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Thirty Things I Learned During my Daughter's Years in College

Updated on June 6, 2012

On the occasion of my daughter’s graduation from college, I began thinking about all that I had learned while she was a college student. Here is a list of the top thirty. My college degree never prepared me for any of this.

1. How to text

2. How to tweet

3. How to Google chat

4. How to Facebook chat

5. How to look at Facebook pictures

6. How to ignore Facebook pictures

7. How to transfer money through online banking

8. How to check a credit card statement every day

9. How to ignore a credit card statement most of the time

10. By far the best way to get from LA to Boston is on Jet Blue

11. What a “big” and “little” are (sorority stuff)

12. That social media is so important it’s taught as an upper division course

13. The higher the heel, the better

14. The shorter the skirt, the better

15. The longer the hair, the better

16. How to let go of your child when she leaves for college

17. How to welcome your child back home and attempt to treat her like an adult

18. How to let go of your child again – I mean your adult

19. How clean a house can be

20. How expensive it is to go to college in a city

21. How expensive it is to go to college

22. How expensive it is, all of it

23. How enriching and exciting a semester abroad can be (see #22)

24. How to be the mother of an adult

25. How much adults still need their mothers

26. How fast it all goes

27. How much fun it’s all been

28. How much there is to look forward to

29. How great it is to reminisce

30. How much I love my daughter

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    • krsharp05 profile image

      Kristi Sharp 

      6 years ago from Born in Missouri. Raised in Minnesota.

      This made me laugh and brought a tear to my eye. I have a thirteen year old and an eleven year old son and I'm terrified! Loved it! -K

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      trimar7 

      6 years ago from New York

      It is definitely a journey going from being a mom of children and then releasing them into the world, watching the evolution of children becoming young adults, and then realizing that you gave birth to your own best friends.

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      Ruth Pieterse 

      6 years ago

      I relate to this too!

    • Laci Ledbetter profile image

      Laci Ledbetter 

      6 years ago from Fayetteville, Arkansas

      Ha! That's very Cute!

    • sharongreenthal profile imageAUTHOR

      sharongreenthal 

      6 years ago from Orange County, CA

      Thanks so much! Congratulations to you on your son's completion of the police academy - that must be a ton of hard work.

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      Debbie Carey 

      6 years ago from Riverton, KS, USA

      AMEN!! Thanks for the laugh!! My son just finished the Police Academy after 2 years of college classes! Had to move home for academy semester and is moving out again! I am SO with you....broke and smiling! Good Job! Voted up, interesting and funny!

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