Bumper Sticker Sayings
Do you have one or more bumper stickers on your car?
Something To Make You Laugh
More often than not, the car that is stopped in front of you at a red light or stop sign proudly displays bumper stickers. While not abundantly stimulating, they do give you something to read to help pass the time. When you’re a passenger, as I often am, you get more of a chance to read these sticky gems. The following twenty sayings, in no particular order, are some of the best I’ve seen. I hope you enjoy them too.
1. So Many Pedestrians- So Little Time.
2. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit.
3.Keep Staring. I Might Do A Trick.
4.When Everything's Coming Your Way, You're In The Wrong Lane And Going The Wrong Way.
5.Jesus Loves You, But Everyone Else Thinks You’re A Jerk.
6.Don't Like My Driving? Then Quit Watching Me!
7. I Might Be Slow, But I’m Ahead Of You.
8. Silence Is Golden, But Duct Tape Is Silver.
9. Stop Following Me! I Don't Know Where I'm Going!
10. My Ferret Ate Your Honor Student.
11. Thank God I’m An Atheist.
12. Shift Happens
13. Hey! Quit Looking At This And Get Your Eyes On The Road!
14.Having A Bad Day? Well, Better You Than Me.
15. Unlike Online, In Reality, You Can’t Hit The Back Button.
16. God Knows What You Did!
17. I Love Children…Especially With Sweet & Sour Sauce.
18. This Was A Really Crappy Gift From A Terrible Friend.
19. I’d Kill For A Nobel Peace Prize.
20. My Day Is Not Complete Until I Terrify A Complete Stranger.
This content reflects the personal opinions of the author. It is accurate and true to the best of the author’s knowledge and should not be substituted for impartial fact or advice in legal, political, or personal matters.
© 2009 L A Walsh
