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STUPID FOOD FOR STUPID PEOPLE

Updated on October 29, 2012

Yes there’s food,

And yes, there is drink,

That obliterates,

The ability to reasonably think.

.

As there often is,

There must be a sleazy crime.

To accompany food and drink,

Amid the greasy slime.

.

I’ll again be misconstrued?

Considered rude to intrude,

As I allude to substances crude,

That many consider food.

.

Your indolence and irreverence

Has no defense,

As your impudence,

Discards the evidence.

.

Your own life you retard,

As you disregard any yard,

Any road, any boulevard.

Shame is your discard.

.

Foul food and cheap beer,

Renders imbibers so queer,

And litter spoils,

All the lands we hold dear.

.

The vendors sicken’,

With the greasy frickin’,

Finger lickin’ chicken,

Brains and arteries thicken.

.

Toss out the empties.

Many mini-bottles of liquor.

The deception is rife,

And our society is sicker.

.

Disregard facts.

Big Macs - heart attacks.

Habits and taste buds rule,

And the consciousness lacks.

.

Cheap beer and wine.

Keep the sheep blind,

As grease permeates,

And clogs the mind.

.

To eat well and do well,

Seems a bummer?

But it is this food and drink,

That makes you dumber.

.

Is it Bojangles,

Where you get your fix.

And must you fall,

For lame culinary tricks?

.

Is it in McDonalds,

Where you fall for a trap?

Or is it another fast-food,

Like the Kentucky fried crap?

.

It matters not,

Eat it while it’s hot.

Now toss it out,

At any convenient spot.

.

The police are on the case.

If there was just a little evidence,

Like discarded containers,

With finger prints.

.

The cops will find the clues.

It’s just a matter of time.

If there were only some evidence,

Of there being a crime.

.

.

~Micky Dee~

Foods for the selfishly stupid:

Within a half mile, with a quarter of a mile - the evidence of Bojangles, Taco Bell, McDonalds, the liquor store, etc. are tossed out of the idiots' windows.

The shame of the overindulgence of stupid food is so strong that the morons of self-imposed ignorance self worship with self loathing - toss their evidence of garbage out of their moving cars.

Their addiction to garbage is as bad as any addition.

The Majestic Plastic Bag - A Mockumentary

Plastic bags are illegal in some couintries.

They should be illegal on planet Earth.

Most humans cannot be trusted with plastic.

.

Scarecrow of Plastic Straws: Consipuous consumption

Tired of the trashy look?

142 other pictures I took.

Why not throttle,

The plastic bottle?

Get outraged to spastic,

About all the plastic.

There's a crime,

Isn't it time?

But cops don't have a clue.

So it's up to you.

Again part of the solution?

Or part of the pollution?

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.~Micky Dee~

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TOP FOOD AND BEVERAGE FOR IDIOTS ON ENO MOUNTAIN ROAD ARE:

BUDWEISER BEER

BOJANGLES

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