All You Can Eat Buffet prime suspect in Willpower's Death
Death outside local restaurant
Willpower, 31, was found dead Friday night outside a local restaurant. Police officials believe the prime suspect is the All You Can Eat Buffet, although investigations are continuing.
Willpower was found outside the local restaurant by family members. The family members reported that Willpower never made it inside the restaurant.
“We were supposed to meet here at abut 7:30 p.m.,” Bob said. “We immediately went inside, but he never showed up. So we just started eating without him.
The local restaurant had a complete buffet, allowing several options for restaurant goers to indulge themselves with. To finish off the overindulgence, diners could coddle over the desert bar, which offered chocolate cake, cookies, apple cobbler and ice cream.
Iama Cop, local police official, stated witnesses verified the family was in the establishment for 2 hours. While there, they feasted on numerous plates of food, which caused their stomachs to swell and their eyelids to get heavy.
“I feel the family was being distracted,” Cop said. “The murderer wanted to make sure they were occupied long enough so he could finish Willpower off, and escape the scene before being caught.”
While investigations are still ongoing, the coroner placed the death within 5 minutes of the family entering the establishment.
The main suspect of Willpower’s murder is the All You Can Eat Buffet, Cop said. Witnesses say they heard screaming around the time of the incident, but ignored the calls for help so they could get inside to eat.
All You Can Eat Buffet is a notorious serial killer that has been plaguing the local area for years. His typical victims are left with swollen abdominal areas and slash marks that are believed to be caused by a fork. He has escaped all attempts at capture, and police officials warn local residents he is armed and dangerous.
Investigations are continuing on Willpower’s death. If you have any additional information that will help with the arrest of this dangerous criminal, call 1-800-EAT-FOOD.
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