ArtsAutosBooksBusinessEducationEntertainmentFamilyFashionFoodGamesGenderHealthHolidaysHomeHubPagesPersonal FinancePetsPoliticsReligionSportsTechnologyTravel

Welcome To The Golden Years ... [254*6]

Updated on August 14, 2016
My Esoteric profile image

MY ESOTERIC likes to think of himself as a bit of a polymath with degrees in Statistics, Accounting, Computer Science, & Operations Research



Where Did My Car Go?

HEALTH AND AGING WAS THE ONLY TOPIC I could think of to put this little diddy in. It certainly won't make the the Hubpages top 10 because of its lack of originality and its brevity and will probably earn an empty circle soon.

My wife sent me the following story, which was sent to her because the sender thought that I could have written it. I had to laugh at it because this hits way too close to home (I'm 68 and prone to this sort of thing). In any case, because this story has been circulating in the Internet for a while so I apologize if you have seen this already:

Several days ago, after an errand, I walked into the parking lot, but couldn't find my keys. I quickly gave myself a personal "TSA Pat Down."

They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My wife has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. She's afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the parking lot, I realized she was right.

The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all to my wife: " I left my keys in the car, and it's been stolen."

There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard her voice. "Are you kidding me?" she barked, "I dropped you off!"

Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, can you come and get me?"

She retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal your damn car!"

Welcome to the golden years....

Does this strike close to home for you? It does me for sure.

On A Slightly More Serious Note ...

WHILE THIS LITTLE VIGNETTE IS MORE THAN FUNNY, in real life it can be a warning sign, especially if it is as far out as this; while not this bad, I have found myself in similar situations. I keep track of them although my family thinks I am crazy, or as they like to say in today's vernacular "cray-cray". Why do I care so much? Because my maternal grandmother died of Alzheimers and allegedly one of my paternal uncles did as well. Add to that the results from my 23 and Me DNA testing showed more markers having a higher probability for contracting Alzheimers than markers showing a normal or lower probability. So, I am cautious and watchful. (DNA markers are not always right, of course; they indicated I shouldn't have male-pattern baldness either, but it started when I was in high school, go figure.)

So, in any case, my caution is while these episodes may be funny, be on the watch out with your loved ones over 50. Lots of people will "forget" things temporarily and then remember them later, that is normal (but really frustrating!) but the frequency shouldn't be abnormal. Nor should permanent forgetting of things that should have been and have been remembered before. An example of this might be someone having breakfast that morning then swearing up and down that evening it didn't happen. If that begins to happen, that should set off an alarm bell or two.

So should flat out forgetting where you put you something important. Now that is coming close to home. I can't remember what it was now (no pun intended), and it has been more than once, where I put something away to retrieve a short time later. Well, a short time later comes around and I didn't have a clue where it was. Fortunately, I ultimately did remember, not stumble across and then remember (although that has happened as well), but did remember hours or days later and went to retrieve what ever it was. To me, that is scary; I can't convince my docs yet to take it seriously, but I will keep trying ... if I remember to.

Do You Relate?

Does The Above Vignette Sound Like You?

See results

Does The Above Vignette Sound Like Somebody You Know?

See results

Do You Worry About Contracting a Dementia Type Condition in the Future?

See results

Do You Worry About Someone Close to You Contracting a Dementia Type Condition in the Future?

See results

© 2014 My Esoteric


    0 of 8192 characters used
    Post Comment

    • Marcy Goodfleisch profile image

      Marcy Goodfleisch 3 years ago from Planet Earth

      I needed to see this today! There are times I think I am wasting part of my joy by fretting over the number of candles on my cake. You're right - aging can be a state of mind and a point of view!

    • phdast7 profile image

      Theresa Ast 3 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

      Excellent and important to so many of us on a second read. Sharing. Theresa

    • Shyron E Shenko profile image

      Shyron E Shenko 3 years ago from Texas

      Yes, I can relate, nothing like your vignette, but close enough, that is why I bought my husband a key finder. We are late for everything because he can't find his keys, except for yesterday, it was my turn and I could not find my keys.

      Loved your vignette

      Blessings and hugs


    • My Esoteric profile image

      My Esoteric 3 years ago from Keystone Heights, FL

      Sorry, didn't mean imply Aricept was a supplement. I am one of those who has feet on both sides of the fence Medications control several things that ail me, the biggie being my diabetes.

      I was prescribed Cerefolin for awhile (B-12 on steroids) but Tricare stopped covering it. Now I buy the piece parts and take those such as methylfolin, B-6, B-9, and NAC.

    • rmcrayne profile image

      rmcrayne 3 years ago from San Antonio Texas

      I too have a strong family history for Alzheimer's- maternal grandmother, 2 aunts and an uncle.

      Aricept is not a supplement, it is a pharmaceutical. I try to stay away from anything concocted in a lab. I try to consume as much coconut oil as I can, and buy it for my mom as well. You can find links/video on that on Dr. Mercola's website. You could also try blue green algae, or Sera Vital.

    • My Esoteric profile image

      My Esoteric 3 years ago from Keystone Heights, FL

      Yeah, I am taking supplements up the ying-yang including Aricept as a preventative, given my family history. Plays hell getting insurance, however. One my Dr. recommended that isn't available in the U.S. but she prescribed in Russia (she is, was a neurologist there, is an over-the-counter called Piracetam.

      And yes, getting old is bs; I don't like my body giving out on me ... to think lifting 40 pounds is now a struggle, sheesh.

      Thanks to the both of you for reading.

    • phdast7 profile image

      Theresa Ast 3 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

      Hits close to home. My father had diabetic dementia (his doctors said) in his early seventies amd his mother developed alzheimers in her early eighties. So it is something I think about. I do word puzzles and I am a professor, always reading and writing, so I am hoping to keep my brain frisky. I also take 4-5 vitamins/

      supplements that are supposed to help with rain function. Good Hub. Thank you.

      P.S. And funny of course. :)

    • Paradise7 profile image

      Paradise7 3 years ago from Upstate New York

      I did think this was funny. I hadn't seen it yet, so I think I'll pass it along via Facebook and Twitter. I'm 57 and looking hard at where I'm going from here. My memory is certainly far from perfect; however, I seem to have a fairly stable grip on the main things. Ageing is a b****, isn't it?