- Women's Health
MAMMOGRAM HUMOR - Time to SQUEEEZE One In...
Time to SQUEEEZE One In
A tad nauseous I arrive - on time but sleep depleted,
Afraid of the unknown - might bruises be secreted?
Standing naked to the waist - let's get on with it, I pleaded,
Take the BOOBIES for a check-up, girls - no matter how they're treated!
Step up to the machine - GIRLS-A-FLOPPIN', unimpeded,
Doc said I'd be uncomfortable - expectations were exceeded!
Goosebumps not withstanding - I felt quite over-heated,
Take those PUPPIES for a pressing, girls - no matter how they're treated!
One TA TA squeezed so tightly - could life-blood be excreted?
Now the other mauled and twisted - same crushing torture meted.
The GIRLS need to stay healthy - this point must be conceded!
So your odds of living long and strong are not heavily depleted!
Take the MAMMIES for a mammo, girls - this warning should be heeded,
To disregard the blatant facts is stupid - and conceited!
I'm thrilled to let you knowl - my B'ZOOMIES, they've succeeded!
Unexpected silver lining? I've never felt so KNEADED!