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All You Can Eat Buffet prime suspect in Willpower's Death

Updated on March 13, 2011
All You Can Eat Buffet is considered armed and dangerous. If you have any information that could help police in the arrest call 1-800-EAT-FOOD.
All You Can Eat Buffet is considered armed and dangerous. If you have any information that could help police in the arrest call 1-800-EAT-FOOD. | Source

Death outside local restaurant

Willpower, 31, was found dead Friday night outside a local restaurant. Police officials believe the prime suspect is the All You Can Eat Buffet, although investigations are continuing.

Willpower was found outside the local restaurant by family members. The family members reported that Willpower never made it inside the restaurant.

“We were supposed to meet here at abut 7:30 p.m.,” Bob said. “We immediately went inside, but he never showed up. So we just started eating without him.

The local restaurant had a complete buffet, allowing several options for restaurant goers to indulge themselves with. To finish off the overindulgence, diners could coddle over the desert bar, which offered chocolate cake, cookies, apple cobbler and ice cream.

Iama Cop, local police official, stated witnesses verified the family was in the establishment for 2 hours. While there, they feasted on numerous plates of food, which caused their stomachs to swell and their eyelids to get heavy.

“I feel the family was being distracted,” Cop said. “The murderer wanted to make sure they were occupied long enough so he could finish Willpower off, and escape the scene before being caught.”

While investigations are still ongoing, the coroner placed the death within 5 minutes of the family entering the establishment.

The main suspect of Willpower’s murder is the All You Can Eat Buffet, Cop said. Witnesses say they heard screaming around the time of the incident, but ignored the calls for help so they could get inside to eat.

All You Can Eat Buffet is a notorious serial killer that has been plaguing the local area for years. His typical victims are left with swollen abdominal areas and slash marks that are believed to be caused by a fork. He has escaped all attempts at capture, and police officials warn local residents he is armed and dangerous.

Investigations are continuing on Willpower’s death. If you have any additional information that will help with the arrest of this dangerous criminal, call 1-800-EAT-FOOD.

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    • barbergirl28 profile imageAUTHOR

      Stacy Harris 

      5 years ago from Hemet, Ca

      @Iamsam - Thank you... glad you enjoyed it! :)

    • barbergirl28 profile imageAUTHOR

      Stacy Harris 

      5 years ago from Hemet, Ca

      @Peggy W - Oh Chinese buffets are the best and the worst. For one, they are so difficult to not eat an abundance of food because you just want to try a little of everything. When we lived in New York we had a really good one down the street. Since we moved to California, we haven't found a good Chinese food place. Now I am really craving them. Unfortunately, Chinese food seems to leave you so fast. It doesn't seem to matter how much I eat there... I am hungry two hours later! :)

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      Helna 

      5 years ago

      Very interesting hub.

      Thanks

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      Peggy Woods 

      5 years ago from Houston, Texas

      Hi Stacy,

      That video is hilarious! I have to admit...Mr. Willpower seems to take a hike when all you can eat buffets are entered. My favorite one is a Chinese buffet. Haven't been there in a while. Now you have me thinking of it and drooling. Ha! Consider this shared!

    • barbergirl28 profile imageAUTHOR

      Stacy Harris 

      6 years ago from Hemet, Ca

      @myth - I am horrible with all you can eat buffets. I blame it on my frugalness. After all, when I go I want to get my money's worth. therefore I consume plate after plate after plate and a little of this and that and this and that until I need to be rolled out. I try to avoid them most of the time...

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      mythicalstorm273 

      6 years ago

      Wow rereading some of your early stuff makes me laugh! You are so funny but I must admit I have not been to a buffet in like 3 years and I never really had the problem of over eating when I did go to one. I guess that is my luckiness with not liking food! lol

    • barbergirl28 profile imageAUTHOR

      Stacy Harris 

      7 years ago from Hemet, Ca

      Thankfully right now I am way to full otherwise I would be thinking all you can eat buffet right now too! I truly believe they are the only places that have a decnt salad bar! YUMMMY! But now my husband just made brownies... I am goign to be hurting later! LOL Glad you enjoyed the hub!

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      Kelly Umphenour 

      7 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      BBG - too funny!! You never let me down - I always get a good belly laugh when I read your hubs! Just thinking about a buffet like this makes me feel guilt:). I love buffet's though.......yum!

    • barbergirl28 profile imageAUTHOR

      Stacy Harris 

      7 years ago from Hemet, Ca

      @What is Q - I was searching for the best video... I was think Weird Al, but my mother in law found this one. I watched it 5 times cause I was laughing so hard. I might actually watch it again after I am done writing this comment.

      I am so happy I could make you laugh instead of letting you sleep. I would choose laughing over sleep any day!! :)

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      Adam 

      7 years ago from Tennessee

      All you can eat buffet? Sounds like a slap to the face of every starving kid in Africa. I hope Iama Cop catches this SOB. Great hub, love it. Nothing beats laughing at 3 in the morning. Sleep doesn't even come close.

      Oh, and in that Mark Lowry video, when he keeps pulling that sandwich out of the fridge... Priceless. I could eat it all, too.

    • barbergirl28 profile imageAUTHOR

      Stacy Harris 

      7 years ago from Hemet, Ca

      @Literary Geisha - I am glad you read through the title a couple of times. It makes me feel better because it actually took me almost a day and a half to come up with it. Glad you laughed through the entire thing... I laughed the whole time writing it!

      @Marellen - glad you liked the hub. It definately is true... and I tell you, I have the thought process that tells me I have to get my moneys worth so I ended up overeating each and every time.

      @Neon_Letters - Did I encourage you to go to an all you can eat buffet? LOL

      @Genna East - Thanks. I was going for the hard news feel. I thought it made it so much funnier that way. Glad you enjoyed it! :)

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      Genna East 

      7 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

      "All You Can Eat Buffet is a notorious serial killer that has been plaguing the local area for years."

      Lol. This is great; creative and unique. Well done. :)

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      Neon_Letters 

      7 years ago

      pretty funny! i got hungry...

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      marellen 

      7 years ago

      barbergirl28.....love your hub...so funny and true. LOL

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      Literary Geisha 

      7 years ago from Philippines

      lol!! i had to read the title more than twice to understand what it was saying, and after that - all throughout the hub - was just laughing my way along!

    • barbergirl28 profile imageAUTHOR

      Stacy Harris 

      7 years ago from Hemet, Ca

      I went to one on Friday and I think I did pretty well... I ate a fat loaded salad and 3 pieces of pizza. I at least got my daily veggie intake. I also got my dairy... through ice cream! LOL

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      Lisa Kroulik 

      7 years ago from Minnesota

      LOL. I just got back from one today. My family's idea, of course!

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