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Humor Quotes and Funny Jokes About Pregnant Women - Pregnancy Quotes and Jokes

Updated on May 4, 2011

Humor Quotes and Funny Jokes About Pregnant Women

Humor Quotes and Funny Jokes About Pregnant Women. I like to read humor and laughter about anything pertaining to the world around us -- people, places, situations and anything which will make me laugh. That's what I do at the start of the day I go to sites to read about humor plus I also subscribed to these sites.

Have you heard about humor therapy yes it helps. One author and sociologist once said, the world is a stage where there are many actors and actresses just acting or acting funny.

Pregnancy is a joyful experience, some women would say this is the most exciting part of their lives. Sometimes it can be stressful for some as they are anticipating the changes in their body. There is physical and emotional overloads as the hormones are changing in the body of a pregnant woman.

It is a stage in life where some crazy things happen to you, you crave for the unusual foods, other times you are nauseous when you smell foods. All in all, it is a challenging experience and they say that it is what makes a woman.

Funny Quotes about having a Baby

"Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws, I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby, and I can go out" By Matthew Broderick

"Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it"
By Marshall McLuhan

"When choosing a name for your baby, go to the back door and shout it out a few times"

Pregnant women are the butt of jokes and in this hub I gather some humor quotes and funny jokes about pregnant women in the hope that when women and men in their lives read this one, they will smile and share a laughter together. Laughter is the best therapy and medicine and it is free, so come on read this hub "Humor Quotes and Funny Jokes About Pregnant Women" and you will surely laugh.

Humor Quotes and Funny Jokes About Pregnant Women

Question and Answer About Pregnant Women:

  • Question : The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
    Ans -- ‘Cause you’re fatter than they are -- By Anonymous
  • Question : What is the grasp reflex?
    Ans --- The reaction of new father’s when he sees new mother’s breasts -- By Anonymous
  • Question : What are night terrors?
    Ans --- Frightening episodes in which the new mother dreams she’s pregnant again.
  • Question : Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
    Ans --- When the kids are in college.
  • Question : Under what circumstances can sex at the end of pregnancy bring on labor?
    Ans --- When the sex is between your husband and another woman.
  • Question : Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
    Ans --- Yes, pregnancy.

Funny Jokes About Pregnant Women

On Naming babies :

One pregnant lady was in an accident and she woke up in the hospital. She noticed she was not pregnant anymore and asked the nurse what happened to her baby.

And the nurse replied -- -"You have two healthy babies, a boy and a girl!" The lady said, "Oh, I must name them," but the nurse said, "You were unconscious, so we called your brother, and he named them!" The lady said, "But he's as dumb as a box of rocks! So what are their names?-
The nurse said, "The girl is called "Denise." The woman replied, "Well that is a pretty name, so what did he name my boy?"

The nurse replied, "Denephew!"

You shouldn't ask or say these to your gf/wife after giving birth :

  • Hey Baby -- "Got milk?"
  • Honey please move over, don't block the TV
  • "Honey, maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Girlie."

A Lady Pregnant From A Foreign Country

Once there was a lady from a foreign country who could not understand much English wasn't feeling well and went to see her doctor. -- After examining her he said, --You are pregnant. Please understand that you have an insufficient passage and if you have a baby it will be a miracle.--
Then, the lady rushed home crying and told her husband, "The doctor says I'm pregnant and I have a fish in the passage and if I have a baby it will be a mackerel!".


Here at HubPages there are many people who write about funny things - hilarious stories and quotes -- funny quotes and one of them is Mr Nice. Take a look at his funny jokes, humor and quotes about anything from love, friendship and different funny situations around the globe .

This is not a funny quote I like this one by Van Gogh

"If one feels the need of something grand, something infinite, something that makes one feel aware of god, one need not go far to find it. I think that I see something deeper, more infinite, more eternal than the ocean in the expression of the eyes of a little baby, when it wakes in the morning and coos or laughs because it sees the sun shining on it’s cradle."
--- By Vincent Van Gogh


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