they are also useful. First let's see how destructive they really are.
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Travels in Arabia Deserta: Volume 1 - by: Charles Montagu Doughty
Writing in Travels in Arabia Deserta, Charles M. Doughty describes a locust invasion:
"The clouds of the second locust brood . . . wreathing and flickering as motes in the sunbeam, flew over us for some days, thick as rain, from near the soil to great height in the atmosphere. They alight as birds, letting down their long shanks to the ground; these invaded the booths, and for blind hunger, even bit our shins, as we sat at coffee. They are borne freely flying at the wind's list, as in the Psalms, 'I am tossed up and down as the locust.' . . . "
It is wonderful to learn about the Peraea; Ammon and Moab and Moslem friends and travel along with Charles M. Doughty in the Arabea Desert.
Travels in Arabia Deserta: Volume 2 - by: Charles Montagu Doughty
"The children bring in gathered locusts, broached upon a twig, and the nomads toast them on the coals; then plucking the scorched members, they break away the head, and the insect body which remains is good meat; but not of these latter swarms, born in time of the dried-up herbiage."
Learn about the hospitable goodness of the nomad.
Travels in Arabia Deserta - by Charles M. Doughty
A plague of locusts is a devastating natural disaster. These infestations have been feared and revered throughout history. Unfortunately, they still wreak havoc today.
LOCUSTS CROSS THE ATLANTIC - How did they fly all the way across the ocean?
Using DNA evidence, researchers have reconstructed the relationships among insects of the genus Schistocerca, a diverse group of locust species found throughout the Americas, Africa, and Asia.
"Our results show that the first Schistocerca species was the African desert locust," said Nathan Lovejoy, an assistant professor at the University of Toronto at Scarborough in Canada.
"This suggests that Schistocerca originated in Africa and somehow dispersed across the Atlantic."
But how did the locusts get all the way across the ocean?
"Swarms take flight during the day, increasing the possibility that thermal updrafts will carry the insects to high altitudes where they can be transported by fast-moving, upper-level wind currents," Lovejoy said.
We know locusts simply don't have enough stored fat to sustain flight long enough to cross the Atlantic.
One possibility is that among the many millions of swarming locust were a few truly exceptional insects with sufficient fat stores to somehow survive the trip.
In October 1988 a swarm of desert locust crossed the Atlantic travelling from Africa to the Caribbean. Island residents said the locusts were flying in huge swarms and came in multiple waves, apparently ruling out this "few lucky individuals" hypothesis.
RAFTS OF THE DEAD - Or is this the way they crossed the ocean?
Another possibility is that locusts flying at the front of the swarm may have become exhausted and died in the ocean, forming floating rafts of dead insects. Other members of the swarm could have landed on these rafts.
"Locusts are quite cannibalistic, so it seems very likely that they could have fed upon the corpses below, thereby obtaining enough energy to sustain additional flight," said Greg Sword, a research ecologist with the U.S. Department of Agriculture.
Because a single swarm can contain billions of locusts, it could create a series of "rafts of the dead" and still contain enough live insects to reach the Americas in large numbers.
Greg interviewed people in Barbados who said they saw piles of locusts washing up on beaches for days in 1988, consistent with the idea that the surviving locust could have rested on such rafts.
Although it seems extraordinary, this is perhaps the most likely hypothesis" to explain how the locusts could cross the Atlantic.
LOCUSTS In the Bible - Mentioned many times!
As a student of the Bible, I found it interesting that the locust is mentioned so many times therein.
Of the several Hebrew words rendered "locust," 'ar-beh' appears most frequently and is understood to refer to the migratory locust, the insect in its fully developed, winged stage. (Le 11:22,) The Hebrew word 'ye-leq' refers to the creeping, wingless locust, that is, one that is at an immature stage of development. (Ps 105:34 ; Joel 1:4) The Hebrew term 'sol-am' (edible locust) possibly refers to a leaper and not a flier. (Le 11:22) A locust swarm is denoted by the Hebrew term 'goh-vai'. (Am 7:1) The Greek word 'a-kris' is rendered 'insect locust' and 'locust.'-Mt 3:4; Re 9:7.
