Fluster
If you are considered "Far out" than you know that you're "In"
If you're a bit overweight some may call you "Slim"
You know it's "Hot" when I tell you that it's "Cool"
C'mon now~where'd you go to school?
Didn't you know that it's good to be bad
In a pitted fruit is a seed to be had?
If I were to resign would I give up and go?
Or would I sign on again, gosh, I don't know
Contronyms, Janus or slang~confusing words at best
and ones I must always have in mind to keep up with the rest
So I don't "dollop" too much, too little or none
and to know when "Bolt" means to secure and when I'm s'posed to run !