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I AM A TURKEY

Updated on November 20, 2010

HEAR MY GOBBLE...by b. Malin

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FROM THE TURKEY FARM...by b. Malin

I am a Turkey.

I live on a TURKEY FARM.

Most of my relatives are GONE.

I'm still here, waiting for the Alarm.

The TURKEY ALARM.

To let me know my fate...

Hey isn't that great!

Not if you're a Turkey...

Living on a Turkey Farm.

Less than a week before THANKSGIVING!

What's with you people out there?

Don't you like CHICKEN or HARE?

Ah, go on...Don't stare.

You never saw a TALKING TURKEY before?

Hey, I'll do the TURKEY TROT.

And give it all I've got.

And I can GOBBLE, GOBBLE a lot.

If you can just give me another YEAR...

I'll stand up and do a CHEER!

Come on, I'll walk you to your car.

I don't mind, it's not that far.

Yeah, yeah, I'll see you next year.

For I am a TURKEY.

On a TURKEY FARM.

LOL!




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      Roberta McIlroy 6 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      So true..they can't stop gobbling now. I'd hate to have to listen to them if they knew how.

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      b. Malin 6 years ago

      Hi Landscapeartist, I'm so glad you Enjoyed this older Hub of mine written for Thanksgiving...If only a Turkey could Talk...on second thought...maybe NOT!

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      Roberta McIlroy 6 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      lol. Right on. Awesome hub to brighten my weekend up. Thank you

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      b. Malin 6 years ago

      Hi Lyricwriter, thanks for stopping by. I wrote this Hub last Thanksgiving...and it was a Fun write. Don't think I will do one this year, but I'm glad you Enjoyed.

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      Richard Ricky Hale 6 years ago from West Virginia

      Up, funny, and awesome poem my friend. You sure do know how to brighten someone's day. Hope all is well my friend. Be good, take care, and catch you later:)

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      b. Malin 7 years ago

      Right on! And daPuma you can have second helpings of Sweet Potatoes and Pumpkin Pie! Thanks for stopping by.

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      daPuma5 7 years ago

      I'm only interested in the sweet potatoes and the pumpkin pie. Give the poor guy a reprieve!

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      b. Malin 7 years ago

      Hey breakfastpop welcome back...How was the cruise? Mr. Turkey will be so happy to know that you won't eat him...but what about the rest of your family?? Thanks for stopping by.

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      breakfastpop 7 years ago

      Dear Turkey,

      You have nothing to fear from me. I don't like turkey.

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      b. Malin 7 years ago

      De-lovely...one has to share a little humor on the Thanksgiving Turkey...give em a voice, next they'll want to vote! Thanks for becoming a follower.

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      b. Malin 7 years ago

      Fiddleman afraid not, and it's all our fault, for eating the bird...We do Love our Turkey!

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      De-lovely 7 years ago

      Haha I LOVED this story... Talking turkeys really are a dying breed! :D

      P.S. I'm now following you too.

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      Fiddleman 7 years ago

      Poor turkey, maybe he will be a pardon. lol

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