The locust is equipped with two pairs of wings, four walking legs, and two much longer leaper legs with broad thighs. The wide, transparent back wings, when not in use, lie folded under the thick membranous front wings. By means of its leaper legs, the insect is able to jump many times the length of its body. (See Job 39:20.)
In Scripture the locust is at times used to represent innumerableness.-Jg 6:5; 7:12; Jer 46:23; Na 3:15,Â 17.
A CLEAN FOOD
The Law designated locusts as clean for food. (Le 11:21,Â 22) John the Baptizer, in fact, subsisted on insect locusts and honey. (Mt 3:4)
Today locusts are eaten by some Arabs. After having the head, legs, and wings removed, the locusts are dropped into meal and fried in oil or butter. These insects are said to taste something like shrimp or crab and are rich in protein; desert locusts, according to an analysis made at Jerusalem, consist of 75 percent protein. (It would take a lot of persuading before I would eat insects directly.)
In Bible times a locust plague was a severe calamity and, on occasion, an expression of God's judgment, as was the eighth plague on ancient Egypt. (Ex 10:4-6, 12-19; De 28:38; 1Ki 8:37; 2Ch 6:28; Ps 78:46; 105:34)
Locusts, brought by the wind, arrive suddenly, but the sound of their coming, compared in Scripture to that of chariots and of a fire consuming stubble (Joe 1:4), can, it is said, be heard at a distance of about 10 km (6 mi).The following Biblical description of a locust plague is no exaggeration: "As with the rumble of chariots they leap on the mountaintops; as with the crackling of a fiery flame devouring stubble; like a mighty people arrayed for battle. Before them peoples are in torment, every face blanches. They assault the city, they run upon the wall, they climb into the houses; in at the windows they come like thieves. Before them the earth trembles, the heavens shake; the sun and the moon are darkened, and the stars withhold their brightness." -Joel 2:5, 6, 9, 10, (New American Bible)
Their flight is largely dependent on the wind, which, when favorable, enables them to cover many kilometers. Locust swarms have even been seen by persons at sea more than 1,600 km (1,000 mi) from land. Unfavorable winds, though, can drive them into the water to their death. (Ex 10:13,Â 19)
An invasion of locusts can transform a land from a paradise-like state into a wilderness, for their appetite is voracious. (Joel 2:3)
WITHOUT A LEADER THEY MARCH
A swarm of locusts progresses like a well-organized, disciplined fighting force, but without king or leader, this testifying to their instinctive wisdom. (Pr 30:24,Â 27)
Even though many perish, the onslaught continues. Fires built to check their advance are extinguished by the bodies of the dead locusts. Water-filled ditches are of no avail in impeding their progress, for these likewise become filled with their dead bodies and they march on. (Joel 2:7-9)
Research indicates that the life span of the locust is between four and six months. Appropriately, therefore, the symbolic locusts of Revelation 9:5 are said to torment men for five months, or what would commonly be their full life span.
When describing Assyria's military men, Nahum 3:16 mentions the locust's stripping off of its skin. The locust sheds its skin five times to reach adult size.
At Nahum 3:17 the Assyrian guardsmen and recruiting officers are compared to locusts that camp in stone pens during a cold day but flee when the sun shines forth. The allusion here may be to the fact that cold weather makes the insects numb, causing them to hide in the crevices of walls until such time as they are warmed by the sun's rays, after which they fly away. It is reported that not until their bodies reach about 21Â° C. (70Â° F.) can locusts fly.
Marauding Locusts - Infestations
Locusts are insects small in themselves, but when they migrate in a swarm they are mighty for their numerousness as a group, a united band. So numerous are they that their swarm will cover square miles of area, and they fly along with a roaring noise like a cataract. They literally darken the heavens and cast a great shadow upon the ground.
The life cycle of the locust (schistocerca [or split-tailed] gregaria) is about six months. So for that length of time the locust can do damage. On earth the locusts, with no visible king, move in bands and maintain a unity of action necessary for survival.
