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Updated on April 18, 2015

The News, Dec. 1st, 2012

Let’s see, we have Brittany and some other friends in the news, cuddling their little doggies in their arms as they walk around town. Makes you wonder what those poor little creatures are thinking…probably – I wish this stupid B---tch would put me down so I can take a crap!

According to the Daily News...

It was a black day for the feds, with two high-ranking gangsters being acquitted in separate Brooklyn trials.

Hey, tough break...(hey Uncles, see you at Christmas! Yes, I have your Cubans...)

Here's something for you dedicated students who get bored…

Student Christian Chavez was not kicked out of school after recently having a picture of Johnny Manziel shaved into his hair. He was however complimented for giving new meaning to the expression – having eyes in the back of your head!

On a serious note...

“ANOTHER CAMPUS KILLING: 3 dead at Wyoming college after armed man goes on killing spree in front of students!”

I don’t get it you guys! What happened to playing guitars, food fights, drinkin’ and taking a few liberties with our female party guests! Watch Animal House if you need more ideas!

"GOD or MONEY"

Angus T. Jones' according to his 'girlfriend' say’s he's not having a "meltdown or a breakdown", after he posted on the web calling his hit CBS sitcom, Two And A Half Men, “filth” in a religious video that went viral. After being reminded by his girlfriend that “love doesn’t come cheap”, he quickly apologized for the video and hopes he can continue without any hard feelings! Wouldn’t be that the $350,000 per episode didn’t have anything to do with him “losing” God would it? Ah, the almighty dollar...

For The Boring Side...

Let’s see, here's one of Rihanna taking her clothes off – again. Yawn, no news here…Want some free advice Rihanna, join a Nudist colony.


Looks Like "Milk - Is The Only Thing They Don't Know How To Shake!"

Protesters to Kim Kardashian: We don't like porn stars!

MANAMA, Bahrain — Just hours after reality TV star Kim Kardashian gushed about her impressions of Bahrain, riot police fired tear gas to disperse more than 50 hardline Islamic protesters denouncing her presence in the Gulf kingdom.

An Associated Press journalist saw protesters chanting "God is Great!" You women suck!

Riot police fired tear gas into a crowd of Bahrainis who were protesting the opening of Kim Kardashian's Millions of Milkshakes shop. When asked what their feelings were, these artificial, over inflated, absolutely no talented, what the hell are they doing in the public's eye to begin with - said, "We thought Miami was a friendly town"!



PLEASE PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON!

Next, we have a naked picture of Wendy Williams...(I'm sorry I just refuse to show this)


Hic - Up!

On the Entertainment section of the News…

Lindsay Lohan got herself arrested – again…

This has to be a toss up folks…

Who “performs” more…

Rihanna taking her clothes off or Lindsay getting arrested?

For you fashionable movie goers...


This lady is a vamp! Isn't exactly known for her fashion risk-taking, but the actress definitely went out on a sheer limb when she hit the red carpet in this daring number at "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2" premiere in London on Nov. 14, 2012. The backless, mesh one-piece by designer Bla Bla Bla just barely managed to cover her bla, bla, bla, as she stopped to sign autographs for fans crowded outside bla, bla, bla. Yawn …..

And Now, We Come To The "End" Of The News.....

The Only Beauty Contest With No Facial Pictures!

Brazilian booty beauty named Miss Bumbum for 2012

Carine Felizardo's posterior was proclaimed peerless at a hotel in Sao Paulo, Brazil for the second annual Miss Bumbum competition. For those who were looking for a facial shot? Why?



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