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Easter Jokes & Riddles For Kids – Sorted By Category
Nothing is better than a good joke to get you feeling festive. Children's education experts agree that sharing jokes is an excellent way to develop language skills. But your kids won't know that! They'll just think you're loads of fun. Get ready for springtime fun with these Easter jokes collected from around the web. They're all G-Rated and super corny - just right for kids!
Jokes About Eggs
Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
How did the eggs leave the highway?
They went through the "Eggs-it".
What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
He cracked up.
What part did the egg play in the movies?
He was an "Egg-stra".
What do you call a sleeping egg?
What did the eggs do when the light turned green?
Why couldn't the egg family watch T.V.?
Because their cable was scrambled.
What's red, pink and blue with yellow all over?
An Easter egg rolling down the hill.
What kind of plants do eggs keep?
What do you call an egg from outer space?
An "Egg-stra terrestial".
Why didn't the egg cross the road?
Because he wasn't a chicken yet!
What day does an egg hate the most?
Jokes About Bunnies
Who is the Easter Bunny's favorite movie actor?
Rabbit De Niro!
What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?
His lucky people's foot!
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an over-sterssed person?
An Easter basket case!
Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail?
Because his parents wouldn't let him borrow the car!
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite state capital?
Albunny, New York!
What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
Hot, cross bunnies.
How do bunnies stay healthy?
How do you make a rabbit stew?
Make it wait for 3 hours!
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hareline.
What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It's been nice gnawing you.
Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a lumberjack?
One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.
How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
One. After that the basket won't be empty.
Why did the rabbit cross the road
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs.
Kid 1: What's the difference between the Easter rabbit and a mattababy?
Kid 2: What's a mattababy?
Kid: Nothing. What's the matter with you?
What do you call a dumb bunny?:
A hare brain.
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
Just look for the grey hares.
What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A funny bunny.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?
One with a hoppy ending.
Where do Easter Bunnies go for new tails?
To the re-tail store.
Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost?
Make a noise like a carrot; he'll find you.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
Eggs marks the spot
Some bunny Who?
Some bunny is eating all my Easter eggs!
Why did the bunny go to the dance?
To do the bunny hop!
What does a sick chicken say?
I have the people pox.
Why can't a rabbit's nose be twelve inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What would you get if you crossed a rabbit with a scout?
A rabbit who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew?
When it has hares in it.
What do rabbits have that nothing else has?
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
14 carrot gold.
Jokes About Chicks
A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?
The baby chick was a little cheeper!
What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
Your one hot chick!
How does an Easter chicken bake a cake?
Other Easter Jokes
Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?
Because it's always on a sundae!
What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?
What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
Why are people always tired in April?
Because they've just finished a March
Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter?
In the dictionary.