Run Butt Naked, Five Things I Wish To Do Before I Leave This Earth
Places To Go And Things To See
Places to go and things to see, that should be my motto as we all have many things we wish to accomplish before leaving this Earth. I started with a hundred things I wish to do before I leave this earth and decided after the request was only asking for five in which paradigmshift so graciously bestowed, I figured I could share the top five things I wish to do before I leave this earth and leave the other ninety-five for later as this hub would end up being quite lengthy. People would get bored and run for the hills if I listed them all. Beginning with number 5.
5. Run Butt naked in the woods , you know like Tarzan and Jane only I don't want to swing on a vine as I certainly do not want a vine burn, ouch!!!
4. Get Breast Implants like the ones on mdvaldosta hub page, they always say bigger is better!!
3. Recieve a signed autograph by Pest and Goldentoad before they become famous as once that happens they will forget all about us! They will go off with the petroleum jelly, margaritas and beer, but I do hope that Toad remembers his credit card!
2. Get a score of 100 on HubPages at least 2 times and have it last for at least
3 seconds, just enough to click it on my digital camera!
1. Now if I named my number one then you would not be curious about the other ninety-five so I will leave it for another time.
So here ends my list of places to go and things to see , as I want to go to the woods and I want 2 autographs, signed, sealed , delivered and a score of a 100 that I can click and see on my digital camera, is that much to ask for?
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Comments
AUTHORAragon: You have just ressurected this one , there is also a part II. You would like to be Tarzan and I hope you fine your Jane..:)
lol @ run butt naked in the woods like Tarzan , would definitely be cool to have Jane with me when I do this
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rmr: Let me see what I can dig up for bail money, just in case...:) lolololol
linjin: I am glad you enjoyed it.
Dana: With sharks, well that is a must see let me know when you go , I will cheer you on from the crowd.:)
Honestly, who doesn't want to run butt naked through the woods? If you put on like a loin cloth then you could swing through the trees and be like Tarzan and Jane. I think that would be freaking AWESOME! I however, prefer swimming with sharks to running butt naked through the woods. But this was funny.
Five Things I Wish To Do Before I Leave This Earth
Good article
I saw the titlle and I thought: "AEvans would never steer me wrong. I'll give it a try." I guess I should have read the part about being in the woods! By the way, I don't suppose you could lend me a little bail money?
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Mr. Nice: I am working on the other 96 things on my wish list and I will definitely share them with everyone when I have them complete.:) I enjoyed your response and I hope that we get to 100 together. :) I also think, I am thinking what you are thinking..:)
Hi AEvans!
On #5 I don't agree with you running butt naked in the woods...Why not in the crowded city streets? You will get lots of attention.
#4 They always say bigger is better!! It's not about what you are thinking. Are you thinking what I am thinking?
#3 If you think they have even 1% chance the get the get the signed autograph now, you never know people change......hahaha.
#2 Score of 100 me first......just kidding but looks like it will happen soon.
Please fill in the blanks for 96 more things on your wish list ----------------------
Enjoy rest of your weekend.
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I won't kiss and tell.. purrrrrrrrr.... :)
Okay. If you promise to be a good girl...shhhhh people are watching. They musn't know our kinky ways! ;)
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pleasssssseeeeee and how could you wear those things, your big toe wouldn't fit in there!!!!! I will give you your J-Lube back, if you give me my heels..Pleassssseeeee
Who says I was going to where those FIVE INCH heels??? I will give them back...say please!
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Pest, I knew you stole my stilettos give those back!!! Shame on you , my feet are far smaller then yours , what would make you think that your big foot could fit in those???? grrrrrrrrrrr.....give themmmmmmm.........back!!!
that secret is hidden deep inside of my closet, along with my high heels.
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I seeeee your friennnnnddddd told you huh??? Uh huh sure your friend did!!! You know I know about how you know J-Lube, I won't let the secret out. :)
My f f f f friend told me about the stuff. Really...J-Lube is the bees knees of lubes!
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J lube??? Already have some...Lol:) What would you know about J lube??mmm??
