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All-Time Horrible Ideas for Sitcoms

Updated on June 28, 2009
  1. My Mother the Martian: space aliens take up residence in rural Mississippi. The father teaches at the local community college, the mother works at Subway, the oldest child is a backup linebacker on the High School football team and the twins are in elementary school. Hilarity ensues.
  2. Kia Nights: a college professor with dual PhDs in chemistry and Nuclear Physics gets burned out and takes a job selling used cars in Silicon Valley. Hilarity ensues.
  3. Fight at the Museum: a second-rate professional boxer moves into a sublet apartment above a natural history museum and takes a job as the night curator. Hilarity ensures.
  4. Sting of Queens: a family of itinerant beekeepers sets up shop on an inner-city rooftop in New York. Painful hilarity ensues.
  5. What I Spike about You: Two sisters move out west and get jobs working on the railroad all the live-long day. Hilarity ensues.
  6. Star Floors: intergalactic handy-men use strange mystic powers to remodel kitchens of the rich and famous. Hilarity ensues.
  7. Rome Improvement: neo-classic iconoclastic crime scene investigators find hilarity ensuing beneath the Colosseum.
  8. Stillmore Girls: friends and family engage in witty repartee about nothing and everything. Absolutely No hilarity ensures.
  9. Half and a Half Men: polar opposite brothers open a coffee shop and raise a young boy in the barista life. Hilarity ensues.
  10. Accordions to Jim: a strangely uninteresting family with no redeeming social or psychological qualities finds relief from their tedium by forming a polka band. Hilarity makes a valiant stand, but fails to ensue.
  11. Louisiana Atlanta: with the support of his family, a tax accountant maintains a secret hidden life as an actuary. Hilarity keels over from boredom.

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    • nicomp profile imageAUTHOR

      nicomp really 

      8 years ago from Ohio, USA

      @Garrett Mickley: Thank you!

      @SognoPiccolo: And Thank you too!

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      SognoPiccolo 

      8 years ago from Wilmington, Ohio

      This was fantastic,, hilarity ensued here on my end. ;)

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      Garrett Mickley 

      8 years ago from Jupiter, Florida

      Hilarity is ensuing right now.

    • nicomp profile imageAUTHOR

      nicomp really 

      9 years ago from Ohio, USA

      needs more readers.

    • nicomp profile imageAUTHOR

      nicomp really 

      9 years ago from Ohio, USA

      Just poppping

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      Janetta 

      9 years ago

      haha...'absolutley no hilarity ensues' that is hilariuos :D

    • nicomp profile imageAUTHOR

      nicomp really 

      9 years ago from Ohio, USA

      Thanks everyone!

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      Susan Reid 

      9 years ago from Where Left is Right, CA

      1000X funnier than any real sitcom out there! You should be in Hollywood! MM

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      Cindy Vine 

      9 years ago from Cape Town

      Maybe some film studio might approach you to write the script for one of those sitcoms!

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      Sheila 

      9 years ago from The Other Bangor

      very funny -- I'm still giggling

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      Michelle Simtoco 

      9 years ago from Cebu, Philippines

      Hi nicomp! Congratulations for being a Hubnugget Wannabe!!! Alright! Wonderful! Fantastic! Here is the link where one can vote and check out the Hubnugget festivities! https://hubpages.com/community/Great-reading-mater... Enjoy promoting your hub... :-)

    • nicomp profile imageAUTHOR

      nicomp really 

      9 years ago from Ohio, USA

      Thank you RooBee and ProCW.

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      ProCW 

      9 years ago from South Carolina

      Hi nicomp.

      Just letting you know that this hub has been nominated as an official HubNugget wanna-be.

      See: http://hubpages.com/t/9838d

      Best of luck to you.

      ProCW & the HubNuggets Team

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      Arby Bourne 

      9 years ago from USA

      *folds hands and says "excellent"* Hilarity ensued the whole time I read this. Great!!

    • nicomp profile imageAUTHOR

      nicomp really 

      9 years ago from Ohio, USA

      @RedElf Thanks, it is an ironic image. No doubt.

    • nicomp profile imageAUTHOR

      nicomp really 

      9 years ago from Ohio, USA

      @Tom Cornett Thanks!

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      RedElf 

      9 years ago from Canada

      Well done! Love your expert and your humor!

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      Tom Cornett 

      9 years ago from Ohio

      LOL....I wish I'd thought of this.....Genious! Thanks! :)

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      Patty Inglish MS 

      9 years ago from USA. Member of Asgardia, the first space nation, since October 2016

      Thge "expert" in the TV Screen in the photo above really makes me laugh. You'd enjoy Harlan Ellison's two 1970s books on the idiocy of TV programming. Great Hub!

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