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Fake Is Great! - Five Sexy Celebrity Boob Jobs

Updated on November 13, 2010

Everyone knows that Hollywood is about illusion and glamor. For the charming ladies of Hollywood, much of that illusion comes down to breasts. Boob jobs are what keeps the stars looking sexy, and what transform an average woman into a plastic Barbie doll dream. Plastic is better, it doesn't sag like normal human body parts, it doesn't decay like human flesh does either, and it's much more resistant to heat, as well as having some serious buoyancy advantages. Really with all these positives, it's a wonder that all women and men don't have breast implants. Ah well, until that glorious day arrives I guess we'll just have to live vicariously through these stars.

Katie Price AKA Jordan

Katie Price just loves having boob jobs, at last count she was already on boob job number 5. I guess for some people, boob jobs are addictive, like getting tattoos is supposed to be. Katie has gone up and down in size, and at one stage was even planning to auction her implants on Ebay. I guess you really can get almost anything on Ebay these days..

Tara Reid

Tara Reid's boob job is really more of an oops job. God knows where this girl went for her plastic surgery, but whoever botched her operations should really be struck off the register. Even with saggy boobs and a stomach that makes her look like a cross between a Sharpei and a burn victim, Tara Reid is still doing FHM photo shoots by the grace of the miracle of Photoshop.

Jenna Jameson

As a porn star, Jenna Jameson pretty much had to get a boob job. Her breasts served her well for years, and until she had her implants removed at the end of her career, she seemed fairly happy with them. In their time, Jenna's breasts were possibly some of the most hard working breasts in the business, and we salute them!

Heidi Montag

Heidi didn't try to hide her boob job, instead she celebrated it, crediting it with giving her more self esteem and saving her from the endless jealousy she felt toward other girls with bigger breasts. It's really a beautiful story, and you can read all about it HERE, but I warn you, don't click on the link unless you're willing to cry tears of pure joy for Heidi.

Pamela Anderson

This may come as a surprise, but Pammy's breasts aren't entirely real. That's right, they've been augmented through plastic surgery. In fact, it is probably safe to say that a great deal of Pamela Anderson has been augmented through plastic surgery, as evidenced by the fact that she is now barely recognizable when compared to photo shoots from the early 90's. I know that was a while ago now, but still, most people maintain some kind of resemblance to themselves throughout their life times. More about Pamela's Breasts HERE.

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      sdfs 

      7 years ago

      for more visit vgetfree.blogspot.com

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      Letitia 

      9 years ago

      Big breasts on an unnaturally thin body look fake. Way out of proportion but men want thin busty women,it seems, which is almost impossible.

      I have 44DD natural breasts but I have the hips to match but not a big derriere.

      I still get plenty of stares and attention and I am middle aged. As long as the cleavage is nice with tight skin and unblemished, why not display it. I feel feminine and womanly and hope to remain so into my dotage.

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      FinancePortal 

      10 years ago from UK

      I've met Katie Price - she's a down to earth person who's honest about how she got to where she is in life.

      Personally I don't think she needed the implants - she could have achieved what she's done with her personality and willpower - it's a bit sad people feel they have to do these things to have a chance at their goals.

      At the end of the day it doesn't matter how big the boobs are or how hot the body is - if they're not a nice person inside then they're ugly on the outside.

    • Hope Alexander profile imageAUTHOR

      Hope Alexander 

      10 years ago

      Yes, the implant can be removed when not needed. The real question is, was it ever really needed?

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      Ashok Rajagopalan 

      10 years ago from Chennai

      Ah, now I understand that the implant can be removed when not needed. That's relief as I personally have a problem with anything irrevocable. Thanks, Hope, for the info and attached eye-candy!

      And I agree with your 'natural' statement!

    • Hope Alexander profile imageAUTHOR

      Hope Alexander 

      10 years ago

      "I think that most men agree with me: a naked woman looks far better with an honest, natural "A" cup than with something shoved under her chest that makes us feel more like we should be throwing a runner out at home plate than gettin' frisky with her."

      LOL

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      docjim505 

      10 years ago from No. Carolina

      FWIW, I hate bolt-ons. They almost never look real (Krista Allen and Asia Carrera are among the VERY few women I've seen who look more or less "natural") and frequently look... gross. You mention Tara Reid; she's a prime example.

      As much as I appreciate the idea that, even after four decades of feminism, women will mutilate themselves to look sexy for us men, I wish that they wouldn't. It's one thing for a woman who's suffered an accident or illness (e.g. mastectomy) to want to try to "put things back the way they were", but quite another for a woman to go under the knife in a vain effort to look sexier. Ladies, rather than spend hundreds or thousands of dollars for expensive and painful surgery, just try to stay away from the brownies and lattes and get to the gym a bit more often. Tone up. If you think a "new look" is what you need, then try wearing your hair a bit differently, or try different makeup, or get some different clothes. Work with what you've got; I guarantee you'll get AT LEAST as much mileage out of this as you will from a rack job.

      I think that most men agree with me: a naked woman looks far better with an honest, natural "A" cup than with something shoved under her chest that makes us feel more like we should be throwing a runner out at home plate than gettin' frisky with her.

    • Hope Alexander profile imageAUTHOR

      Hope Alexander 

      10 years ago

      Yes, they have ultimate success!

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      Wendy Iturrizaga 

      10 years ago from France

      I think these ladies have achieved their purpose with their implants. They wanted to be talked about... and they are talked about. So despite what anyone might say: they won!

      business is rutheless....

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