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mmmm.. I like the margaritas but I am not a real beer kind of woman, honestly I prefer wine. Wouldn't the petroluem jelly be a little sticky on the vine???:)It could be interesting. :)
Really??? J lube is the best! For the serious swinger that is.
How about getting drunk on margaritas and beer, and swinging on a vine naked lubed with petroleum jelly? That's be the ultimate.
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NewLife: I certainly can , can't I? You know me well!!
Sixtyorso: I will definitely be careful and especially on March 17th Lol..:)
Anna Marie: I have been working on the other 95 and I am hoping to have it up on HP in the next couple of days. Write your own list and have fun with it, as I am looking forward to it...:)
Great list!!! I have to agree on the breast implants! I am saving up for them already!! I have wanted them ever since I had my daughter, and decided I am done having kids! I am inspired to write my own list!! I don't know how I will be able to stick to just 5, though. I look forward to your other 95!!!!
Great fun hub. Oops we are having fun. Maybe this can lead to this hub being flagged I mean B**bs and Bu** have been used extensively. Beware the ides of March, Caesar was assignated on March 17! LOL and he comments are great too!
Nice - only you can think of stuff like this
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I think you could too!!!:) I am soooooo excited I get an autograph!! Yippeee!!!!:)
Ahhhh a vacation then! I need to get out of this snow anyway. i think i could just pay my way with autographs now.
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You are going to have to drive a long way, I am on the west coast!!! :) Be prepared to travel. :)
Ae, i am flattered and will never forget my friends here. Of course you can have that autograph! In fact I will hand deliver it! I just need your home address! :D
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BeatsMe: Nice to see you and thank you for the compliment.:)
Hi AEvans, good list. :)
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Toad: aahhhh that is sweet , when I do it I will see if I can get a witness in exchange for the autograph.:)
I can't believe I skipped this one and I will never forget my friends! I'll trade autograph for the right to witness your naked butt running! However, I think I am getting the better part of the deal.
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diggerstory: Thank you for stopping by and saying hello, it is good to see.:)
hehehe monkey boy loves running free and neked in the woods/jungle... best times. Thanks for your kind comments and taking the time to stop by. YOU rAWk our world!
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Pam: You have that right "butt" has became a naughty word and to think we all have one. Lol:) I am looking forward to going through the woods with my luck I would get poison ivy and that would end that free moment. Lol:)
Careful now! In light of recent events, saying BUTT might be trouble along with those cartoon people pole dancing on a vine. lol! ;) Just kidding. ;)
Fun and funny hub AEvans. Hope you get all those things and more...especially running butt naked through the woods. :D
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countrywomen: You are so funny!!! I am working on part II, thank you for the wonderful comment.
Paradigm: Thank you for making this request as it was a joy to write and you know I am going to aski Toad and Pest about that as that may be a grand idea!!!Lol
I think I know how you can get all four at once.
Tell Pest and Toad they can trade pics of you running in the woods with your new implants for their autographs and partial funding. Then also use the pics to write a hub about your adventures, including a pic of the autographs used to trade!! Guaranteed 100!!
AEvans- For 5 make sure you go with your "Tarzan" as you may attract some "unwanted" attention. For 4 sometimes "Good things come in small packages". For 3 I am sure they would swap autographs with you since even you may be a celebrity soon. For 2 I am sure when you keep writing such good/funny hubs then the magic number isn't far (and btw you can use software tools/tips like screenshot to capture that magical moment). For 1 I guess it is better to leave out some surprises in life and you never know whether the unexpected exceeds our wildest expectations..hehe
Thumbs up for a entertaining hub.
