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Easter Jokes & Riddles For Kids – Sorted By Category

Updated on February 16, 2008
Photo: Yogi, Flickr
Photo: Yogi, Flickr

Nothing is better than a good joke to get you feeling festive. Children's education experts agree that sharing jokes is an excellent way to develop language skills. But your kids won't know that! They'll just think you're loads of fun. Get ready for springtime fun with these Easter jokes collected from around the web. They're all G-Rated and super corny - just right for kids!

Jokes About Eggs

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!


How did the eggs leave the highway?

They went through the "Eggs-it".


What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.


What part did the egg play in the movies?

He was an "Egg-stra".


What do you call a sleeping egg?



What did the eggs do when the light turned green?

They egg-cellerated.


Why couldn't the egg family watch T.V.?

Because their cable was scrambled.


What's red, pink and blue with yellow all over?

An Easter egg rolling down the hill.


What kind of plants do eggs keep?



What do you call an egg from outer space?

An "Egg-stra terrestial".


Why didn't the egg cross the road?

Because he wasn't a chicken yet!


What day does an egg hate the most?


Jokes About Bunnies

Who is the Easter Bunny's favorite movie actor?

Rabbit De Niro!


What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!


What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an over-sterssed person?

An Easter basket case!


Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail?

Because his parents wouldn't let him borrow the car!


Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!


What is the Easter Bunny's favorite state capital?

Albunny, New York!


What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?

Hot, cross bunnies.


How do bunnies stay healthy?



How do you make a rabbit stew?

Make it wait for 3 hours!


Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because it was the chicken's day off.


What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.


What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.


Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?



What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a lumberjack?

One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.


Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.


How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.


Why did the rabbit cross the road

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs.


Kid 1: What's the difference between the Easter rabbit and a mattababy?

Kid 2: What's a mattababy?

Kid: Nothing. What's the matter with you?


What do you call a dumb bunny?:

A hare brain.


How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Just look for the grey hares.


What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny.


What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny


What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?

One with a hoppy ending.


Where do Easter Bunnies go for new tails?

To the re-tail store.


Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost?

Make a noise like a carrot; he'll find you.


How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?

Eggs marks the spot


Knock Knock

Who's there?


Esther Who?

Esther Bunny


Knock Knock

Who's there?

Some bunny

Some bunny Who?

Some bunny is eating all my Easter eggs!


Why did the bunny go to the dance?

To do the bunny hop!


What does a sick chicken say?

I have the people pox.


Why can't a rabbit's nose be twelve inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.


What would you get if you crossed a rabbit with a scout?

A rabbit who helps little old ladies hop across the street.


How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew?

When it has hares in it.


What do rabbits have that nothing else has?

Baby rabbits.


What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?

14 carrot gold.

Jokes About Chicks

A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?

The baby chick was a little cheeper!


What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?

Your one hot chick!


How does an Easter chicken bake a cake?

From scratch.


Other Easter Jokes

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!


What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Colored eggrolls!


What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?

Hoppy Easter!


Why are people always tired in April?

Because they've just finished a March


Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter?

In the dictionary.


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    8 years ago


  • PaperNotes profile image


    8 years ago

    Oh! These jokes are somewhat cheesy yet I did find them amusing. Thank you.

  • sudeep13582 profile image


    8 years ago from Howrah

    beautiful cute and cool writing...

    here is another hub from me about easter cards

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    9 years ago

    I think these are hilarious but my seventh grade students think they are not funny. Of course, they don't like my jokes either. :)

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    9 years ago

    No You Forgot This One...

    What Is White, Lives In The Himalayas, And Lays Eggs?

    The Abominable Snow Chicken

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    Geri's nana 

    10 years ago

    Great jokes!! I use them on the lunch line at school for my elementary kids. They love Fridays because they know I am going to put something there to make them smile!!!

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    10 years ago

    nice hub Lela , keep writing..

  • pauljorg profile image


    10 years ago

    Haha. I admit that I find som corny jokes like these funny. ;)

  • C.S.Alexis profile image


    11 years ago from NW Indiana

    Very Cute. I applaud you.

  • newlife profile image


    11 years ago from Malta

    Geat hub! Thanks.. My son will enjoy these:) (I loved them myself)..

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    11 years ago

    Good Hub!  Some oldies but goodies here but all worth a big smile! ;P

    You forgot the one that goes--

    Hunter 1-- I just got back from my hunting trip.

    Hunter 2--Did you get anything?

    Hunter 1--Yeah.  I got a henway.

    Hunter 2--Never heard of that before.  What's a henway?

    Hunter 1--About 2 pounds!

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    Sue Wetzel 

    11 years ago from Santa Clara, CA

    Thanks for the jokes. I am going to share them with my nieces.

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    best of the web 

    11 years ago from US

    Good one. Thanks for sharing

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    11 years ago from U.S.A.

    These are fun--too bad Mason's not old enough to enjoy them yet!

  • Lela Davidson profile imageAUTHOR

    Lela Davidson 

    11 years ago from Bentonville, Arkansas

    Thanks, guys! Call me corny.

  • Mystic Biscuit profile image

    Mystic Biscuit 

    11 years ago from Phoenix, AZ

    This is a hoot!! Great job!! :-D

  • Bob Ewing profile image

    Bob Ewing 

    11 years ago from New Brunswick

    Well done and you made me laugh.

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    Jimmy the jock 

    11 years ago from Scotland

    Well done Lela on producing today's winning hub, i really had a lot of fun reading this.....jimmy

  • Lela Davidson profile imageAUTHOR

    Lela Davidson 

    11 years ago from Bentonville, Arkansas

    Wallpaper - I know! My cool kid thinks it's terrible, my other one loves it. Guess why I put it first?

  • Patty Inglish, MS profile image

    Patty Inglish MS 

    11 years ago from USA and Asgardia, the First Space Nation

    WALLPAPER!?! :)


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