MAMMOGRAM HUMOR - Time to SQUEEEZE One In...

A tad nauseous I arrive - on time but sleep depleted,

Afraid of the unknown - might bruises be secreted?

Standing naked to the waist - let's get on with it, I pleaded,

Take the BOOBIES for a check-up, girls - no matter how they're treated!

Step up to the machine - GIRLS-A-FLOPPIN', unimpeded,

Doc said I'd be uncomfortable - expectations were exceeded!

Goosebumps not withstanding - I felt quite over-heated,

Take those PUPPIES for a pressing, girls - no matter how they're treated!

One TA TA squeezed so tightly - could life-blood be excreted?

Now the other mauled and twisted - same crushing torture meted.

The GIRLS need to stay healthy - this point must be conceded!

So your odds of living long and strong are not heavily depleted!

Take the MAMMIES for a mammo, girls - this warning should be heeded,

To disregard the blatant facts is stupid - and conceited!

I'm thrilled to let you knowl - my B'ZOOMIES, they've succeeded!

Unexpected silver lining? I've never felt so KNEADED!

The End