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bigdadyt819: Those could hurt and then someone would have to spend hours removing them, Lol.:)
Elena: Could you imagine?? Those boobs I bet would clear the area...Lol:)
blondpoet: That is hilarious!!! with my luck I would end up in the same situation!!!
sixtyorso: I wish I could understand too, aaahh one day we will all hit 100 and it will stick!!:)
Princessa: Thanks so much and I hope that I can get all 5 accomplished :)
DJ: You a streaker???:)
Cris A: I have been pestering and determined to get them..:)
C.C. Riter: You are so welcome and and I don't understand the dam things either, let me know when you can run again..Lol:)
Tom: That is hilarious after deliverance I guess it would be a little complicated to run the woods. You look good for your age.
jjrubio: Honestly I couldn't do them either not that big anyway , did you check out that article? LOL:)
The Sandman: I live in a warm climate, however it is still chilly in the woods, thank you for the compliment. :)
Loan Consultant: I have to think about that one, but I will let you know.Lol:)
Single Mama: Thanks I am writing a list about the other wishes as well. :)
aka-dj: That is a great idea and I will let you know when I take them..:)
Nice minie bucket list. Achievable, I think. Maybe take pictures of all 5 (LOL). :)
lmbo! love ur #2 & #5..
Hahahahahhha! Which woods did you have in mind?
Haha jjrubio another thing we have in common.
It is so good to be abreast of the situation.Boobs boobs boobs it seems to be a very popular topic at the moment.Dr Benson is obsessed with them in his latest hub,plus I have been reading about them somewhere else but I forget now.(Noooo it wasnt on a X rated page I mean here hahaha)
You know you can never say too much about the boob can you?Little,big,perk,droopy,lopsided.We need to make a boob club like they have fan clubs as truly the boob is a hot item
I love this piece, And I hope if your going to run naked through the woods you either live in a warm climet or wait til summer :-)
Great hub! you are so funny! I think with all the writing you do you are bound to be in the 100 hub Score group soon....I don't think Pest or Toad could forget all of us hot girlees....( ex; you, me, blondepoet) lol.....
I think that list is "do-able".......
I couldn't do the breast implant thing though...Mine are big as it is. Wouldn't you worry about having to replace them 20 years down the road? There are so many complications with those things.....I am sure you are perfect just as you are! =)
Tom, you're hucking filarious! good one.
Forget the implants - anything more than a mouthful is wasted. I don' t think I'd run butt naked through the woods after seeing "Deliverance." Also, at my age, the whole gravity thing, you know. Thank you for the lovely pictorials!
I have done number 5, now I'd like to do it with you. I wear sandals, oh shit, I forgot, I can't run anymore. LOL the last time I tried that my eyes went crossed. I have a haf boob implant. I too want the autographs. I don't care much about hubscores as I don't understand the damn thing. Thanks for the good read
Nice list Julianna and thanks for reminding me of the autographs! Better start pestering the two LOL
I used to streak in my childhood. Good times.
oh and great hub!
Done 2 and 5 and it felt fantastic! I am sure it won't take long for you to achieve at least 3 and 2 :) Have a great week!
Great five (er four wishes) but I 'll give the boob job a miss. I've had a 100 twice but when I went back to take a screen shot they had gone down again. I wish I could understand hubscores!
Yahooooooo this is a Purr-fect list.
Number one I have done this.I was skinny dipping down at the river with no-one in sight.Such a beautiful day.Suddenly in the distance I saw a family of tourists heading my way.Nooooooooooooo.I had no time to grab my clothes,so I ran to the side of the bank and ran into the trees.It was quite invigorating in there as I too felt just the way I'm sure Eve felt.Yet it did strike a small hiccup,how would I ever get back to my clothes.Yes this was a very lengthy process,so I re-enacted a few movie scenes I have seen in 'George Of The Jungle" to pass a little time
Second on the list boob implants,nooooooooooooo I don't need those yet as I struggle to manage the rather large ones bestowed upon me.But if gravity shall ever strike later in life I will be first in line lol.
Number three alas and alack they will forget us
Number four hub score of 100 I want in on that one
You're not asking for much, are you :-) Good luck with 3 & 2 and be careful with 5 & 4 :-) Those woods can be dangerous with boobs THAT size!! :-)
Yeah, you need to enjoy and what better way than to pan out your dreams. :)
Watch out for thorn bushes in the woods.
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Abhishek87: We will get there together as that hubscore can be something. I am always so serious , so I figured I would lighten up a bit.:)
Quite a wish list there :D
And you got a partner for the Hubscore dream :)
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