Chinese condoms too small for South Africans: report

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  1. Stacie L profile image91
    Stacie Lposted 10 years ago

    Chinese condoms too small for South Africans: report
    Relaxnews – Fri, Sep 16, 2011

    A South African court has blocked the government from buying 11 million Chinese condoms, saying they are too small, a newspaper reported Friday.
    The finance ministry had awarded a contract to a firm called Siqamba Medical, which planned to buy the Phoenurse condoms from China, the Beeld newspaper said.
    A rival firm, Sekunjalo Investments Corporation, turned to the High Court in Pretoria after losing the bid, arguing that their condoms were 20 percent larger than the Chinese ones. … 54238.html

    ok this is funny and probably going to be thought of as racist but it's not...

    1. Karen N profile image70
      Karen Nposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      I'm not quite sure what to say to that! smile

    2. Tcad1191 profile image59
      Tcad1191posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Lol  this made me laugh big_smile

    3. Shil1978 profile image91
      Shil1978posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      I needed a good laugh - thanks for posting this!! Good to know the rest of the world can beat the Chinese at something at least. Chinese products have swamped world markets, haven't they - now, I know one product they'd have trouble selling in world markets, if they continue to make em that small smile

      1. robindeng profile image60
        robindengposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        wink  Made-in-China, does that disappoint you?

    4. profile image0
      klarawieckposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah, the South Africans export their condoms to China, and the Chinese use them as parachutes. big_smile

    5. debbie roberts profile image78
      debbie robertsposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      My husband is a South African so we'll have a laugh about this later...

  2. MelissaBarrett profile image59
    MelissaBarrettposted 10 years ago

    There is nothing I can say here that wouldn't get me banned for life...

  3. Cardisa profile image88
    Cardisaposted 10 years ago

    This is good to know. I have often heard that they have weaners instead of you know what...I can't really prove it but I do know African men are very well endowed.

  4. avidix profile image61
    avidixposted 10 years ago

    No Prob. Take two in place of one ???????wink

  5. KeithTax profile image71
    KeithTaxposted 10 years ago

    Size matters.

    1. profile image0
      Multimanposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      The Chineese don't take regional differences into consideration, wonder if this has anything to do with their obvious Taiwan envy.

      1. robindeng profile image60
        robindengposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        What's the Taiwan envy? hmm

  6. Greek One profile image65
    Greek Oneposted 10 years ago

    There is no such thing as a small penis...
    only vagina's that are too large for their own good

  7. ngureco profile image81
    ngurecoposted 10 years ago

    These things are amazingly elastic to fit in one’s head. If the report says the tools are too small then these guys must be amazingly big.

  8. skyfire profile image68
    skyfireposted 10 years ago

    Reminds me funny image of "Genesis Condoms" for Africans, can't post it here could get me banned for month.


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