Swarm in Cancun, Mexico - Sept. 2006
NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC NEWS REPORT
It hasn't yet reached biblical proportions, but the plague of locusts currently infesting the Mexican resort town of CancÃºn has some residents looking to the heavens for help.
Clouds of hungry hoppers have been swarming the area for three weeks, devouring 2,500 acres (1,000 hectares) of outlying farmland and making a simple walk in the country slow going for four-year-old Diana Rubi Pech Dzu (pictured).
Nearly a year ago, Mexico's YucatÃ¡n Peninsula was ravaged by Hurricane Wilma, a Category Three storm that wrought hundreds of millions of U.S. dollars in damage to the resort-rich state of Quintana Roo (see Mexico map).
This year it's the lack of hurricanes that's part of the problem, as hot weather has sparked a heavy breeding season for locusts but none of the windy storms that help keep the bugs at bay.
Now local officials are taking on a war footing to tackle the threat, dispatching squads armed with motorized pesticide pumps to conduct nightly raids on the insects as they rest in the fields.
"It is a war, effectively," German Parra, a local agriculture official, told the Reuters news agency.
And with no tropical storms in sight, there's little hope that his forces will get any backup from above.
"We hope that God will take pity on us and help us," Parra said.
How locusts perceive the signal to swarm.
Watch this video. It's not for the faint of heart.
Other Interesting Facts About Locusts
Photo contributed by:Will Borden
How would you like to see this monster looking in the window at you? Really it is only a grasshopper! Once we know that, we are not afraid.
Locusts are related to grasshoppers and the two insects look similar. However, locust behavior can be something else entirely. Locusts are sometimes solitary insects with lifestyles much like grasshoppers. But locusts have another behavioral phase called the "gregarious" phase. When environmental conditions produce many green plants and promote breeding, locusts can congregate into thick, mobile, ravenous swarms.
Locust swarms devastate crops and cause major agricultural damage and attendant human misery-famine and starvation. They occur in many parts of the world, but today locusts are most destructive in sustenance farming regions of Africa.
The desert locust is notorious. Found in Africa, the Middle East, and Asia, they inhabit some 60 countries and can cover one-fifth of Earth's land surface. Desert locust plagues may threaten the economic livelihood of one-tenth of the world's humans.
A desert locust swarm can be 460 square miles (1,200 square kilometers) in size and pack between 40 and 80 million locusts into less than half a square mile (one square kilometer).Each locust can eat its weight in plants each day, so a swarm of such size would eat 423 million pounds (192 million kilograms) of plants every day.
A single migratory locust consumes its own body weight in food in a day; that is proportionately 60 to 100 times as much as a human consumes. They eat not only greenery but also linen, wool, silk, and leather, not even sparing the varnish on the furniture as they penetrate the houses. The daily food consumption of a large swarm has been estimated as equaling that of a million and a half men.
Like the individual locust , swarms are typically in motion and can cover vast distances. In 1954, a swarm flew from northwest Africa to Great Britain. In 1988, another made the lengthy trek from West Africa to the Caribbean.
2008 - Not under control yet.
Locust reports increase in NSW and Victoria
By Bruce Reynolds
Landholders in central and southern New South Wales and northern Victoria have been urged to keep reporting plague locusts outbreaks.
In New South Wales there have now been around 700 confirmed sighting of the pest.
Landholders across New South Wales have heard the call and reported bands of locusts on their properties.
More than 1,000 landholders have now reported the insect pest on their properties.
While the heaviest infestations are in the south of the state, around the Riverina, there have been widespread outbreaks in central parts of the state.
2009 Report - Good advice for the farmers
Read what advice is given to the farmers. It sounds to me as though, if this is not followed, Nebraska could have a full scaled plague on their hands/lands.
From: The Grant Tribune Sentinel.
Heavy grasshopper presence means caution for winter wheat planting. Even with rain in some areas of the state this summer, grasshopper activity has been very high in many parts of Nebraska. With upcoming winter wheat ...
Videos of Locust Plagues - Not for the faint of heart!
