Classic Wise-Guy Talk From A Movie!

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   fierycjposted 14 years ago

   Boom! Just post the line and the movie's coming from...let's talk like Wise Guys!
   Self esteem, its basic, you pick it up in the street (Armand Assante in Gotti)
   There're plenty of problems buried in those deserts. (Joe Pesci in Casino)
   You're with me now, nobody can touch you. Even Jesus Christ couldn't touch you. (Al Pacino in Donnie Brasco)
   Gawd! I can do this forever, but I'll let y'all dig in...capice?

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      Kadmielsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Stewie: Uh, there's a half-dead-fat-man eating a dead-fat-man...am I the only one who realized? Oh, okay...

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   Kadmielsposted 14 years ago

   I just need my red stapler and im good thanks!!

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   dohn121posted 14 years ago

   To me, being a gangster was better than being president of the United States.

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      fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Sheer Classic!

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   fierycjposted 14 years ago

   So they got tapes, what're they gonna do? Tapes are tapes. (Armand Assante in Gotti)

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   Davinagirl3posted 14 years ago

   "Funny how? Funny like a clown?  Am I a clown to you?"

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   fierycjposted 14 years ago

   Success took a shot at you. Success has enemies. Look at you, you're a picture of success. (Armand Assante in American Gangster. What can i say? Assante is one of the greatest EVER!)

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      Davinagirl3posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Armand Assante was my first crush.  I was like 10 years old.

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   manlypoetrymanposted 14 years ago

   You...Talking to me?
   

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   fierycjposted 14 years ago

   You dont walk out on me, I walk out on you.
   
   I'm gonna buy me a boat, and just go. East, West, North, South. I just go.
   (both by Al Pacino in Donnie Brasco)

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   fierycjposted 14 years ago

   You dont walk out on me, I walk out on you.
   
   I'm gonna buy me a boat, and just go. East, West, North, South. I just go.
   (both by Al Pacino in Donnie Brasco)

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    Ultimate Hubberposted 14 years ago

    To my son... I tell him I will see him again soon. To keep his heels down while riding his horse.
    To my wife... that is not your business.
    
    Russell Crowe, Gladiator

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       fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Dude, we said Wise Guy movies. That is, Mafia movies ONLY!

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          Davinagirl3posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          In all fairness, Taxi Driver, isn't really a mafia movie, either.

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             fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             As far as I'm concerned, any movie starring De Niro or directed by Scorcese is a Wise Guy movie! That's my simple rule.

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                Davinagirl3posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                I have to agree with you.  It is just the way they deliver their lines.  They are always wise guys.

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          Ultimate Hubberposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          OOPS!
          My bad!

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    Davinagirl3posted 14 years ago

    Some we give them the good life, others we give it right up the a**.  -Max, Once Upon a Time in America.

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       fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Brilliant one, gurl.

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    Davinagirl3posted 14 years ago

    "I didn't chase it. Nothing more foolish than a man chasin' his hat." -Tom, Miller's Crossing

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    fierycjposted 14 years ago

    Look at the size of this trunk. It can take two bodies. (Robert De Niro - Analyze That)

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    Davinagirl3posted 14 years ago

    "I don't have a wife, because emotion is dangerous." -Lucky, Mobsters.

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       fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       you never cease to amaze me, Davi. I mean, liking that line and being married and all.

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          Davinagirl3posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Love was probably the only thing Lucky Luciano was afraid of.  I think it's ironic.

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             fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             and there you go, quoting on Luciano.

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    Davinagirl3posted 14 years ago

    "You thought you could steal from ME, Meyer Lansky, and Charlie Luciano, and get away with it?" -Bugsy.

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    Adam Bposted 14 years ago

    Now go get your f**king shine-box.

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       Davinagirl3posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Classic!

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          fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Even more classic, what happened afterwards to the guy that said it.

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    dohn121posted 14 years ago

    "Luca Brassi sleeps with the fishes."
    
    -Clemenza, The Godfather

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    AsherKadeposted 14 years ago

    I don't know wise movies much...I guess it's because I'm too busy living "wise crack movies" and don't want my personal life imitating art....

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       dohn121posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       We all need a good laugh once in a while, even at the expense of some dead people (in movies).

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    dohn121posted 14 years ago

    I just found this one which I can't pass up:
    
    "I was the luckiest kid in the world. I could go anywhere. I could do anything. I knew everybody and everybody knew me...I was part of something. And I belonged. I was treated like a grown-up. Every day, I was learning to score. A dollar here. A dollar there. I was living a fantasy."
    
    -Henry Hill, Goodfellas

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    fierycjposted 14 years ago

    Forgetaboutit. (All Wise-Guy Movies)

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