I am having malaria fever since 4 days now, and thats why i haven't published any new hub, but the family doctor said i will be fine soon. The nurses are worried about my surffing the net regularly, especially on hubpages, they said i am addicted, but is a lie.
make sure the nurses give you a good massage acco, that's what they like to do, even if they pretend they don't, just ask them. And I wish I could send you some cocaine, it would give the energy to fight the malaria.
Probably they may be right Acco, but don't worry I wondered where you were I got one of my Forums shut down last nite, becauise someone complained "Get well"
It is a lie - those nurses probably just want to watch porn while you lie, bored, in bed, wanking and thinking about your next hub.
You should write a hub about your very specific type of malaria.
Tell those nurses that hubbing does not cause malaria - but don't let them touch you after they have been surfing the net. You might end up seriously disturbed.
Acco, are you sure it's malaria and not something from your new found hobby? hehe get well soon my friend. [CC]
accofranco i am sorry you has a malaria
think if u had sickle cell u could fight this off? maybe there should be malaria drug made of sickle cell
Do not confuse your malaria with Hub addiction. The symptoms are very, very different. Although people have been known to become feverish when trying to post 30 hubs in 30 days.
Also, the only nurse you should be listening to about your net surfing habits, at least as they relate to HP, is AEvans.
She will take good care of you as she does all of us!
Get well soon dude, Hub as much as you like. Those nurses should try it, I'm sure they would get addicted to it soon and then they would be too busy with Hubs and you could just happily hub all day long!!!
|HubPages Device ID|
|Login||This is necessary to sign in to the HubPages Service.|
|HubPages Google Analytics|
|HubPages Traffic Pixel|
|Google Hosted Libraries|
|Google AdSense Host API|
|Conversion Tracking Pixels|
|Author Google Analytics|
|Amazon Tracking Pixel|