TWO SOLUTIONS OFFERED - UN
MANY EXPERIMENTS ARE BEING CONDUCTED
Keen to find an effective way of controlling locust swarms, such as those that are currently plaguing large regions of Africa, The UN Food and Agriculture Organisation has tested a chemical that stops the insects from synthesising a chemical found in their hard outer shell. In principle, such a technique would prevent juvenile locusts from developing a new coat after they discard their first one in the process of moulting.
CSIRO - AN ORGANIC SOLUTION (Green Guard)
There have been increasing constraints on use of insecticides in areas of endangered or vulnerable species, waterways, school bus routes, farm dams, residential areas and organic production areas. As a result CSIRO has developed "Green Guard" Metarhizium fungus, an alternative biological control method that occurs naturally in the Australian environment. Spores are suspended in mineral or vegetable oil and sprayed onto pastures or crops and are harmless to all organisms other than locusts and grasshoppers.
What is your opinion? - DDT?
Interesting research has come out citing a link between the brain chemical serotonin and forming locust gangs.
Malcolm Burrows states that giving the locust serotonin transforms them within a couple of hours. The creature changes color and then searches out other locusts accumulating gangs of millions. This research is being regarded as a breakthrough in sorts as a way to stop the formation of these destructive gangs.
And then there are those who say, "Petroleum, DDT, just kill them any way you can! "
Should we be messing with nature?
Those Amazing Locusts
Are they actually good for something?
In Saudi Arabia, it is considered a delicacy, and fetches up to 200 US Dollars per kilogram! However, because of heavy use of pesticides to spray the swarms, eating them may be unsafe in such areas. While the government in Yemen is preparing to fight the swarms, the Yemenis are welcoming the locusts in order to eat them! Whether roasted, salted or boiled, they are an eagerly awaited delicacy over there.
Deep-fried locust anyone? - An answer to our looming food crisis?
It's time insects were seen as another source of protein. The problem is how to make them desirable.
As with gingerbread men and gummy bears, the dilemma when served a locust is whether to begin eating it head or legs first. I think I would choose to start with the six little legs (I'd need to fold them in a bit because they would no doubt tend to trail out of the mouth otherwise), then the abdomen and finally (gulp) the head. Crunch, crunch, swallow. Think: bbq prawns, but unshelled.
I'll be honest, deep-fried locust is not the most delicious snack I've ever imagined having. But on a long road trip through Cambodia, it would be cheap, filling and tasty enough - more than can be said for most motorway service station food in Britain and less frightening than other menu options in the region. Goat-scrotum hotpot, anyone?
In south-east Asia, insects are an important part of the daily diet for millions of people. Crickets, cockroaches, locusts and other bugs and grubs are sold across the region by roadside vendors and in smart restaurants. They are harvested commercially and by home producers, providing vital income for struggling farmers. Often, insects are the only source of income for women earners, who rig polythene awnings above a fluorescent tube-light to trap flying insects after dark.
Insects are plentiful, multiply and grow to adulthood rapidly and require little food to sustain them. They are the perfect source of protein. As countries in the west and developing world wake up to the looming threat of food shortages, it's time that governments seriously considered an alternative source of protein. Could insects provide food security for the coming centuries?
Interestingly enough, as far back as 2008, scientists from around the world convened in Thailand for a United Nations convention to discuss offsetting rising meat consumption with insects.
Grasshopper tacos and cicada ice cream - create a buzz
According to a report from Relaxnews "restaurateurs in the US have been spreading their wings recently, selling insect-inspired food items like grasshopper tacos and cicada ice cream."
Some places involved:
According to a report from San Francisco TV station ABC: La Oaxaquena Bakery and Restaurant have been selling a specialty of Mexico's Oaxaca region - deep-fried grasshopper tacos. This dish has been described as tasting like MacDonald's 'McNuggets' with a "crackle crunch."
Columbia, Missouri, USA: The employees of an ice creamery collected winged, bug-eyed critters from their backyards, boiling them, and coating them in brown sugar, reports The Atlantic Wire. The candied cicadas were then added to an ice cream base of brown sugar and butter.
