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Accofranco is battling with malaria fever

  1. accofranco profile image82
    accofrancoposted 8 years ago

    I am having malaria fever since 4 days now, and thats why i haven't published any new hub, but the family doctor said i will be fine soon. The nurses are worried about my surffing the net regularly, especially on hubpages, they said i am addicted, but is a lie.

    1. goldentoad profile image59
      goldentoadposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      make sure the nurses give you a good massage acco, that's what they like to do, even if they pretend they don't, just ask them. And I wish I could send you some cocaine, it would give the energy to fight the malaria.

      1. accofranco profile image82
        accofrancoposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        The co...? Don't you think it will worsen the situation? Please i can't reply again for now, i feeling feverish plus headache. Take care.

    2. mandybeau profile image55
      mandybeauposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Probably they may be right Acco, but don't worry I wondered where you were I got one of my Forums shut down last nite, becauise someone complained "Get well"
      Mandy

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        Iphigeniaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Result !

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      Iphigeniaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      It is a lie - those nurses probably just want to watch porn while you lie, bored, in bed, wanking and thinking about your next hub.

      You should write a hub about your very specific type of malaria.

      Tell those nurses that hubbing does not cause malaria - but don't let them touch you after they have been surfing the net. You might end up seriously disturbed.

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      ralwusposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Acco, are you sure it's malaria and not something from your new found hobby? hehe get well soon my friend. [CC]

  2. lumberjack profile image71
    lumberjackposted 8 years ago

    accofranco i am sorry you has a malaria
    think if u had sickle cell u could fight this off?  maybe there should be malaria drug made of sickle cell

    1. AEvans profile image79
      AEvansposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Oh good grief you are so silly. smile So you believe that would be the cure? lololo smile

  3. lumberjack profile image71
    lumberjackposted 8 years ago

    yes i believe i can cure this man

  4. Mighty Mom profile image85
    Mighty Momposted 8 years ago

    Dear Accofranco,
    Do not confuse your malaria with Hub addiction. The symptoms are very, very different. Although people have been known to become feverish when trying to post 30 hubs in 30 days.
    Also, the only nurse you should be listening to about your net surfing habits, at least as they relate to HP, is AEvans.
    She will take good care of you as she does all of us!

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 8 years ago

    GET WELL SOON

  6. I'mmabookworm! profile image55
    I'mmabookworm!posted 8 years ago

    Get well soon dude, Hub as much as you like. Those nurses should try it, I'm sure they would get addicted to it soon and then they would be too busy with Hubs and you could just happily hub all day long!!! smile

    Bookworm

 
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