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Crazy Alarm Clocks

Updated on August 29, 2017

Wake Up to a Crazy Alarm Clock

Why wake up to a boring bell or radio, when you could wake up to a crazy alarm clock?

Some of these wacky time pieces are perfect for the person who has a hard time waking up and may sleep through more conventional alarms. Others are nice for those who like a gentler way to start their day.

Whether you prefer to rise and shine to the sound of farm animals or classical music, we have searched the internet for the most unique and craziest clocks to get you going in the morning so you can be on time.

I don't have too much trouble getting myself up in the morning, but I have a teenage daughter who would sleep until suppertime if I let her. She simply does not wake up! She must be making up for all the sleep she missed when she was a baby. I'm not sure I will ever recover from that!

These are some of my favorite clocks for giving to your teenager, or to buy for yourself.

Crazy Alarm Clock available at Amazon

Crazy Alarm Clock Makes You Chase It Around the Room! - Catch Me if You Can!

Clocky, the Original Runaway Alarm Clock on Wheels: Get Out of Bed and Wake Up on Time with Programmable Snooze | Jumps Off Night Stand and Rolls Away (Extra Loud for Heavy Sleepers), Aqua
Clocky, the Original Runaway Alarm Clock on Wheels: Get Out of Bed and Wake Up on Time with Programmable Snooze | Jumps Off Night Stand and Rolls Away (Extra Loud for Heavy Sleepers), Aqua

This crazy alarm clock beeps as it rolls across the room, forcing you to get up and turn it off. Comes in several color choices. The wheel function can be disabled if desired.

The clocky alarm makes you chase it around your bedroom.
The clocky alarm makes you chase it around your bedroom. | Source

Some Tips to Help You Get Up!

If you have trouble getting out of bed in the morning, here are some ideas to help you rise and shine!

  1. Put the coffee pot next to your bed and set it to brew at getting up time. Put your mug on the dresser across the room!
  2. Remove any room-darkening curtains or blinds. Let the sun stream in!
  3. Forget the snooze alarm! Set your alarm for the time you absolutely must get up.
  4. Have your roommate come in and yank off all your covers.
  5. Get a dog that absolutely MUST go outside first thing or leaves you with messes to clean up later.
  6. Set multiple annoying sounds and lights to go off in various locations in your bedroom.
  7. Arrange to receive various phone calls early in the morning.
  8. Arrange your schedule so that you have someplace you must go early in the morning.
  9. Keep to a regular schedule, with a sensible bedtime, and get up the same time each day.
  10. Keep a noisy bird in your bedroom. Parrots are good. Or chickens!

Crazy Alarm Clock Plays Music & Projects Stars onto the Ceiling - A Gentle Awakening

I really do like this one. I have been thinking about getting it as a gift for myself. Something about having stars projected on the ceiling while I drift off to sleep sounds very relaxing!

iBRIGHT Music star projector Clock
iBRIGHT Music star projector Clock

Listen to music while this clock projects stars onto your ceiling. Wake up to your choice of four nature sounds or six classical songs.


Crazy Alarm Clock Wakes You Up With Wacky Voices - Drop the Pee-Low! Drop the Pee-Low!

There's no way you will be sleeping through these silly phrases! You'll wake up laughing when this one goes off! And no hitting the snooze button either!

TMXT156BX - TIMEX T156BN Shake n Wake Alarm Clock
TMXT156BX - TIMEX T156BN Shake n Wake Alarm Clock

Seven wacky phrases will wake you up when you set this crazy alarm clock. You will laugh yourself out of bed when you hear the funny accents and the words they say to make you get up.


Do You Need One of these Wild Contraptions? - Morning Glory or Night Owl?

Some people rise & shine with no problem. Others love to stay up late & sleep in. Which are you?

Crazy Alarm Clock Wakes You With Sonic Boom & Vibrations - Shakes You Out of Bed!

This clock will wake you up when nothing else will! It combines loud sound and flashing alarm lights with powerful bed vibrations to get you up on time. Never be late again!

Time to Wake Up!

Grr! I hate mornings!
Grr! I hate mornings! | Source

Wake Up to This Crazy Darth Vader Alarm Clock - May the Force Force You to Get Up!

Darth Vader Alarm Clock/lamp/mp3 Speaker
Darth Vader Alarm Clock/lamp/mp3 Speaker

This crazy alarm clock does a little bit of everything. Not only is it an alarm clock, but it is also a lamp and a speaker for your MP3 player. The perfect gift for any Star Wars fan!


Pole Dancer Alarm Clock - Fun for Any Guy!

Got a man on your gift list who would enjoy this one? When it's time to get up, the buxom stripper swings around her pole to the pulsating beat of the music and flashing lights.

It's so exciting! What guy would not want one of these?!

Pole Dancer Alarm Clock
Pole Dancer Alarm Clock

Takes 1 LR44 battery, which is included, and 3 AA batteries, which are not included.