These proved to be most popular - within hours of its launch, the ice cream sold out.
In the above two cases public health officials have been bugging out, ordering the SanFrancisco Mexican restaurant and ice creamery in Missouri to stop selling their fried and candied critters.
Other sources of buggery
Santa Monica, California, USA: Singapore-style scorpions, Taiwanese crickets - stir-fried, with raw garlic, chili pepper and Asian basil - and Thai silkworm pupae, stir fried with hot spicy dipping sauce may be purchased at Typhoon Restaurant.
And although Entomophagy, the eating of bugs, is common across Africa, Asia and the Americas it is still considered an anomaly among squeamish consumers in Western countries.
The truth now ....
Vancouver, B.C. Canada:
At Vij's, a famous fine-dining Indian restaurant, crickets are ground into a flour to make their spicy flatbread paratha.
Would you eat at a restaurant that served it?
LOCUST INSPIRED TECHNOLOGY - No more vehicle accidents
MAY PREVENT CAR ACCIDENTS
It is calculated tha upward of half the number of accidents could be prevented with effective crash-avoidance technologies, which the automobile industry views as the future of car safety. Now wouldn't that be great!
Together with colleagues from the Hungarian Academy of Sciences in Budapest, the National Center of Microelectronics in Seville, Spain, and the Volvo Car Corporation in GÃ¶teborg, Sweden, Rind is developing crash-avoidance technology based on locusts' navigational skills.
Locusts have a large neuron called the locust giant movement detector (LGMD) located behind their eyes. The LGMD releases bursts of energy whenever a locust is on a collision course with another locust or a predatory bird.
These spikes of energy, called action potentials, prompt the locusts to take evasive action. The entire process from motion detection to reaction takes about 45 milliseconds-or 45 thousandths of a second. This means they can react in time to things that are approaching very rapidly and so make their escape before collision.
The locusts' ability to see many more images per second than humans gives them a remarkable view of the world. For humans, it would be like watching everything go by in slow motion.
And because the insects only detect things that are on a collision course with them, the locusts are ignorant of all other movements. It's a particularly useful trait, as the locusts travel in dense swarms akin to rush hour traffic.
"The [LGMD] system is complemented by the brain of the locust, which provides the necessary experience and knowledge to really react according to the situation," said Jorge Cuadri, a project engineer with Spain's National Center of Microelectronics. Cuadri is helping to develop the circuitry for the locust-inspired crash avoidance technology.
NASA USES ARTIFICIAL BUG EYES - Amazing Locusts
From: THE AUSTRALIAN
Robotic insect eyes designed by Australian scientists have been bought by NASA for use on a Mars probe, Researchers at the Australian National University based the design of the artificial sensors on the eyes of locusts. The report says that "the university's biorobotic vision laboratory has spent years observing how locusts, bees and dragonflies use vision to control their flight. They have deduced the rules that govern flight and created mathematical algorithms to replicate them." NASA wants to attach the artificial locust eyes to a tiny probe that will "dart just above the craggy Mars terrain without crashing or colliding, just like an insect." If successful, the probe will "examine the rock stratification of the grandest canyon in the solar system-the 4000km-long [2,500Â mile], 7km-deep [4Â mile] Valles Marineris, in a bid to reveal the geological history of the red planet."
Research - University of California
Question: How many eyes does a locust have?
Answer: FIVE - 3 simple eyes and 2 compound
Wide-angled lenses have been taken to a new dimension. Researchers at the University of California, Berkeley, have created a series of artificial compound eyes modelled after the eyes of insects.
A flat array of tiny convex lenses is used to make the artificial compound eyes. The microlenses are arranged in a hexagonal honeycomb pattern, then used as a template for a thin coating of an elastic polymer, polydimethylsiloxane (PDMS). Once hardened, the PDMS layer becomes a mould for the manufacture of bug-eye lenses. The lenses are made of an epoxy resin that hardens, forming self-written waveguides, upon exposure to focussed beams of ultraviolet light.
