Well, I just could not pass up this one without sharing it.MY PRIVATE PART DIED An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong. 'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace. 'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.' Knowing her patients were a Little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so Sorry,Mr. Wallace. Please accept my Condolences..' The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part Hanging out of his pajamas. He met Nurse Tracy . 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down The Hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.' But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that My Private Part died.' 'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy , 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out Of Your pajamas?' (You've gotta love this.) 'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.' IF YOU ARE NOT LAUGHING SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU!! I received this from a friend.I did not compose it, but, I will Share. OLY
I cannot laugh because of the horrific mental image this produced. Oh the things that can never be unseen....
Sorry if I offended you. I did not think somebody would take this to the outer limits.OLY
Paradigmsearch scrambles looking for the perfect pic...
Oly, I made the mistake of reading this while my adult students were checking their work, needless to say that was the end of the class. As of this moment we are still laughing......
Well, I am sure glad to see that some of us still have our hum-er. That first post/re-ply, I got, kinda knocked me over.Sorry, I interrupted your class, NOT, ROTFLMAO.I would have loved to have been there.OLY.
Hilarious joke but I fear that I might have nightmares tonight from your picture, Ron...
Hey, I think I know that guy!
I'm still laughing!
Who took that BIG MAN, Ron put out here, OFF. ???????????????I didn't.OLY
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