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eCard Greetings

Updated on December 23, 2010

eCard Greetings

Looking online for an eCard presents many wonderful opportunities. Internet users can compose and email greeting cards to friends and family around the world. It's free and easy. Some of us just might be a little lacking in the creativity genes.

We here at the Institute for the Painfully Obvious present a cornucopia of eCard Greetings. Feel free to use these greetings for the betterment of mankind as well as to save a few bucks at Hallmark. Either way, you'll be sending a digital hug to those you care about.

Valentines Day eCard Greeting

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're allergic to flowers
So I didn't get you any roses or violets.

Father's Day eCard Greeting

Roses are red
Golf Courses are green
Except where your ball lands
Which is usually in the sand.

Mother's Day eCard Greeting

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Here's a freebie eCard
Because flowers are expensive

Greeting for Arbor Day eCard

Roses are blue
Violets are red
Trees are used to make paper cards
So here's an eCard instead.

Christmas eCard Greeting

Roses are red
Violets are frail
Look for your ePresent
In tomorrows eMail.

New Years Day eCard Greeting

Roses are blue
Your eyes are red
You stayed up too late
So this card has a really annoying sound attached to it.

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Fourth of July eCard Greeting

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're living in England
So this card's not really for you.

President's Day eCard Greeting

Roses are red
Violets are blue
These famous guys are dead
So I'm writing to you.

School's Out eCard Greeting

Roses are blue
Violets are red
Turn off the alarm
And go back to bed

See? Anyone can compose their own eCard greeting, combine it with a cute graphic, and touch the heart of a friend or family member.

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    • nicomp profile image
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      nicomp really 7 years ago from Ohio, USA

      @drbj: the thought never crossed my shallow mind. You are the true hero for wading through my hubs. :)

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      breakfastpop 7 years ago

      Roses are red

      Violets are blue

      Thanks for the laugh

      I really like you.

    • drbj profile image

      drbj and sherry 7 years ago from south Florida

      dearest nicomp - that was not a personal observation in my poem. I meant it for a generic coward - never you! Deeply regret any other interpretation. How could I call you a coward when you are brave enough to retort to my comments?

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      nicomp really 7 years ago from Ohio, USA

      @drbj:

      Roses are red

      Violets grow in County Broward

      Here are yellow sunflowers

      Because you are a coward

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      drbj and sherry 7 years ago from south Florida

      How about this ecard for a coward:

      Roses are red, Violets are blue.

      Sunflowers are yellow, And so are you.