The new bug-eye lenses offer a much wider field of vision than conventional convex and fish-eye lenses allow. Being more space-efficient, the lenses will eventually be put to use in ultrathin cameras, surveillence, high-speed motion detecting and in medical procedures that require imaging.
LOCUSTS IN LITERATURE
Doris Lessing, the English writer who won the Nobel Prize for Literature for the year 2007, vividly described a locust attack in her short story titled "A Mild Attack of Locusts". The story, published in the February 26, 1955 issue of The New Yorker, is set in the South African countryside and describes how a family of farmers attempts to resist the attack, to prevent and minimize the damage and to come to terms with the loss of crops.
Chinua Achebe has a swarm of locusts as a gleefully-received human food source in his 1958 novel "Things Fall Apart."
In "Lonesome Dove" by Larry McMurtry, the cow herd experiences being in the path of a swarm of locusts whose passage lasts several hours and which strips the prairie grass around them down to the nub, and even chews on the cowboys' clothing.
In the graphic novel "Bone," the main villain is called The Lord of the Locusts because a giant swarm of locusts make up her living matter.
Okonkwo's story is a relevant one even at a time when cultural and political imperialism has turned away from Africa toward the Middle East, Latin America, and Eastern Europe. But more important than its relevance is its artistry: it is a deceptively simple epic tale somehow packed into just over 200 pages, and one of the most impressive first novels on record. Don't miss it.
Even if you've never read a western book in your life, this is a literary masterpiece, the Shakespeare of the range, so to speak.
Somewhere between Lord of the Rings and Star Wars, this book tells it's tale of war, power, secret pasts, and secret pacts while never forgetting the air of fun that the book is filled with from the first page.
This book is an unbelievable accomplishment. 13 years in the making, Bone holds reader interest and remains compelling and page-turning from beginning to end.
ON THE BANKS OF PLUM CREEK - Author: Laura Ingalls Wilder
Laura Ingalls Wilder writes of a "glittering cloud" of locusts so large it blocked out the sun as it approached. The swarm descended upon her family's farm near Walnut Grove, Minnesota, destroying a months wheat crop and stripping the prairie bare of all vegetation.
This book has a lot of surprising, unpredictable, and very exciting events. If I could rate this book on a scale of one through ten, I would give this book a ten. Once I started to read, I couldn't put it down. This book is fantastic and is great for every age, and should be enjoyed by everyone. If you're looking for a great book that will excite, delight, surprise, and grasp your attention, "On the Banks of Plum Creek" is just the book you're looking for.
DAYS OF HEAVEN - DVD
Released in 1978, the film "Days of Heaven" depicts a swarm of locusts ravaging wheat fields of the Texas Panhandle, and the efforts of farmhands to eradicate the infestation.
Most of the film was shot during the "magic hour"; that twilight period right before the sun sets. It creates a perfect backlight that if framed correctly can create haunting silhouettes. It seems as if there is always a ring of fire on the horizon that is slowly getting closer, which it in fact does. During the scene of the locust plague a lantern breaks in the wheat fields and the entire farm erupts into flames. It symbolizes rage in the characters as tensions mount, but I don't want to spoil anything for those who want to experience the film for the first time. All in all, this film is a visual feast that will stay in your mind's eye.
LOCUST SIGN - Swan Hill, Australia
The Web address on the sign leads to the Victorian Department of Primary Industry's page on Australian Plague Locusts.
The Ant and The Grasshopper
MODERN CANADIAN VERSION - read and weep
THE ORIGINAL VERSION
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.
MODERN CANADIAN VERSION
by Bollywood Sargam Joker
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come the winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.
The CBC shows up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. Canadians are stunned by the sharp contrast. How can it be that, in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Then a representative of the NAGB (The national association of green bugs) shows up on The National and charges the ant with green bias, and makes the case that the grasshopper is the victim of 30 million years of greenism. Kermit the Frog appears on the Nature of Things with the grasshopper, and everybody cries when he sings "It's not easy being green."
