Secure a Future Valentine with a Clever Pick Up Line
Finding entertainment on the internet is easier than ever with cute and funny videos on YouTube, odd status updates on Facebook, and autocorrect fails on -well- many different websites. It's quite an epidemic, and I do not foresee an end to the torrent of humbling experiences anytime soon.
Adding to it - and just in time for Valentine's Day - is a compilation of senseless and only slightly witty pick up lines.
Expect the unexpected and be prepared to make an unforgettable first impression. Keep a few of these peculiar and spicy pick up lines in your back pocket.
Please keep in mind that this is meant for entertainment purposes only. Some are innocent and fun; some are of a sexual nature. Use at your own risk!
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
- "I wish I were adenine. I'd be paired with you."
- "You must be an adverb because you sure do modify me."
- "If I were an enzyme, I’d be helicase so that I could unzip your genes."
- "What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the one."
- "You’re so gneiss. I’ll never take you for granite."
- "Baby, you overclock my processor."
Shameless, Funny Pick Up Lines
- "I'm new in town. Can you give me directions to 'your place'?"
- "You must be a parking ticket because you've got 'Fine' written all over you."
- "Nice shoes. Let's see how quickly they take you to my place."
- "Quick. Someone call the cops! Someone stole all of the stars, and put them in your eyes."
- "I like your outfit. I'd like it more on my floor."
- "Do you have a boyfriend?" [pause for answer] "Want one?"
- "Be different. Say yes."
- "Pardon me. Are you in heat?"
- "Should I call you in the morning, or nudge you?"
- "If being sexy were a crime, you'd be charged!"
- "If I told you that you had a bangin' body, would you hold it against me?"
- "Are you from Tennessee? You're the only ten I see!"
- "Are you lost? Heaven is far away from here!"
- "I bet you $50 you're going to turn me down."
- "I'm really taller than this. I'm just sitting on my wallet."
- "I lost my number. Can I have yours?"
- "I may not be an item in the store, but I can tell when you're checking me out."
- "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
- "Your daddy must be a baker because you have nice buns!"
- "Have we met? You remind me of my next girlfriend."
- "Do you know what would look better on you than that dress? " [wait a moment] "ME!"
- "I'm a Pirate of Loooove, and I'm here to claim your booty! Arrrgh!"
Have you heard any of these (in general)?
Cute/Innocent Pick Up Lines
- "How much does a polar bear weigh?" [wait for response] "Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm..."
- (Hold out your hand) "Will you hold this for me? I'm going to take a walk."
- "If you were a booger, I'd pick you first!"
- "When God made you, he was showing off!"
- "You're so sweet you just gave me a toothache."
- "Do you have a Bandaid? I just scraped my elbow (or knee) falling for you."
- "What does it feel like to be the most beautiful person in the room?"
- "Excuse me, ma'am/sir, but do you have any raisins? How about a date?"
- "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together."
...Saved the Best for Last
And one for the writers:
"Baby, your plot is so deep that I need a flashlight to find your denouement."
I hope that you had a good laugh. Feel free to post some of your own (or your favorites) in a comment.
Creating this was amusing and actually fun. I had a couple of guy friends help me. I decided to leave out some of the worst (most inappropriate)... I had no idea that it could get any worse!