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The Daily Weird #2 (Help! Barack Obama is stalking me!)

Updated on February 25, 2011

Tim Tebow, Barack Obama, and Jesus Christ-Stalkers?

I have, at times, been paranoid about whether or not there’s a burglar waiting outside my door to rob me when I walk out into the dark alone. I’ve been paranoid that the guy I just cut off in traffic is going to shoot me when we both end up at the same red light. I’ve even been paranoid that the lady in the grocery isle holding the box of Hoho’s is considering buying the last two so there won’t be any for me. I have, however, never, ever, been as paranoid as John Gilliand.

According to Gilliand, he’s been targeted by football star, Tim Tebow, President Barak Obama, and Jesus Christ. The three well known men have apparently made gang signs at him, which of course, would make anyone fearful for their own safety. I’ve got to admit, if I walked down the street and saw Jesus comin’ at me making gang signs, I’d be a little nervous.

His petition for a restraining order against the gruesome threesome has been denied. He’s appealing, but leaving Jesus off of the petition this time. I wonder if it's because he thinks that having the President of the United States of America and football star Tim Tebow stalking him, is way more understandable than Obama, Tebow and Jesus . I know I find that more believable.

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    • sueroy333 profile imageAUTHOR

      Susan Mills 

      7 years ago from Indiana

      Chris- thanks.... and guess what?? You stalking my bottom losers has made me go up to a 92!

      Bottom losers... that doesn't sound right.....

    • ChrisLincoln profile image


      7 years ago from Orange (or Lemon...) County, California


      So after four months, still funny...

      Is there an echo in here...

      Is there an echo in here...

    • sueroy333 profile imageAUTHOR

      Susan Mills 

      8 years ago from Indiana

      Dear Someone Else,

      We're NOT up s**t creek? That's disturbing. I was headed up that way, and thought I had already arrived.

      I see what you're talking about with the gang signs. I seem to be making them at people without even trying. ^..^ oops. There I go again.

      You'd better put a restraining order out on me while you still can.

      Chris, however, is not allowed to, because he's the one that helps me stalk people.

      (definitely Sueroy)

    • ChrisLincoln profile image


      8 years ago from Orange (or Lemon...) County, California


      I'm now looking at the whole 'follow' thing on hubpages in a different light...

      If you turn the computer screen sideways the white spaces between the writing and the advertisments look like gang signs and the four horsemen of the appoplexy!!

      You are a wicked person, sucking my life force even as write...

      I'd get a restraining order but you are my most regular follower, and if you went I'd be right up s**t creek.

      Someone else,

      (definately not Chris OK.)


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