Jean Chretien makes a special guest appearance on the CBC Evening News to tell a concerned public that they will do everything they can for the grasshopper who has been denied the prosperity he deserves by those who benefited unfairly during the Reagan/Thatcher summers.
Sheila Copps exclaims in an interview with Peter Mansbridge that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and calls for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his "fair share."
Finally, the Liberals draft the "Economic Equity and Anti-Greenism Act," retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government.
John Turner gets his law firm to represent the grasshopper in a defamation suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel of federal hearing officers that Chretien appointed from a list of single-parent welfare moms who can only hear cases on Thursday's between 1:30 and 3 PM. The ant loses the case.
The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he's in, which just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him since he doesn't know how to maintain it. The ant has disappeared in the snow. And on the TV, which the grasshopper bought by selling most of the ant's food, they are showing Jean Chretien standing before a wildly applauding group of liberals announcing that a new era of "fairness" has dawned in Canada.
Do you know the answer? - Hint: Look at the picture below.
It is probably something that most people don't think about. Usually we don't get close enough to find out before they leap.
How many legs has a locust?
How many eyes?
Have a look up, up, up, under Research - University of California The correct answer is there.
NOW .. How many eyes has a locust?
Locust (Grasshopper) humor - and other things
A locust plague is NOT funny but, I think we could use a bit of humor about now
Texans please don't take offence. A Texan in Australia A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large". Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows". The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those"? The Aussie replies with an incredulous look
Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"?
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says to him, "Hey we have drink named after you." The grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named Murray?"
Picking on the Texans - A Texan was riding a cab in Sydney. He and the driver are soon crossing the Sydney Harbor bridge, and the passenger is unimpressed -- "I have a duck pond bigger than that harbor, and an ornamental bridge to span it that makes this look like a toy." The Sydney-Newcastle expressway also gets his scorn -- "Is this a road, or a track?" So when a kangaroo jumped out in front of the cab, causing the sudden and severe application of the brakes, the driver couldn't help himself -- "Stupid grasshoppers!"
What is a grasshopper? An insect on a pogo stick!
One minister was teaching a fifth grade Sunday School class about the life of John. He told how John had lived in the wilderness with little or nothing to eat. He commented that John had eaten only honey and locusts. A little girl asked what locusts are. The minister said, "A locust is a grasshopper." The little girl said, "Oh, my grandmother drinks those."
"All of life is a series of leaps, for us grasshoppers." - Joseph
Trinkle did not possess a legal mind. He was a mental grasshopper, an intellectual kangaroo, a mind wallaby.
[from Beyond the Void by Fanthorpe, Robert L(ionel) (1935-) writing as John E. Muller]
Jackson had a grasshopper mind compared to Johnny Malone, and there was, he considered, more ways than one to kill a cat, even if it did appear to have nine lives...[from The Other Driver by Fanthorpe, Robert L(ionel) (1935-) writing as Pel Torro]
One hundred trout are needed to support one man for a year. The trout, in turn, must consume 90,000 frogs, that must consume 27 million grasshoppers that live off of 1,000 tons of grass. -G. Tyler Miller, Jr.
"Grasshopper always wrong in argument with chicken." -- Book of Chan
Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket? Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can't play grasshopper!
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All of my life I have canned, so it seems appropriate that my first award winning lens is one about canning/preserving.
I'm very proud that the following lenses received these awards:
Thank you SquidTeam for such an accolade.
Thank you everyone who has visited these lenses, rated them and left feedback.
Would you like to make a lens?
Do you like insects/animals/people? Well, maybe or maybe not .. you'd just like to make a Squidoo lens and you're really not sure how to go about it.
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It's easy, there are a lot of nice lensmasters to help you if you get stuck. Squidoo has even made module groupings to help you get started. Come, give it a try!
There is nothing to it .. but to do it.
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The locust, in the news and even in story books has been totally made the lazy, good-for-nothing villain. It is my hope that I have helped to bring to light some good that the grasshopper, another of God's creations, can and has done for mankind.
I hope that you have found this lens interesting. I would be pleased if you leave a comment and then scroll down for some locust humor.