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Crazy Alarm Clocks
Wake Up to a Crazy Alarm Clock
Why wake up to a boring bell or radio, when you could wake up to a crazy alarm clock?
Some of these wacky time pieces are perfect for the person who has a hard time waking up and may sleep through more conventional alarms. Others are nice for those who like a gentler way to start their day.
Whether you prefer to rise and shine to the sound of farm animals or classical music, we have searched the internet for the most unique and craziest clocks to get you going in the morning so you can be on time.
I don't have too much trouble getting myself up in the morning, but I have a teenage daughter who would sleep until suppertime if I let her. She simply does not wake up! She must be making up for all the sleep she missed when she was a baby. I'm not sure I will ever recover from that!
These are some of my favorite clocks for giving to your teenager, or to buy for yourself.
Crazy Alarm Clock Makes You Chase It Around the Room! - Catch Me if You Can!
This crazy alarm clock beeps as it rolls across the room, forcing you to get up and turn it off. Comes in several color choices. The wheel function can be disabled if desired.
Some Tips to Help You Get Up!
If you have trouble getting out of bed in the morning, here are some ideas to help you rise and shine!
- Put the coffee pot next to your bed and set it to brew at getting up time. Put your mug on the dresser across the room!
- Remove any room-darkening curtains or blinds. Let the sun stream in!
- Forget the snooze alarm! Set your alarm for the time you absolutely must get up.
- Have your roommate come in and yank off all your covers.
- Get a dog that absolutely MUST go outside first thing or leaves you with messes to clean up later.
- Set multiple annoying sounds and lights to go off in various locations in your bedroom.
- Arrange to receive various phone calls early in the morning.
- Arrange your schedule so that you have someplace you must go early in the morning.
- Keep to a regular schedule, with a sensible bedtime, and get up the same time each day.
- Keep a noisy bird in your bedroom. Parrots are good. Or chickens!
Crazy Alarm Clock Plays Music & Projects Stars onto the Ceiling - A Gentle Awakening
I really do like this one. I have been thinking about getting it as a gift for myself. Something about having stars projected on the ceiling while I drift off to sleep sounds very relaxing!
Listen to music while this clock projects stars onto your ceiling. Wake up to your choice of four nature sounds or six classical songs.
Crazy Alarm Clock Wakes You Up With Wacky Voices - Drop the Pee-Low! Drop the Pee-Low!
There's no way you will be sleeping through these silly phrases! You'll wake up laughing when this one goes off! And no hitting the snooze button either!
Seven wacky phrases will wake you up when you set this crazy alarm clock. You will laugh yourself out of bed when you hear the funny accents and the words they say to make you get up.
Do You Need One of these Wild Contraptions? - Morning Glory or Night Owl?
Some people rise & shine with no problem. Others love to stay up late & sleep in. Which are you?
Crazy Alarm Clock Wakes You With Sonic Boom & Vibrations - Shakes You Out of Bed!
This clock will wake you up when nothing else will! It combines loud sound and flashing alarm lights with powerful bed vibrations to get you up on time. Never be late again!
A favorite of our readers!
Time to Wake Up!
Wake Up to This Crazy Darth Vader Alarm Clock - May the Force Force You to Get Up!
This crazy alarm clock does a little bit of everything. Not only is it an alarm clock, but it is also a lamp and a speaker for your MP3 player. The perfect gift for any Star Wars fan!
Pole Dancer Alarm Clock - Fun for Any Guy!
Got a man on your gift list who would enjoy this one? When it's time to get up, the buxom stripper swings around her pole to the pulsating beat of the music and flashing lights.
It's so exciting! What guy would not want one of these?!
Takes 1 LR44 battery, which is included, and 3 AA batteries, which are not included.
Warning: This is a popular gift which sells out fast!
Watch the Gears on This Crazy Clock - Gear Up for the Day!
Popular with engineers and scientists, this crazy alarm clock will mesmerize you with its working gears. You will be fascinated by how it all works!
Get Up With the Cows - This Gal Will Make Sure You are Moooo-ving!
When my grandmother was in the hospital, my sister came from out of state and stayed at her house. The next morning, Sis was startled when she suddenly heard a rooster crowing. None of us realized until then that Grandmother had a barnyard clock that woke her up everyday.
This alarm clock will wake you up with the sound of your favorite farm animal. Sure to get you moooo-ving in the morning! Also available as a pig or a duck.
If The Featured Clocks Aren't Crazy Enough, Check This Out!
You could build one of these contraptions, but I think this guy may have brain damage.
Got Time for a Poll?
Which sound do you prefer to wake up to?
More Crazy Alarm Clocks at eBay - These Clocks are LOUD!!!
You never know what you will find at eBay. Here is a small selection of the items they have available today to roust you out of bed.
What kind of alarm clock do you have? Would you like one of these crazy ones?