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Bumper Sticker Sayings

Updated on November 16, 2009

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Something To Make You Laugh

More often than not, the car that is stopped in front of you at a red light or stop sign proudly displays bumper stickers. While not abundantly stimulating, they do give you something to read to help pass the time. When you’re a passenger, as I often am, you get more of a chance to read these sticky gems. The following twenty sayings, in no particular order, are some of the best I’ve seen. I hope you enjoy them too.

1. So Many Pedestrians- So Little Time.

2. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit.

3.Keep Staring. I Might Do A Trick.

4.When Everything's Coming Your Way, You're In The Wrong Lane And Going The Wrong Way.

5.Jesus Loves You, But Everyone Else Thinks You’re A Jerk.

6.Don't Like My Driving? Then Quit Watching Me!

7. I Might Be Slow, But I’m Ahead Of You.

8. Silence Is Golden, But Duct Tape Is Silver.

9. Stop Following Me! I Don't Know Where I'm Going!

10. My Ferret Ate Your Honor Student.

11. Thank God I’m An Atheist.

12. Shift Happens

13. Hey! Quit Looking At This And Get Your Eyes On The Road!

14.Having A Bad Day? Well, Better You Than Me.

15. Unlike Online, In Reality, You Can’t Hit The Back Button.

16. God Knows What You Did!

17. I Love Children…Especially With Sweet & Sour Sauce.

18. This Was A Really Crappy Gift From A Terrible Friend.

19. I’d Kill For A Nobel Peace Prize.

20. My Day Is Not Complete Until I Terrify A Complete Stranger.


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    • LowellWriter profile image

      L.A. Walsh 8 years ago from Lowell, MA

      Thanks for the input! :)

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      theherbivorehippi 8 years ago from Holly, MI

      lol...great hub!!! I have a "My Malamute is smarter than your honor student" bumper sticker...among a few others. :) I love your silence is golden one!

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      L.A. Walsh 8 years ago from Lowell, MA

      Glad you enjoyed it, hotspur. Thanks! :)

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      hotspur 8 years ago from England

      Enjoyed these - get very few in England...must be some reason there? Thanks for this hub.

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      L.A. Walsh 9 years ago from Lowell, MA

      Oh no! I'm glad it worked out for you though. :)

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      Kari Poulsen 9 years ago from Ohio

      LOL! These are great. I can relate to that one "When everything is coming your way". In DC the lanes shift 4 lanes in in the morning, 4 lanes out in the evening. My first night, I was in the outside lane when my daughter said, "That bus is coming right at us". I guess the lanes had shifted, and being new to the area I didn't realize.

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      Nikgigmatc 9 years ago

      This is one of my favorites: Cover me. I’m changing lanes.