Funny reasons to quit a job

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   dingdongposted 12 years ago

   Because the boss is getting older
   
   
   
   
   
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      kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      You find out the boss gave you a raise

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      May PLposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      I am tired of being able to come home on time.

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   melporposted 12 years ago

   I am older than my boss.

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   webismineposted 12 years ago

   I'm getting bored of the promotions!

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   Pearldiverposted 12 years ago

   I'm sick of the boss eating my lunch

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   blogdigzposted 12 years ago

   For not being allowed to see personal emails!

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      annacearleyposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      I am getting bored of doing the same thing again and again.
      http://allbout.info/force-factor-get-it-done-now/

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   paradigmsearchposted 12 years ago

   Sick and tired of being in the top tax bracket.

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   Rafiniposted 12 years ago

   Making more money than I need.

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   Ultimate Hubberposted 12 years ago

   I was tired of watching movies and hubbing during work hours.

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   jokeapptvposted 12 years ago

   the boss spent more time online at work than me.
   the whole company started down the path of collapse when he got his 1st dial up disk yrs ago. now the companys a mess.

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    weblogposted 12 years ago

    Because I'm not allowed to sleep in my office.

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       Ultimate Hubberposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       And I quit because I was so fed up of sleeping in my office.

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    Extinct Soulposted 12 years ago

    Because my new boss name's Dingdong..

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    logic,commonsenseposted 12 years ago

    Because we're not allowed to have sex in the hallways! :

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    kmackey32posted 12 years ago

    Because I am making millions on Hubpages...whoohoo, just kidn....lol

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    dingdongposted 12 years ago

    Because the office is nearer to my residence!

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    theseusposted 12 years ago

    Because I'm fed up of all the praises..

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

    too much mandatory oral sex at lunch, porn is a hard job, don't kid yourself 

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    lex123posted 12 years ago

    Too much restrictions in the office, which I can't tolerate.

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    WebbyAvatarposted 12 years ago

    Because I had to work!!

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    Home Girlposted 12 years ago

    Too boring, nothing to do there.

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    Beth100posted 12 years ago

    The office is too close to home... couldn't stand not being in 2 hour traffic jams with horns blaring while breathing in the smog 

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    WebbyAvatarposted 12 years ago

    Tired of writing leave letters!

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    Ultimate Hubberposted 12 years ago

    Because no one stopped me from killing me colleagues.

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    manlypoetrymanposted 12 years ago

    because it is a real pain having to wake up early everyday!

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       Ultimate Hubberposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       I quit my job because I never had to wake up early!

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    jaja819posted 12 years ago

    i throw up because of stress!

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    dingdongposted 12 years ago

    Because I hate to get paid for working.

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    webismineposted 12 years ago

    Because I hate to attend the phone calls.

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    ImChemistposted 12 years ago

    I quit my job because my uniform color is white

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    Stacie Lposted 12 years ago

    ...because I passed out every time he removed his shoes!

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    Kathryn LJposted 12 years ago

    I was expected to work.

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    webismineposted 12 years ago

    Tired of chatting all the day with my colleagues!

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    L a d y f a c eposted 12 years ago

    I'm expected to come back after my lunch break.
    
    Also, people aren't allowed to flirt anymore. Boooooorrriiing..

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    dingdongposted 12 years ago

    Tired of the love proposals.

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    thirdmilleniumposted 12 years ago

    Girls

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    webismineposted 12 years ago

    Because I wanted to sleep only at home.

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    Bellamieposted 12 years ago

    Because they ran out of toilet paper!

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