This is the rule in the professional life which is tried to be explained in the following manner
When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough
When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, he is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wandering around.
When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked
When I do good, my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, he never forgets.....
Thats why Someone has TRULY Said
BOSS IS ALWAYS RIGHT.....
That was awesome and couldn't be more true. The opening sentence about being slow vs thorough is quite precise. You nailed it on the head. No wait, you are a complainer and a bad seed trying to stir up other employees. j/k. nice job.
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