write a small poem of your topic. keep it funny.
here is mine;
Mr. Duck Hunter
Pull up those waders and grab your gun,
only two weeks for the season to run.
Grab your bird dogs and jump in the truck
cuz you're gonna shoot
Waterfowl duck eating foul water muck.
and just remember as you pull those ducks from
marshes and bogs,
I saw those same ducks eating corn...
from sewer pond logs.
a cactus is the opposite of a chair,
and fire is the opposite of hair.
tears are the opposite of mace,
I can't find a difference
in your butt and your face?
good night my dear.
whats that you said?
doph, the dog house is opposite the bed.
by Debby Bruck5 years ago
Is it of value to write short poems on Hubpages and does it affect your rating negatively?I often see Hubpages that have just 3 lines of poetry, with or without an image to complement it. Does this positively or...
by barranca9 years ago
Sometimes poems are short but do not lack content. The powers that be need to either decide they want poem/hubs or not. If they do, then "they" need to figure out a way to not flag hubs for having...
by Susan Britton3 years ago
Write a Hub that is outside your comfort zone in 2015. (If you normally write informative articles, try a short story or poem. If you're a creative writer, consider a tutorial or explanation Hub.)This above sentence was...
by Wesley Meacham4 years ago
How well do poems and short stories do on HP?I noticed a while back somewhere that HP staff had mentioned that creative writing such as poems and short stories don't do as well as informational pieces. I'm curious to...
Copyright © 2018 HubPages Inc. and respective owners.
Other product and company names shown may be trademarks of their respective owners.
HubPages® is a registered Service Mark of HubPages, Inc.
HubPages and Hubbers (authors) may earn revenue on this page based on affiliate relationships and advertisements with partners including Amazon, Google, and others.