Funny reasons to quit a job

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  1. dingdong profile image61
    dingdongposted 7 years ago

    Because the boss is getting older big_smile





    Now, post your reasons!

    1. profile image0
      kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      You find out the boss gave you a raise

    2. May PL profile image68
      May PLposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I am tired of being able to come home on time.

  2. melpor profile image93
    melporposted 7 years ago

    I am older than my boss.

  3. webismine profile image59
    webismineposted 7 years ago

    I'm getting bored of the promotions!

  4. Pearldiver profile image78
    Pearldiverposted 7 years ago

    I'm sick of the boss eating my lunch sad

  5. blogdigz profile image55
    blogdigzposted 7 years ago

    For not being allowed to see personal emails!

    1. profile image47
      annacearleyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I am getting bored of doing the same thing again and again.
      http://allbout.info/force-factor-get-it-done-now/

  6. paradigmsearch profile image91
    paradigmsearchposted 7 years ago

    Sick and tired of being in the top tax bracket.

  7. Rafini profile image87
    Rafiniposted 7 years ago

    Making more money than I need. yikes

  8. Ultimate Hubber profile image63
    Ultimate Hubberposted 7 years ago

    I was tired of watching movies and hubbing during work hours.

  9. jokeapptv profile image58
    jokeapptvposted 7 years ago

    the boss spent more time online at work than me.
    the whole company started down the path of collapse when he got his 1st dial up disk yrs ago. now the companys a mess.

  10. weblog profile image56
    weblogposted 7 years ago

    Because I'm not allowed to sleep in my office.

    1. Ultimate Hubber profile image63
      Ultimate Hubberposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      And I quit because I was so fed up of sleeping in my office.

  11. Extinct Soul profile image57
    Extinct Soulposted 7 years ago

    Because my new boss name's Dingdong..lol

  12. profile image64
    logic,commonsenseposted 7 years ago

    Because we're not allowed to have sex in the hallways! :

  13. kmackey32 profile image68
    kmackey32posted 7 years ago

    Because I am making millions on Hubpages...whoohoo, just kidn....lol

  14. dingdong profile image61
    dingdongposted 7 years ago

    Because the office is nearer to my residence!

  15. theseus profile image81
    theseusposted 7 years ago

    Because I'm fed up of all the praises..smile

  16. profile image0
    kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years ago

    too much mandatory oral sex at lunch, porn is a hard job, don't kid yourself  cool

  17. lex123 profile image73
    lex123posted 7 years ago

    Too much restrictions in the office, which I can't tolerate.

  18. WebbyAvatar profile image55
    WebbyAvatarposted 7 years ago

    Because I had to work!!

  19. profile image0
    Home Girlposted 7 years ago

    Too boring, nothing to do there.

  20. Beth100 profile image71
    Beth100posted 7 years ago

    The office is too close to home... couldn't stand not being in 2 hour traffic jams with horns blaring while breathing in the smog  smile

  21. WebbyAvatar profile image55
    WebbyAvatarposted 7 years ago

    Tired of writing leave letters!

  22. Ultimate Hubber profile image63
    Ultimate Hubberposted 7 years ago

    Because no one stopped me from killing me colleagues.

  23. manlypoetryman profile image75
    manlypoetrymanposted 7 years ago

    because it is a real pain having to wake up early everyday!

    1. Ultimate Hubber profile image63
      Ultimate Hubberposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I quit my job because I never had to wake up early!

  24. jaja819 profile image57
    jaja819posted 7 years ago

    i throw up because of stress!

  25. dingdong profile image61
    dingdongposted 7 years ago

    Because I hate to get paid for working.

  26. webismine profile image59
    webismineposted 7 years ago

    Because I hate to attend the phone calls.

  27. ImChemist profile image56
    ImChemistposted 7 years ago

    I quit my job because my uniform color is white

  28. Stacie L profile image89
    Stacie Lposted 7 years ago

    ...because I passed out every time he removed his shoes! yikes

  29. profile image0
    Kathryn LJposted 7 years ago

    I was expected to work.

  30. webismine profile image59
    webismineposted 7 years ago

    Tired of chatting all the day with my colleagues!

  31. L a d y f a c e profile image76
    L a d y f a c eposted 7 years ago

    I'm expected to come back after my lunch break.

    Also, people aren't allowed to flirt anymore. Boooooorrriiing..

  32. dingdong profile image61
    dingdongposted 7 years ago

    Tired of the love proposals.

  33. thirdmillenium profile image60
    thirdmilleniumposted 7 years ago

    Girls

  34. webismine profile image59
    webismineposted 7 years ago

    Because I wanted to sleep only at home.

  35. Bellamie profile image56
    Bellamieposted 7 years ago

    Because they ran out of toilet paper!

 
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