Warning: This is a popular gift which sells out fast!

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up!
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up! | Source

Watch the Gears on This Crazy Clock - Gear Up for the Day!

Fascinations GearUp Alarm
Fascinations GearUp Alarm

Popular with engineers and scientists, this crazy alarm clock will mesmerize you with its working gears. You will be fascinated by how it all works!


Get Up With the Cows - This Gal Will Make Sure You are Moooo-ving!

When my grandmother was in the hospital, my sister came from out of state and stayed at her house. The next morning, Sis was startled when she suddenly heard a rooster crowing. None of us realized until then that Grandmother had a barnyard clock that woke her up everyday.

Wacky Wakers Cow Alarm Clock
Wacky Wakers Cow Alarm Clock

This alarm clock will wake you up with the sound of your favorite farm animal. Sure to get you moooo-ving in the morning! Also available as a pig or a duck.


If The Featured Clocks Aren't Crazy Enough, Check This Out!

You could build one of these contraptions, but I think this guy may have brain damage.

Got Time for a Poll?

Which sound do you prefer to wake up to?

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More Crazy Alarm Clocks at eBay - These Clocks are LOUD!!!

You never know what you will find at eBay. Here is a small selection of the items they have available today to roust you out of bed.

What kind of alarm clock do you have? Would you like one of these crazy ones?

Thanks for Checking Out These Crazy Alarm Clocks

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    • SusannaDuffy profile image

      Susanna Duffy 

      4 years ago from Melbourne Australia

      A cow alarm?

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      5 years ago

      trying to imagine life with chickens in the bedroom.....

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      Carolan Ross 

      5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      What a fun collection of alarm clocks! When my sister retired she threw hers off a cliff! And when my sons were little they had this crazy Thomas the Tank Engine alarm clock that was funny at first but drove me NUTS..."All Aboard! Good Morning...chug-chug-chug and ding-ding-ding...All Aboard!"

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      5 years ago

      enjoyed browsing your clocks this morning.

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      5 years ago

      I LOVE the Dalek alarm clock!!! My dad instilled a strong love of all things Dr. Who in me when I was just a wee child, and I can't imagine a better catchphrase for the first conscious moments of each morning than, "Exterminate." The stripper alarm clock is pretty cute, too, and would make a great "spicy" Christmas gift for some of the gents on my list. Life's too short for boring awakenings!

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      bilafond lm 

      5 years ago

      Any think crazy is also creative :-)

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      bilafond lm 

      5 years ago

      Some alarm clocks are really beautiful and some crazy. I like them all. Good lens

    • Brandi Bush profile image


      6 years ago from Maryland

      Great crazy alarm clocks! I have a crazy alarm 2-year old who has some kind of internal alarm that gets him up at exactly 7:10 every.single.morning... :)

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      6 years ago

      Unique and really crazy designs for alarm clocks. I like the one with wheels.

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      Lorelei Cohen 

      6 years ago from Canada

      I love the alarm clock that wakes you up with a flashing light alarm. That would be perfect for a teenager. They sleep like the dead on school days.

    • Bexley profile image


      6 years ago

      Great collection of crazy clocks! I like the iBright music star clock....stars on the ceiling and nature sounds.

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      6 years ago

      How fun these clocks look, I love them.

    • MomwithAHook LM profile image

      Sara Duggan 

      6 years ago from California

      That bed alarms is super crazy.

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      lilblackdress lm 

      6 years ago

      Great collection of clocks!

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      Lori Green 

      6 years ago from Las Vegas

      LOL, the guy in the video is wearing a Blue's Clues shirt, wakes up to an air compression and had to say hello to his mother in a YouTube video. Why am I not surprised it's a single bed!

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      6 years ago

      Who knew there were so many crazy alarm clocks out there?! The one that rolls around is pretty extreme. I think I'd like the one that puts stars on the ceiling and makes nature sounds. Not sure I'd want to get out of bed, then, though! Nice selection of clocks!

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      6 years ago

      If I had to chase an alarm clock around to shut it off, it wouldn't last too long! There's a LOT of crazy alarm clocks out there!

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      jseven lm 

      6 years ago

      Those are some crazy alarm clocks! Good selection.

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      6 years ago

      These are some great ideas for a present. That is, if the person likes to be waken up by an alarm clock ;)

      I like your ideas, you have gathered some nice alarm clock designs. Very nice lens indeed, keep up the good work ;)

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      sukkran trichy 

      6 years ago from Trichy/Tamil Nadu

      i love that ibright music star projector clock. it is really a unique collection.

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      6 years ago

      enjoyed viewing these tonight, enjoyed them indeed!

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      6 years ago

      Now I just use my cell phone for an alarm clock, but that one on wheels is ingenious. How many times do we just hit snooze and go right back to bed?

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      Virginia Allain 

      6 years ago from Central Florida

      The good news (for me) is I don't really need an alarm clock anymore. Being retired is wonderful. These sure are fun.


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