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Lets have a bit of a knees Up

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    poetlorraineposted 8 years ago

    I know it is early afternoon, but lets have a laugh.......  come on join in.....

    Justine, where are you......

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    Justine76posted 8 years ago

    HERE!!! was watching a video....  wink

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    Alotaposted 8 years ago

    I have just done a wax job and I think it has gone horribly wrong

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      Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      oh no.....

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    poetlorraineposted 8 years ago

    oh no that sounds so painful, what video you watching Justine.

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      Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I was watching John...that you sent me
      now Im here

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        poetlorraineposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        do you like his voice.,.... he just blows me away

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    poetlorraineposted 8 years ago

    Here in Ireland everyone is giving something up for lent, not me i am not a catholic....

    So here is a story about Ireland......

    there were two drunks in a pub, well   every one was drunk actually but i am just going to tell you about two of them.. back in a few  minutes.

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      Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol ok?

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    Alotaposted 8 years ago

    Yes left the wax on too long, red lips and burned cheeks for lover boy tonight

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    poetlorraineposted 8 years ago

    Paddy, Murphy and Donal all went for a guiness evey night together, they were brothers.  After 20 years of going out together, one brother Murphy moved to Australia.

    Because the other two brothers were so sad, they carried on going to the same pub for 10 more years, kept a seat in the middle and always ordered 3 drinks each round.....

    Now one evening ......  Paddy and Donal showed up, did not set three chairs, and did not order three drinks.  Each round they ordered two.  Everyone in the pub noticed, the bar man wanted to say something but he was not brave enough.....

    Just as the men were about to leave, the bar man shook the hands of the two men, and said how sorry he was about their brother.....

    Sorry the two men in unison said, about what.....

    Well the barman said he had noticed that they only ordered two drinks each round.  They did not pull up a seat for Murphy either, he said how sorry he was Murphy had died.

    Donal laughed out loud...... No he has not died, i have given guiness up for lent he explained......lol

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      Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol Im happy Im not catholic.

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    Alotaposted 8 years ago

    Whats the difference between a Phd in maths and a large Pizza?

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      Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      pepporoni?

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    Alotaposted 8 years ago

    You can feed a family of four with a large Pizza

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    poetlorraineposted 8 years ago

    are you Justine why????

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      Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      so I do not have to do lent

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    poetlorraineposted 8 years ago

    so am I .......  they all seem to, one girl at work is giving up drink for lent, it will nearly kill her.....

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      Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      thats too bad
      I like to give up things now and then, to  make sure I can...but I dont like to be made too...Ive got to go for a bit, Ill be back

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        poetlorraineposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        absolutely...... bring your mates accross for a bit of a party

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    tobey100posted 8 years ago

    I just heard that Olympic skier, Peekabo Street has retired and is now working at a hospital in Colorado in the intensive care unit.  They won't let her answer the phone though.  Not because she's famous, just because they're sick of hearing her say "Peekabo, I.C.U."

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    poetlorraineposted 8 years ago

    big_smile big_smile  nice one cyril

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    wrenfrost56posted 8 years ago

    Sorry I'm late. What have I missed? smile

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      tobey100posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Just a little humor.  By the way, my Dad recently purchased a very expensive hear aid.  I asked him what kind it was and he told me 10:30

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    poetlorraineposted 8 years ago

    great joke....


    looks like you have not missed too much, but the  night is young,wrenfrost.....

 
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