How To Make Life Bad Or Good

We all can make life bad on our own we don't need any help with that

So let's just deep six that idea into the closest barrel we can find

See ya later baby!

Lets try that again

See ya later baby!

Hey that was fun

I don't know why I haven't done this before

Good bye cinderella

In your face

Down the drain

Bye bye

Kiss this one

I guess I could go on

But I think you can carry it on from here

Now are feeling a little better ?

Do you feel the heavy weight lifted off your shoulder ?

It is about time

Long long over due

Now let's get on with the day

We have alot of work to do

Did I scare half of you away

I hope not

Well let's say we have lots of fun and games to play

I don't want anyone really to leave

I just got started and I feel the rush

Maybe it was from bending over to fast

I certainly hope not

Well on with the good

Tell me everything good about yourself in 2 minutes

Go

Say it with confidence and pride

Say it as if you mean it

Tell me louder !

I can't hear you

Is that the best you can do ?

I think if I were you I could do so much better

But I am not you and I can't

Because that time you blew me out of the park!

Alright stop either you made me deaf in one ear from yelling so loud or I have an extreme headache and I can't think straight

But enough about me

This is about you

So when your ever feeling down and blue

Try this one and if doesn't work for you

Keep trying until it does

There is a money back guarantee on this sucker

It must be working

You gave me another headache

So I guess you did learn how to make my life bad

Some people need to get excited

It isn't enough just to be happy

They like the Mean side of life

Look at all the newspapers that sell billions and billions of copies

Who are the suckers now??

Death,dying,killing,beatings,torture,pain

All on the front cover who has to read anymore

This is real life to some

Not for me or for others who won't let it in

We can always rise above our toughtest times and make them better

Learn from our own lessons and become the people we are meant to be

We are each different and unique thank God for that

Life will never be boring or dull

I don't think I would want it any other way

So today I get to take two asprins and take a nap

You get to R O C K !!!!

You have seen one more side of you that you maybe didn't take notice

When you get the time

Try it again

It is a game that is free

That has great lasting benefits

It won't run out

There is no expiration date ever

It won't cost you more and more money every month like your health insurance

The benefits are great it is like a gym membership but no gym

You are excercising the right to be you

You have brought it front and center

Next time try to do it faster

Try to say it louder

Try to record it so you can hear yourself

Try to think of new reasons to love you

You are the only you, you have got

Hey that's way to many you's

I don't care if you like what I say

I don't care if you never call me

I just want to know if you are feeling better today than yesterday

You be the judge and the jury

We all have to learn how to make the best of what we have

To give credit to where credit is do

Many  people have been trying to remind us this for years

In reference to every cartoon I ever loved

"That's all folks"