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Cereal Killer.

Updated on March 10, 2010

 

Cereal Killer.

He was

the most
obsessed of

all serial killers,
quite homo-phobic

he would slip
loops around

the necks
of those he

called fruits,
then he'd whisper

"Cheerio" in their ears
as he got his Kix

strangulating them,
Later he'd

Frost those Flakes

in his deep freezer.

He had a

Special K knife
for women

who scorned him,
and he would

pop tarts and 
burn each to a

Quisp in his kiln,
He was also

known to steal
the pensions

from Golden Grams
in their twilight years,

and then mumify them

in his air tight

 basement vault.

He sought out

religious groups
and ended many

a Quaker Life.
he was reknowned

for the ways
he would

Snap, Crackle and Pop
the bones of his

various victims

after death,
and he never

was caught
due to the many

Trix he employed
and the boxes of

Lucky Charms

he saved.

 

 

 

 

©-MFB III

 

 

 

 

 

Good Mourning World.

 

From Elmo to Emo,
as years pass,
Sesame street
becomes Ebony Avenues,
Razor sharp paths
criss-cross trembling flesh,
from toddler to fodder
for cruel peers,
Dark eyes, black garb,
funereal moods,
the red of Elmo
leaches from sliced pain.

 

 

 

©-MFB III


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      shaniyah go 

      7 years ago

      by like yall need help my mom can do better then that dangg rere

    • Micky Dee profile image

      Micky Dee 

      8 years ago

      All I can say is CHEERIOS,to this GREAT START,

      You have no idea how it makes me feel.

      Now should I have GRANOLA

      Or perhaps some IRISH OATMEAL?

      Should I write some CHEX,

      Or have some GO-LEAN CRUNCH.

      Maybe I'll just wait awhile,

      And have it all for lunch!

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