I AM A TURKEY

I am a Turkey.

I live on a TURKEY FARM.

Most of my relatives are GONE.

I'm still here, waiting for the Alarm.

The TURKEY ALARM.

To let me know my fate...

Hey isn't that great!

Not if you're a Turkey...

Living on a Turkey Farm.

Less than a week before THANKSGIVING!

What's with you people out there?

Don't you like CHICKEN or HARE?

Ah, go on...Don't stare.

You never saw a TALKING TURKEY before?

Hey, I'll do the TURKEY TROT.

And give it all I've got.

And I can GOBBLE, GOBBLE a lot.

If you can just give me another YEAR...

I'll stand up and do a CHEER!

Come on, I'll walk you to your car.

I don't mind, it's not that far.

Yeah, yeah, I'll see you next year.

For I am a TURKEY.

On a TURKEY FARM.

LOL!